Niomi Smart #3 Trouble in paradise, did Joey flee? We don't know yet but await the fennel tea!

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That's exactly what I was thinking too! And Charlotte seemed to point him in Niomi's direction because of his looks.
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The brownies look delicious.
 
Yeah I think she posted a story a few months ago that they booked the wedding venue.

Someone mentioned it earlier but the number of accounts she follows has gone down I think? It used to be more than 728. Tried to figure out who she unfollowed but nothing obvious, although I think she may have unfollowed one or two bridal accounts. She still follows the Firle Place Instagram account, maybe that was going to be their wedding venue.
 
MillyMollyMandy1 said:
Did they have an actual date booked for the wedding? I remember seeing a photo of the backs of them at some grand fancy place with the caption ‘looking at wedding venues’ on her stories.
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Yeah I think in her ‘asking my friend to be chief bridesmaid’ (or something) vlog she gave her fiend a tag with the date so must’ve been all booked in...that would be devastating to be fair
 
I have been glued to this thread since the end of July! Still a bit in shock at Joey breaking it off (we think!) But from all the discussions there could be lots of reasons he would have...

What do people think of the cutting Joey's hair video? Someone commented underneath "I love the gentle way you speak to each other" which Niomi liked. And he was like "thank you gorgeous" etc. I thought they were so sweet together

But same as some people have said, I found it difficult to follow her at time as everything was so perfect perfect all the time. It definitely proves all is not as it seems!
 
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coriander said:
Just speculating but I think Joe was simply bored. I can't even get through a vlog of hers, bear in mind that's basically highlights from her life. I CANNOT imagine how dull it actually is.
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I do wonder whether someone else was involved. It seems so very sudden (from an outsider perspective, obvs). There are many kinds of cheating, depending on your personal opinion of it, and a hundred ways to be sneaky.
 
Thanks everyone.
Wow She must be absolutely mortified, as you would be. All this ‘I was on the wrong path’ a lot of rubbish. I don’t know why she is trying to save face.
you’d be absolute gutted. Especially how smug she has been since engaged .
Must feel like a right kick in the teeth knowing been jilted.
 
I tell you what, for a shy, not that keen to be on camera kinda guy, I’m not surprised that Joe ran for the hills - has anyone else clicked on the wedding planner? Jeez, Niomi fully had aspirations of being in Hello mag. Can you imagine Joe explaining he might want a smaller, more intimate wedding to Niomi and how that would have gone down?
 
janedowe said:
I tell you what, for a shy, not that keen to be on camera kinda guy, I’m not surprised that Joe ran for the hills - has anyone else clicked on the wedding planner? Jeez, Niomi fully had aspirations of being in Hello mag. Can you imagine Joe explaining he might want a smaller, more intimate wedding to Niomi and how that would have gone down?
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Also for being a shy guy, I am surprised by the sex IG page he followed...
 
janedowe said:
I tell you what, for a shy, not that keen to be on camera kinda guy, I’m not surprised that Joe ran for the hills - has anyone else clicked on the wedding planner? Jeez, Niomi fully had aspirations of being in Hello mag. Can you imagine Joe explaining he might want a smaller, more intimate wedding to Niomi and how that would have gone down?
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Their engagement picture reminded me of a Hello magazine pic as well:
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midsummer1 said:
Good for you! I seriously highly recommend the movie hahaha and your comment is actually extremely pertinent, because the moment Timothee has his "realisation" at the end of the film, the skies literally clear and it is no longer "a rainy day in New York". It happens when Elle's character makes a silly comment which shows she doesn't understand culture/literature/the arts, which are Timothee's passions. It also shows she has no interest in growing or learning, and would rather brush over his feelings.

I will also say, Timothee and Elle in the film mirror the material situation and trajectory of Niomi and Joe's relationship so well. They are both from wealthy families, and have gone on holiday to New York together. They check into their luxurious hotel room, but it immediately becomes clear that they want completely different things from the city. Timothee is a wanderer who wants to integrate himself into the rich history of NYC and meet odd different people. Elle is a type-A clueless ingenue who is bustling around and ignoring all Timothee's genuine efforts to communicate with her. Doesn't want to do romantic or interesting things, only wants to check off boxes that will further some article she is working on (aka Niomi's vlog).
Also, Timothee is from an older-money family and feels stifled by his parents' shadows just like Joe. Elle is from a 'new' money family.
Guys the parallels are driving me insane! Every 5 seconds I think of a new one. Wouldn't be surprised if all this went riight over Niomi's head (just like it does Elle's in the film), but it MUST have clicked with Joe.
Everyone watch the movie, and comment your theories hahaha. If you're interested in this mystery of the missing Joey, you'll enjoy it anyway because it's the bloody movie version of this saga.
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I just watched this movie tonight after reading this thread! I was going to say even Niomi isn’t as clueless as Elle Fanning in the film lol, but now that I’m writing it I’m not sure! It does seem awfully ironic that him choosing this film was the last we saw of Joe on her channel.. very prophetic!
As a side note, Joe reminds me a bit of Prince William or Harry (although obviously to a MUCH lesser extent lol) coming from a wealthy, well connected family but actually seeming down to earth and enjoying being one of the lads.. whereas Niomi seems to be always trying to act up. Like the way she speaks, reminds me of how Kate Middleton’s speaking changed after getting engaged to William, to the point where it is too posh! Despite Joe’s family, he does seem really normal and chill. Nothing about Niomi is chill though imo..
 
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