Niomi Smart #81 Niomi & Donkey - Part Deux Manipulation Wins

What happens next?

  • They'll marry within 3 months

    Votes: 176 41.7%

  • They'll live in London

    Votes: 38 9.0%

  • They'll 'move' to Bali

    Votes: 82 19.4%

  • Pregnancy announcement

    Votes: 97 23.0%

  • They'll split up within 3 months

    Votes: 158 37.4%

  • They'll live in Dublin

    Votes: 17 4.0%

  • New substack post

    Votes: 18 4.3%

  • Silence from Verity

    Votes: 111 26.3%

  • Niomi will actually use her yoga qualification

    Votes: 3 0.7%
  • Total voters
    422
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
Can’t believe she’s gone from being engaged, to not being engaged, getting re-engaged and not being engaged again, all within the space of 5 months 🤯
And the re-engagement where “love always wins” lasted, what? 5 weeks?!
1717791928766.gif
 
Nitfey said:
You never know with her...tomorrow she will see a random shit passing by like a blue ribbon or something and take it as sign and will jump back to her altar of shitty feathers her creepy "bum hole massage lover "third time fiance randomly picked...
Click to expand...

That whole Ig story was such a spiel, she's already working with them, that video was the starting point. She even put on makeup and got all professional looking and then again explained why she doesn't do anything on her social media because she was in India for A WHOLE MONTH and then had to re-set from that, and that creativity just isn't going to happen every day, poor thing, cause she knows her SM activity is dismal. She probably realized that free pretty things are what she likes the most and she can get paid for it and following Donkey around from dick worship summit to butt massage tour was cheapening her brand.


That's why she's back in the shed, she needs a filming space to keep the Home Shopping Network going.
 
a break from what? you don't work

a brand that aligns with what? you have no solid principles

'getting back to this kind of work' = any kind of work, because she doesn't work

'a reset' after the 50000 resets she's had in the last 4 years

she's a making a meme out of herself at this point

also lol at the pass agg showing off the rings on her starless hand. i have no sympathy for her tbh
 
!!! Does anyone remember my comment about having a feeling they’ve broken up again during the early days of this thread?? 😂 That was like what a week after she annouced being back together? This is hilarious, she is just a gift that keeps on giving. She has definitely been looking happier again so everything fits! I have been thinking maybe she’s just been wearing the ring to avoid awkward questions and agreed with Lordon that she’ll do that for a while. Or maybe she’s renting it from him lol.
 
It’s weird that she was flashing the ring so much in Spain if she was still having doubts. She should’ve just kept it off camera. I also wonder if she’s back in the shed because she doesn’t have the funds for a new apartment?

edit: I also realized she made aPOINT of showing the Fenton and co ring.Maybe she’s hoping people forgot about her re-engagement post and her and donkey have called it quits again. Otherwise she would have said “ring is off being cleaned”
 
My theory is that she always gets these short-lived bursts of "inspiration" and "creativity" when she sees someone on social media doing something she wants to copy. In this case, she probably watched Tanya's youtube comeback video that just came out a few days ago, saw how Tanya is weirdly STILL getting invited to cool events and is still working with posh brands. I think Niomi got jealous cause we know she is obsessed with luxury, so that's why I think she ran to arrange a brand meeting...and now she'll be a "hard-working" little influencer for a few days, until she gets bored and finds someone else to copy (probably some cult members worshipping menstruation and the moon).

Her online persona is all over the place. She has no idea what she wants to be or how she wants to come off, it just depends on who she saw on social media that day that she thought was "cool". I always say this, but she feels so bpd to me. There's absolutely no consistency to her whatsoever
 
Last edited:
peaches98 said:
Surely this is worthy of the next thread title🤣🤣🤣
Click to expand...
Ah too late 😂
New thread

Niomi Smart #82 If all that manifestation gave you Jamie, no way I'm giving it a go

Thanks to a commenter under one of Niomi's IG posts for the thread title suggestion. Well something strange has just happened. Niomi is not wearing their ✨ star 💍 ✨ and has not mentioned 🐴 since that one brief IG story. In completely unrelated news Jamie White has been in Texas exploring himself 🤭
tattle.life
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top