Marmite.Crumpets
VIP Member
Oh lord, she got an interview for the prison.
Prison head fanny Abby to your service
Can't wait for the fitness test content
Our_homefund #2 Rattled by Tattle
- Thread starter Magee
- Start date
-
- Tags
- our_homefund
- Status
1
Can't wait for the fitness test content
Mr Paul Barry John Allen
VIP Member
If it's anything like the fire birgadeCan't wait for the fitness test content
it'll sink faster than the titanic did on that iceberg 
Allthatglitters666
Chatty Member
Has she any idea how brutal a job it is?
bellasmith86
Chatty Member
Yes…because she watches dramatised “real life” crimes on Netflix. She’s a pro. She’ll be putting the officers already working there to shame with her expert knowledge!
Itsallthecheese
Chatty Member
Considering she left a job cos someone in her words spoke to her like tit, I can't see how she's going to manage abuse off prisoners and the fact jobs like that you actually need to work as a team when it all kicks off 
Didnt she fail the fitness? Surely its similarIf it's anything like the fire birgade
Marmite.Crumpets
VIP Member
She didn't get that far. She didn't look at the entry requirements & siad it was discrimination that she didn't get the job because she has to wear glasses
Nosyparker86
Active member
GiveMeFreebies
VIP Member
She might just be ok - screen shots 1&2 are requirements and looks like she can wear glasses.
Requirements for firefighter are 3rd screenshot.
Before you call me a stalking wee fanny, I looked it up because I was genuinely interested in what the requirements are for both jobs
Certainly looks like there is a little more leniency for the prison officers. I just giggled at the personality requirements for the job as I doubt she would meet them. Though I guess it might turn more criminals off a life of crime - you’d rather go straight than have to go back in and listen to her spouting utter tosh
Requirements for firefighter are 3rd screenshot.
Before you call me a stalking wee fanny, I looked it up because I was genuinely interested in what the requirements are for both jobs
Certainly looks like there is a little more leniency for the prison officers. I just giggled at the personality requirements for the job as I doubt she would meet them. Though I guess it might turn more criminals off a life of crime - you’d rather go straight than have to go back in and listen to her spouting utter tosh
Attachments
TheWitchIsBack
VIP Member
Who’s going to give this heid banger a character reference? 
Greenock prison is a tough gig as well.
Greenock prison is a tough gig as well.
Very high - I just searched her name alone and the tattle threads come upSocial media vetting… what’s the chances they’re gonna find her Tattle thread
View attachment 1642982 q
Allthatglitters666
Chatty Member
Of course yes silly me
We all know where she lives so it won't take disgruntled prisoners long. She really should think this through
Daisyflower420
New member
That's where I think she'll meet the hurdle her life and personal details are now very very public this may be seen as a risk and therefore unable to continue her application.Of course yes silly me
We all know where she lives so it won't take disgruntled prisoners long. She really should think this through
Mr Paul Barry John Allen
VIP Member
Imagine the scene though, she'd come on her stories, crying and blaming the fannies even though it's not our fault
QwertyBert
Active member
Wasn’t she meant to pick up keys yesterday?
I was wondering this!
Lockdownbordem
Chatty Member
I thought she said today and then going there on Thursday? Could be wrong
QwertyBert
Active member
On the social media review, I do feel bad that the tattle feed might come up. It’s not her choice what is said about her and if she gets the job it might become an issue if she’s working with offenders.
Maybe admin can remove reference to her surname here and pictures of the house?
Maybe admin can remove reference to her surname here and pictures of the house?
- Status