Niomi Smart #87 Donkey Gone (?)

What's next for Nimbobs?

  • Back to Lordon by the new year

    Votes: 86 35.0%

  • Off to Dubai to reunite with Forky

    Votes: 40 16.3%

  • Engaged by Christmas to a finance guy, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes

    Votes: 87 35.4%

  • Back to Joey (This one is for Big Tezza)

    Votes: 8 3.3%

  • Therapy, self help, better career decisions, no more moon crap (As if)

    Votes: 36 14.6%
  • Total voters
    246
  • Poll closed .
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LolitaBlah

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FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! Foreeeever gone 🎶We want him to beee, forever gone! 🎶 Do we really want him gone forever? 🎶 Forever, and ever! Forever GONE! 🎶

Yoohoo 🎊🎉🙌🎇🎆🎋 We're officially celebrating the non yet official but sure to be second break up with Lordgyyyy!!! Our prayers have been finally accepted and our kundalinis alligned you guys!!! We have been speculating for the last 2 threads but Niomi unfollowed and blocked the donkey and she is heading home! !!

Let's dance and celebrate while it lasts because it's Dimbobs after all and she might go back to him anyway. But for now we are relieved from his presence in her/OUR lifes!! I'm so happy I might cry!!

Thank you sweet Mable912 for the thread title and don't forget to vote in the poll!
 
She’s always had her family to fall back on, that’s why she’s been able to take risks and seemingly never faces any repercussions. Going to a third tier law school, forgoing a career for YouTube, halfheartedly starting businesses, buying sheds on a whim, and worst of all, dating Jamie.

But she’s just vibing on a higher frequency than all of us, has nothing to do with her privilege.
 
When Niomi broke up with Lordon:
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Rosie34567-2 said:
It cracks me up how he’ll film himself from the side, as if he’s actually giving a presentation to an audience and/or speaking to someone else. 😂

Bruh, we all know that you’re in the room by yourself and set those cameras up yourself.

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He's been trying to copy Simon Sinek since Nims dumped him in Jan 2024... even copied his grid post style for a bit to woo her back. Dude is nothing but a poser speaking to nobody and that's what irritates him the most. He knows he's a fake who wants respect and a following and can never get it on his own. That's gotta sting :)
 
Why doesn’t Niomi try and do the Australia trip now that she had first planned post Marcus and pre Joe? I think she didn’t end up going because she met Joe but surely after this Christmas in London, it would be the perfect time to head over? Firstly will be mid summer in Aus, and secondly I feel like she actually really suits the Australian lifestyle (based on what little I know about it!)

Also cannot emphasise enough how much she needs to get a real therapist. I think she’s scared of feeling bad / doing the work but it will pay such dividends in the future - she’ll finally finally be able to properly process her breakup with Joe, the trauma of Lordon, even her past trauma related to her father and be ready for a new relationship if that’s what she wants. 6 months of serious therapy would be a game changer for her I think
 
Orzosquarecaramel said:
Why doesn’t Niomi try and do the Australia trip now that she had first planned post Marcus and pre Joe? I think she didn’t end up going because she met Joe but surely after this Christmas in London, it would be the perfect time to head over? Firstly will be mid summer in Aus, and secondly I feel like she actually really suits the Australian lifestyle (based on what little I know about it!)

Also cannot emphasise enough how much she needs to get a real therapist. I think she’s scared of feeling bad / doing the work but it will pay such dividends in the future - she’ll finally finally be able to properly process her breakup with Joe, the trauma of Lordon, even her past trauma related to her father and be ready for a new relationship if that’s what she wants. 6 months of serious therapy would be a game changer for her I think
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She would fit in nicely in Australia. It’s a great place, though I’m biased 🙈
 
LolitaBlah said:
FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! Foreeeever gone 🎶We want him to beee, forever gone! 🎶 Do we really want him gone forever? 🎶 Forever, and ever! Forever GONE! 🎶

Yoohoo 🎊🎉🙌🎇🎆🎋 We're officially celebrating the non yet official but sure to be second break up with Lordgyyyy!!! Our prayers have been finally accepted and our kundalinis alligned you guys!!! We have been speculating for the last 2 threads but Niomi unfollowed and blocked the donkey and she is heading home! !!

Let's dance and celebrate while it lasts because it's Dimbobs after all and she might go back to him anyway. But for now we are relieved from his presence in her/OUR lifes!! I'm so happy I might cry!!

Thank you sweet Mable912 for the thread title and don't forget to vote in the poll!
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Waaa my first EVER tattle title! I am thrilled. I’d like to dedicate this moment to my kundilani 🦋
 
Orzosquarecaramel said:
Why doesn’t Niomi try and do the Australia trip now that she had first planned post Marcus and pre Joe? I think she didn’t end up going because she met Joe but surely after this Christmas in London, it would be the perfect time to head over? Firstly will be mid summer in Aus, and secondly I feel like she actually really suits the Australian lifestyle (based on what little I know about it!)

Also cannot emphasise enough how much she needs to get a real therapist. I think she’s scared of feeling bad / doing the work but it will pay such dividends in the future - she’ll finally finally be able to properly process her breakup with Joe, the trauma of Lordon, even her past trauma related to her father and be ready for a new relationship if that’s what she wants. 6 months of serious therapy would be a game changer for her I think
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I think she needs to stop traveling for a while. Her lifestyle is one big distraction maneuver. She needs to stay put and endure life as it is, to use therapy jargon: sit with her feelings. Traveling, especially the safe, pampered kind, has never led her to any real growth. Even "living" in India was just about playing house in a safe space and consumerism in the shape of locally sourced furniture. If she could stick it out for a while without running away to the next distraction, that's when she might learn something about herself.
 
Lionsden said:
I think she needs to stop traveling for a while. Her lifestyle is one big distraction maneuver. She needs to stay put and endure life as it is, to use therapy jargon: sit with her feelings. Traveling, especially the safe, pampered kind, has never led her to any real growth. Even "living" in India was just about playing house in a safe space and consumerism in the shape of locally sourced furniture. If she could stick it out for a while without running away to the next distraction, that's when she might learn something about herself.
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Totally agree, she needs a strong support network around her (by which I mean actual friends and family). That said, I can totally see her jetting off to Aus come January and surrounding herself with SM acquaintances, this running away and starting yet another new chapter/clean slate blah blah blah…
 
Orzosquarecaramel said:
Why doesn’t Niomi try and do the Australia trip now that she had first planned post Marcus and pre Joe? I think she didn’t end up going because she met Joe but surely after this Christmas in London, it would be the perfect time to head over? Firstly will be mid summer in Aus, and secondly I feel like she actually really suits the Australian lifestyle (based on what little I know about it!)
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First the UK sends convicts to Aus, then it colonises us, plz don't sic Niomi on us 😩
 
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