Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back

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Super_Berry said:
My former boss moved over there for work 7 years ago and had to get married before he left. It didn't seem illegal but just made life over there a lot easier for them. They weren't even engaged but just got married one day so they could move there together.
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Can you imagine Niomi marrying Joe in a registry office with no fuss just to go out there? Can’t stop laughing. No, she wants the big dream wedding and nothing else will do. Even though they could do a big bash later, there’s no way control freak Niomi would cope with it. Anyone would think it’s not about marriage any more, just the party and the pics for insta.
 
I don't think a move abroad to the UAE would have fit in practically either. She's just about to launch her skincare line, has a wedding (who knows at this point though) to plan, and all her friends and family are based here too. Why would you inconvenience yourself to move to another county when the Indian cricket league is only 2 months long, would probably encounter struggles living as an unmarried couple etc. It just makes sense for her to stay in the UK.
 
bottie1000 said:
I don't think a move abroad to the UAE would have fit in practically either. She's just about to launch her skincare line, has a wedding (who knows at this point though) to plan, and all her friends and family are based here too. Why would you inconvenience yourself to move to another county when the Indian cricket league is only 2 months long, would probably encounter struggles living as an unmarried couple etc. It just makes sense for her to stay in the UK.
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Maybe she’s just sulking that Joey has gone away unexpectedly!
 
MadeYouACar said:
Maybe she’s just sulking that Joey has gone away unexpectedly!
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I'm guessing this is how it went down..

Joeyyy: Hey, Nimbobs i'm popping out to Waitrose for a few bits and bobs do you want anything?

Nimbobs: Some fennel tea would be lovely

A few hours later....

Nimbobs (on the phone): Joeyyyyy! its been 7 hours, where are you? I'm getting really worried!.

Joeyyy: Erm, yeah, the IPL has moved to Abu Dhabi and they want me back. I've just landed in UAE. Let's catch up in a few months!

Unexpected indeed! 🤣
 
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cocoblush said:
I'm guessing this is how it went down..

Joeyyy: Hey, Nimbobs i'm popping out to Waitrose for a few bits and bobs to you want anything?

Nimbobs: Some fennel tea would be lovely

A few hours later....

Nimbobs (on the phone): Joeyyyyy!!!!! its been 7 hours, where are you? I'm getting really worried!.

Joeyyy: Erm, yeah, the IPL has moved to Abu Dhabi and they want me back. I've just landed in UAE. Let's catch up in a few months!

Unexpected indeed! 😃
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but what will joey do when he realises that in Abu Dhabi it’s smoothie bowl weather EVERY DAY ALL YEAR ROUND?
 
Hey just a thought that came through my mind but what if Joe had to go back to India alone to fetch all the stuff they left behind?
 
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