Niomi Smart #87 Donkey Gone (?)

[meowmeowmeow3030!!]

She would fit in nicely in Australia. It’s a great place, though I’m biased

Whoa whoa slow down there let’s take baby steps I’m glad nims has escaped the dementor but I’m not sure I want to see nimmers in her string bikini on a beach near me Europe is just fine for her for now lol

 

[SarahN]

Whoa whoa slow down there let’s take baby steps I’m glad nims has escaped the dementor but I’m not sure I want to see nimmers in her string bikini on a beach near me Europe is just fine for her for now lol

God no. She needs to go to a cold climate, I’m sick of the beach Barbie Niomi.

 

[pinkmug]

Back to Joey (This one is for Big Tezza)


I wish she would join tattle, I have a hunch she's great at shit talk.

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Back to Joey (This one is for Big Tezza)


I wish she would join tattle, I have a hunch she's great at shit talk.

She looks like she has a lot of good gossip (Big Tezza, I mean)

 

[SarahN]

She looks like she has a lot of good gossip (Big Tezza, I mean)

Who coined the nickname Big Tezza? Always crack me up

 

[LaraQ]

Who coined the nickname Big Tezza? Always crack me up

Me too.We need to find the genius who came up with that name.

 

[toanna1]

Shout out for the accurate prediction @londongirl2001


PS: Niomi, if you are reading this, all of us have only good intention when we cheered for a break up with the weirdo. You can do better, much much better than that guy!

 

[MargaritaMay]

God no. She needs to go to a cold climate, I’m sick of the beach Barbie Niomi.

Maybe we should send her to work a basic job in northern Sweden for a couple of months, to get a reality check and learn something.

 

[Juststopit]

Maybe we should send her to work a basic job in northern Sweden for a couple of months, to get a reality check and learn something.

Actually Swedens closed for the year, due to ehhh repairs? Sorry, try Norway?

 

[imsorryabtthisacct]

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Shout out for the accurate prediction @londongirl2001


PS: Niomi, if you are reading this, all of us have only good intention when we cheered for a break up with the weirdo. You can do better, much much better than that guy!

@londongirl2001 can we DM i have a few personal goals i'd like some predictions on....

 

[SarahN]

Maybe we should send her to work a basic job in northern Sweden for a couple of months, to get a reality check and learn something.

She'd only go in one of those icy outdoor swimming pools in a thong and claim that the cold fed her soul and she was on the right path.

 

[supercalifragilis]

So glad nobody is offering France; no offense to the Aussies and the Swedes on here but there's no way any French person would have the patience to stand her, let alone be nice to her. She'd be off to depressed and off to Donkey again in a minute!

 

[Lionsden]

She'd only go in one of those icy outdoor swimming pools in a thong and claim that the cold fed her soul and she was on the right path.

She'll go into a cryo chamber or on a ski trip when it's gifted, that's about it.

 

[SarahN]

So glad nobody is offering France; no offense to the Aussies and the Swedes on here but there's no way any French person would have the patience to stand her, let alone be nice to her. She'd be off to depressed and off to Donkey again in a minute!

We certainly don’t suffer fools gladly and we are blunt. We’d be classed as shadows or haters within minutes of laughing at her running around Saint Tropez (she claims to be Brigitte Bardot’s double) in a thong and a beret.

 

[frooshh]

I wonder if she is in fact going to the fashion awards? I wouldn’t be surprised if her management found a random company that would want to take her. I almost want her to go so she can get back into her career and farther away from Jamie.

 

[Coldfeet]

I wonder if she is in fact going to the fashion awards? I wouldn’t be surprised if her management found a random company that would want to take her. I almost want her to go so she can get back into her career and farther away from Jamie.

'Into her CAREER?' Quoi?

 

[frooshh]

'Into her CAREER?' Quoi?

Fair whatever is left of her influencer “career”. I’m apprehensive that if she doesn’t get the invites and freebies like she used to it’s going to make her more susceptible to go back to Jamie (I really hope not LOL). I don’t think she deserves a pass just because of her situation because that’s not how things work in the real world but I hope she realizes she needs to get back into the social media world.

 

[earlgrey]

Maybe she’ll wander around Paris again drinking wine and gasping at art, calling the rain poetic. Art lover Niomi was one of her funniest personas, she just can’t fake a brain.

 

[cherryblossomlatte]

To all the people who predicted the breakup…can you predict a salary raise for me?

 

[Coldfeet]

Maybe she’ll wander around Paris again drinking wine and gasping at art, calling the rain poetic. Art lover Niomi was one of her funniest personas, she just can’t fake a brain.

Oh yes! Mona looking for Lisa. Carryig an umbrella and eating broche