Niomi Smart #86 The woman is having a never ending existential crisis

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meowmeowmeow3030!! said:
She’s still with him *clown face off* saw them on someone’s else stories doing the run club a day ago
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I have no hopes for any kind of separation till Christmas time(if they even end up going back to the UK). Even then, she’s put all her eggs in the Toothy basket and I think she would quite literally put fire to everything else in her life than leave him for a second time. She basically already has set everything else on fire. I also do think she’ll end up going back to her family at least for a few days but I think it’ll be far from a happy reunion.
 
I know if I had a chinless wonder fiancé who was ridiculed by every human that ever laid their eyes on him, I would be simply embarrassed enough to reconsider my life choices. Yet Niomi is here sticking to this worm simply to prove strangers on the internet wrong…. Niomi for the love of god - there are no other losers in this equation than you! Gather your last two brain cells and save yourself from this….. THIS
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Ok sooo….in her newest stories in the rain she is not wearing a ring on one of her hands in the video. But in the next photo, she has on her Fenton and co ring meaning the ring-less hand should have had the engagement ring. I might be going crazy but that means she’s not wearing it right??
 
Yes further to my mole theory...the mole on her chest is left hand/ring hand side leaning, and the mole on her arm is on her right hand side. Therefore these pics show the ring is missing again from her left hand.

Maybe they just decided to not get married for now?
 

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Callan said:
I don't get why she's not doing her Yoga classes outside, she's in a tropical location and instead films in a room that could be anywhere, just makes no sense.
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She could also be doing so much more yoga content, again, in this tropical quintessential yoga tourism type location. She doesn't have to teach a class, she could just take some photos in a few poses and post them, or do a sped-up video of a morning flow or whatever. Her viewers wouldn't criticize that any more than they criticized Lordon's presence, and that didn't stop her from plastering him everywhere (the first time around). I'm sure serious yogis would see stuff wrong with her form, but her main audience wouldn't.
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chausette said:
I came to say this! Tried to put £1 but I don't have an account to sign in which is next step so I wonder if it'll go through or not.

Criticise me as you want but do not criticise me.
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£10 for an ONLINE CLASS from a beginner teacher is so high. I would think a £5 minimum is maybe ok, but a "pay what feels right" often has the connotation of "free for those with financial hardships, and if you're more financially stable/would like to support this, pay more." £10 is more like a normal class price imo.

(I know you might pay $20-30 or even more at a yoga studio, but this isn't a studio, this is a noob teacher with a webcam and zero personal interactions like correcting your form or giving pointers to individual students during the class.)
 
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This is a woman who follows who knows how many accounts on Instagram that keep reassuring her about going against the current and how if everyone is against you, you are the only one going the right way. A communal outcry about Jamie's shortcomings does nothing for her, either she is that dedicated to staying with a guy this odious just to have a sense of intimacy or Jamie knew what he was doing when he brainwashed the crumble of sense out of her when he was alienating her from everyone in her life. The breakup with DJ must have done a number on her, she should have been in extensive therapy, not extended visas across the ocean.
 
I can’t believe she’s charging £10 minimum for her online classes! I pay £9 a class at my local studio with the most incredible teacher, who not only has 20 years experience, but also creates the most amazing atmosphere, helps correct/stabilise/improve your postures, gives advice and always stays behind after class to chat to whoever wants to. Honestly, she is the nicest, most kind and down to earth person, who works so hard.
At this point Nims is just a greedy witch with a laptop.
 
Littleflojo said:
Yes further to my mole theory...the mole on her chest is left hand/ring hand side leaning, and the mole on her arm is on her right hand side. Therefore these pics show the ring is missing again from her left hand.

Maybe they just decided to not get married for now?
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She doesn’t look well at all, just tired, completely drained and miserable.

So much for the Bali wellness influencer lifestyle.
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kittenseer said:
Doing a running club together is bad news, but wearing a ring doesn’t necessarily mean that they are together. Remember when they broke up last time she still posted pictures on her feed wearing a ring. She could be doing it to avoid questions for now.

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Maybe the ring is a control thing . Don’t wear my ring if you’re not going to …

Or her entire content strategy now is playing hide-and-seek with the ring.
 
kittenseer said:
Doing a running club together is bad news, but wearing a ring doesn’t necessarily mean that they are together. Remember when they broke up last time she still posted pictures on her feed wearing a ring. She could be doing it to avoid questions for now.

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Maybe Lordon just showed up at the running club can’t imagine him running he’d need a proper sports bra to begin with! Sorry I’m going down a rabbit hole of theories lol 😂 he’s just so slimey I wouldnt put anything past him. No ring in her yoga but it was in other yoga posts wtf is going on!

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curiouscat106 said:
Ring or no ring, I think while she’s still in Bali she’s still with him, they’re still together. Neither Nims or Lordon are the kind of people to remain friends after breaking up.
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Maybe she’s waiting for her shed to be free before she makes a run for it? It’s all so odd
 
Just watched her stories and a new post. They have 100% separated if you ask me.
She didn’t like one of his posts in the last few weeks and she used to like pretty much every, now none.
No ring - she used to always put it in first plan.
Last post - big single vibe if you ask me regarding the quotes and oldies love couple photo.
 
Niomi's latest IG and then this comment.

Yes, Lordon is 100% BAD VIBES! How can she not see this?! Or maybe she has finally seen the light and that's the reason for this post... 🤡

Let's see if she deletes the comment. Going by how she's behaved in the past, she will be perfectly fine with her followers trashing him in the comments if they have broken up.

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Littleflojo said:
Was he def at the running club? The retreat place he has been posting about all weekend seems to be in a different area? I could be wrong!
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Last time they were at a retreat together, Niomi only posted about it days (or weeks?) later, while Lordon shared stories of it directly. Niomi is at a place where she "has the pool to herself," so she doesn't seem to be at their villa. But they share so little nowadays, it's hard to tell how often they move, or what their habits are.
 
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