Justherefortittle
VIP Member
Mr Grifty likes to suddenly announce his parents are showing up ON THE DAY. I don’t know what is wrong with men.
I need about 3 months notice and lots of breathing exercises to prepare for his mum.
She ones of those easy going and really chilled out people for those who can’t see how selfish & manipulative she is like I can!
Loses power of her legs the minute she comes through the door needs waited on hand & foot, but unfortunately the power in her mouth still available!
And no matter what you cook, how you cook it or the large quantities there is always comment about how
- X cooks Y a certain way and it’s lovely
- a wee bit of A would have been lovely with that
- is there any more B left
All whilst drinking copious amounts of wine but never bringing a bottle.
Never happy - always hankering after something more or different. Coverting anything you or others have!
When left to her own devices she eats the biggest pile of mass produced or dubious dated food so she could at least show some gratitude for well cooked & present quality meats & accompaniments.