One Day of Winter #3 Queen Raven still ruling the roost.... even the Pea has reproduced.

[TheLastLolo]

I was so confused by the wording.
'Trapped by a sleeping baby eating pizza'
At first I was like 'she's weaning Ember so Raven can have all the boob' then 'oh look, Ember is a prodigy too, eating pizza at a month old whilst asleep!'
Then my brain kicked in...

 

[TheLastLolo]

Thread suggestion: That's SO Raven but Ember's a toad, Dean's a posed corpse and Pea's sure to implode.

Think this covers all bases
Raven is the best, Ember spoilt everything, Dean is a stand in when Nicola has absolutely no other choice and not enough nipples left to hang things from and she's on course for a breakdown by the end of the month.

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Ravens a brat, Embers a toad, poor old Dean been left out in the cold.

Best my baby brain can come up with

 

[Squidward]

Queen Damien Rain, Ember’s baby grows have stains, support her head; it drives us insane!

 

[Peanut0205]

Queen Damien Rain, Ember’s baby grows have stains, support her head; it drives us insane!

Yass

Thread suggestion: Embers in the wrap while Pea cooks up some crap, Ravens in the cage, is Dean REALLY on the same page?

Can I just say these are giving me life tonight

 

[TheLastLolo]

Thread suggestion #2: Pea's driven a wedge, Raven's a milk-guzzling brat, Ember's kicked out with Dean and he's taking his hat!

 

[HAB88]

As crunchy as the inside of Dean's borking hat. Struggling to manage a toad and a brat.

 

[Spider12]

Still can’t get over her calling that beautiful little baby a toad she’s never called Raven anything like that even when she’s being Damien! Yet newborn E is called a little toad for waking up in the night?! God it’s really pissed me off

 

[Peanut0205]

I know, little Ember is gorgeous too. There’s only one toad in that house and she’s got a 666 tattoo

 

[TheLastLolo]

I know, little Ember is gorgeous too. There’s only one toad in that house and she’s got a 666 tattoo

And 666 teeth.

 

[Cat_scratches]

As crunchy as the inside of Dean's borking hat. Struggling to manage a toad and a brat.

Yas, this is brilliant

 

[missmarmighty]

Borking gets me every time.

Thread Suggestion: Everything they eat is purified but it’s fine because they live in the ‘countryside’. Raven hits the toad, Dean’s taken his hat and hit the road.

 

[TheLastLolo]

Can I just say... I sometimes call my son a toad... But if he had siblings... I would also call then toads I wouldn't have favourites so is it ok I call him a toad?

Thread suggestion: Raven's a gorm, Ember lives in the sling, Pea 'knows it's the norm but'... And Dean's hat must ming!

Poor Dean and his hat. I actually feel sorry for the man.

 

[ceecee454]

this thread suggestions are hilarious tonite

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Honestly giggling my tits off at these thread suggestions, my husband is looking at me like wtf are you on woman

 

[Spider12]

Can I just say... I sometimes call my son a toad... But if he had siblings... I would also call then toads I wouldn't have favourites so is it ok I call him a toad?

Thread suggestion: Raven's a gorm, Ember lives in the sling, Pea 'knows it's the norm but'... And Dean's hat must ming!

Poor Dean and his hat. I actually feel sorry for the man.

Haha that’s ok, I call my son worse mostly under my breath when he’s up to no good which is 24/7 . For me, it’s definitely the calling E a toad when she has never called R anything like that. She couldn’t make it more obvious who her favourite is

 

[EmilyChambers]

There’s ham on the plate, I repeat- ham on the plate.

so she does eat more than just mush x

I thought they were vegetarians?

let’s be honest she loves showing her boobs! It’s simple. I’m all for feeding a child but 1 need to get a cup and the other needs a damn good cuddle without a sling !

If she didn't have kids, she'd absolutely have a fans only page by now

 

[sassmaster3000]

When I first saw it, I thought you guys were reading too much into it and it was a label or something sticking out, but nope...

she’s so detached from her own body, that can’t be healthy?

 

[RLdeletedme]

Thread suggestion:

Sort Venom's teeth out - they're grey and decaying.
Can't feed poor Ember, as Raven is playing.

 

[ceecee454]

these thread suggestions are still killing me excellent work everyone

suggestion: nips out both kids having a munchy all to prove pea is #1 crunchy