Nelly London #3 Always complaining, negative Nelly, wants to appear bigger so contorts her belly

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pretending that she’s doing us all a favour to counteract the money thirsty influenza image.


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something to take note of, next time B is running to her rescue or filming her panic attacks. Just cos someone isn’t being overtly hostile doesn’t mean their actions aren’t harmful or red flags…
 
Big speech about not posing when you pass a mirror but yet makes a video of herself posing in unflattering positions, it doesn’t make you any better, just stand normally to get your point across, posing to show off the bad angles is still bleeping posing and you’d look completely fine otherwise 🙄 Also most of it is down to your underwear and bra being far too small, you wouldn’t have as many rolls if they weren’t slicing you in half.
 

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I’m terrible at maths so correct me if I’m wrong, there’s about 6 in the remaining pile and that’s apparently 10% of what’s left so she sold/made 60?
Unless what she’s trying, and failing, to say is that each pebble is representative of let’s say 10 vibrators. Either way, weird and boring. For a product you’re “so proud of” that you didn’t manufacture or design, why not just say wow we made 1,000 I thought that was ambitious and actually I’ve sold 90% of them. Do we need to try and be cryptic about it? Hold on, of course we do because it’s Nelly and everything she spouts is a lie, falsified, embellished or horse tit.
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Underwear too tight, too anxious to take a flight, “I’m body positive”, what a load of shite. Helena you’re not fooling us, Nelly x VUSH? Oh please, do us all a favour and shush.
 
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She definitely sent this one to herself because she was talking about the benefits of it the other day

Imagine shilling a crappy, overpriced vibrator and using “health benefits” to do so.

what a crappy thing to do. Yes, there are health benefits to masturbation but you don’t need to spend £90 on a vibrator to get them. So exploitive.

I don’t believe a single one of those reviews are genuine. Not a single one. At the end of the day a vibrator is a vibrator, and people’s orgasms will be down to their own physiology and mindset. I’ve owned an absolute ton of vibrators over the years and they are all much of a muchness at the end of the day. They all do the same thing. I just can’t believe someone was so blown away they felt the need to write a detailed review on their orgasm. Literally none of them include any actual practical review - is it easy to charge, are the buttons easy to change, boring practical stuff that consumers actually want to know about.

all these reviews focus on how “amazing” it is and how great the orgasm was… it’s just not believable and it’s very on brand for nelly to write this way. I don’t believe a single one.

and the stuff with the pebbles? Unhinged. Nonsensical, contradicts what she’s said before and unhinged. She can’t keep track of her own lies anymore. Calling her a “visual learner” sounds like a flowery way of telling her she isn’t especially bright.
 
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