Niomi Smart #3 Trouble in paradise, did Joey flee? We don't know yet but await the fennel tea!

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She seemed like she loved the idea of Joe more than his actual person. Good looking, good upbringing, seemingly pleasant personality, good family, old money/high status, a social circle detached from influencer fame and money. I wonder if she thought she could mold him into her kind of perfect over time.
 
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If she’s posted she’s moved back to her mums (on insta story) then I’d say it’s pretty certain they’re not together.

She’s looking so thin on her stories 😭
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midsummer1 said:


Omg watch this from 4:40. Niomi says "this shop is so us, we love thiiis, we love thaaat, don't we Joe??" and Joe looks so bemused! She just sounds so desperate and it goes on for weirdly long, met with silence from Joe. This was a few days after the proposal and she was already trying to act like they were basically fused into one shared personality for life.
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God he looks bored stiff and like he doesnt want to be there.
 
coconochanel said:
God he looks bored stiff and like he doesnt want to be there.
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It's difficult to find a single clip where he looks remotely happy to be being filmed. I do think that was likely a big factor in the breakup. Who wants huge chunks of their private life to end up on youtube when it's not even your choice? Niomi needs to find someone who is equally happy to share their life online like that. Joe clearly wasn't a good fit with her career choice.
 
janethevirgin said:
Pre-pandemic, it was not too difficult for UK Citizens to reside and work in Australia, or vice versa. And regarding the working holiday visas for farm labour, that kind of thing is mostly for people from non-English speaking backgrounds (they prefer people who don't speak English well so that they can exploit them, it's a horrific system). I'm not entirely sure of the situation going forward but I know it's pretty easy to get Medicare (free health insurance) as they have a deal with the NHS, and she would be welcomed to stay as a long-term visitor because of her assets which would make tenancy easier and not require her to actually work for an Australian company.
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I grew up on a farm here in Aus and for the last seven years my dad has hosted UK gals to help feed the calves on the farm and he pays them very well and they’ve all loved it. Calling it a horrific system is probably a bit much. I don’t think Niomi would like it though hahaha don’t get any mud on my Pradas!
 
I still don't understand how Niomi can eat like she does and work out as much as she portrays and still not have the tiniest bit of definition?? I'm not shaming her at all, she still looks great obviously but this is now going on 4 years of being super serious about working out, all the runs, yoga, pilates and not one tiny bit if muscle? It's all very weird.
 
I dip in and out of this thread, but it's highly entertaining the turns it takes. Are we now thinking niomi should be shipped off to a farm in Australia to milk cows? 😆

If the Austrian dairy industry pays enough our niomi will be flying down under first class (in the new airbus that's more efficient than the last one #sustainability #savetheworld) quicker than you can say AD. 🤑
 
hnoz said:
I still don't understand how Niomi can eat like she does and work out as much as she portrays and still not have the tiniest bit of definition?? I'm not shaming her at all, she still looks great obviously but this is now going on 4 years of being super serious about working out, all the runs, yoga, pilates and not one tiny bit if muscle? It's all very weird.
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Probably from calorie restriction.
 
calmyafarm said:
I grew up on a farm here in Aus and for the last seven years my dad has hosted UK gals to help feed the calves on the farm and he pays them very well and they’ve all loved it. Calling it a horrific system is probably a bit much. I don’t think Niomi would like it though hahaha don’t get any mud on my Pradas!
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Apologies, I didn't mean to generalise! My job is working with farmers and farm workers to help them through the drought, and I have a lot of respect for the hard work they put in. But I've also drafted policy to help the workers. It's always larger corporations that exploit migrant labour and prey on those who aren't fluent in English. There is definitely racism and xenophobia embedded into the system, but there are undoubtedly people who treat foreign workers well, which is great.

To get back on topic - I cannot imagine Niomi being able to spend a single day doing farm labour though lmao. Imagine her trying to help with fencing, shearing or even fruit picking. :ROFLMAO: The turns her thread has taken after being dead for years is truly hilarious.
 
I’ve been watching a lot of Niomi’s old vlogs and you really can see how busy her and Joe’s lifestyle was. Especially her vlogmas..he was travelling abroad for weeks, landed in London, went straight to work then they had a quick dinner together and she says he left again at 6am for work. Then she was constantly in France etc travelling too so I think their relationship the first 2-3 years was very fast paced and no one really properly got to know each other. It was all fancy dinners, movie nights, luxury travel and family events. Who wouldn’t fall in love during those moments? This year however was obviously different and I think Joe simply saw her true colours for the first time and realised it’s not what he’s looking for long term. I truly think Joe done this over the phone. You can see he’s almost.. scared of Niomi in the vlogs. He can’t even stick up for himself over a slice of toast so I highly doubt he sat her down like a mature adult face to face and said he doesn’t want this anymore. I recon the trauma is obviously from the blindsided break up but also the fact it was all over text/phone. I think maybe Niomi always planned to see her family that weekend and Joe just allowed her to be happy and organise the flat then the second she left, he took that opportunity, broke down to Freddie and with his support he ended it.
 
midsummer1 said:


Omg watch this from 4:40. Niomi says "this shop is so us, we love thiiis, we love thaaat, don't we Joe??" and Joe looks so bemused! She just sounds so desperate and it goes on for weirdly long, met with silence from Joe. This was a few days after the proposal and she was already trying to act like they were basically fused into one shared personality for life.
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I remember this so well! Cringe, cringe, cringe.
 
Roses92 said:
I recon the trauma is obviously from the blindsided break up but also the fact it was all over text/phone. I think maybe Niomi always planned to see her family that weekend and Joe just allowed her to be happy and organise the flat then the second she left, he took that opportunity, broke down to Freddie and with his support he ended it.
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If he did it over the phone that’s savage. Especially as they were together for so long. I can believe she had always planned to do the camping though, maybe a few hours or the day before she was due back to London he ended it.

Sounds messed up but one of my exes ended a four year relationship face to face after we got back to our house from an evening out with friends and presumably like Niomi- I was blindsided. I had no idea as we were having a perfectly ordinary night. His rationale was he didn’t want to ruin the evening for me 😂 so maybe it was the same with Joe, he didn’t want to ruin Niomis camping trip.

Doesn’t make sense to me but men are odd creatures.
 
I came here after seeing a post on Niomi’s insta that made me think something wasn’t right with her and Joe, and looks like I was right! Thanks Tattle for all this tea ☕️

I’m not saying anything that hasn’t already been said but I really feel for her if it is over. A break up definitely can be traumatising, especially when you’re in full wedding planning mode. It’s not just the person that’s gone, it’s the whole life you’ve envisaged for yourself. Very difficult to get used to. I’ve always thought Niomi’s “brand” is to be pretty positive and optimistic so I imagine to be completely blindsided like this it will be difficult for her in terms of her online presence.

Not to be completely selfish but I used to love watching Niomi when was single, the days of her in the Notting Hill flat were great, she’s very easy to watch and always used to film London really well. It always gave me nostalgic vibes of trips to London when I was younger 🥰. I only unsubbed when she and Joe got serious (nothing against him but her content changed and I was less interested) so hopefully she’ll bring back some of those type vlogs.

Either way, I hope she’s okay! I doubt we’ll ever find out what happened really but seems like Joe has been a bit of a tit whatever way you look at it.
 
I don’t know why this split has shocked me so much!!! I’m obsessed with reading this thread cause I still need the news to sink in! I do realise I need to get a life as well 😂

Looking back it did all seem perfect & pretty & a very rose tinted glasses relationship when looking back on vlogs with her & Marcus she was at least having a good laugh (I’m aware there is an issue with food tho that hasn’t changed).

I think this break will be the making of her & i hope she does move to Oz it was her dream before Joe.

Anyway if she did marry Joe it would have been a very beige life/stepford wife existence nothing in life is perfect & if you don’t argue in 4 years something is wrong!!! Or lacking in passion at least
 
hnoz said:
I still don't understand how Niomi can eat like she does and work out as much as she portrays and still not have the tiniest bit of definition?? I'm not shaming her at all, she still looks great obviously but this is now going on 4 years of being super serious about working out, all the runs, yoga, pilates and not one tiny bit if muscle? It's all very weird.
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Because she's probably eating less than 1000kcal a day with little protein.
 
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