Nayworth cottage

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So poor Lola had a nasty turn last night. She didn’t want to say what as people would offer advice! EMMA TALE THE BLOODY DOG TO THE VETs!!!! Or would that mean you had less Money to spend on plastic crap and munchies!
Or maybe not enough money to waste on puzzles, or gardening books!!!! Those cupboards in her house omg I couldn’t cope with all that tat, bloody stop buying woman. She is so unhappy she must be to buy that much crap!
 
So poor Lola had a nasty turn last night. She didn’t want to say what as people would offer advice! EMMA TALE THE BLOODY DOG TO THE VETs!!!! Or would that mean you had less Money to spend on plastic crap and munchies!
I thought exactly the same!!

Or maybe not enough money to waste on puzzles, or gardening books!!!! Those cupboards in her house omg I couldn’t cope with all that tat, bloody stop buying woman. She is so unhappy she must be to buy that much crap!
Totally agree! Who the hell buys 9 jigsaws
 
Right, now I’m funny, but I don’t laugh at my own funnyisms, why does she say ‘I’m going to clean out my cleaning cupboards’ then in a high pitch squeal laugh about that! Is it funny? No it’s not Emma, it’s actually very embarrassing for you & you’re family for you to have so much crap in the cottttaaaarrrrgggeeeee, when there are so many people out there that can not afford to pay for the electric! Instead of stacking more crap in the cupboards go to a homeless shelter once a week to help, cook a stew to hand out, donate duvets, donate blood to help, volunteer at a hospital once a week, do something to help people that need it instead of buying, buying & buying. Also instead of buying crap plastic cheap tit at Home Bargains etc or another tit candle with a piece of tit jewellery in from a multi million £/$ corporation, support small! Remember where you started & support small!!!!!!!!! You are a disgrace to small business owners, I’m done with you now good bye!
 
Right, now I’m funny, but I don’t laugh at my own funnyisms, why does she say ‘I’m going to clean out my cleaning cupboards’ then in a high pitch squeal laugh about that! Is it funny? No it’s not Emma, it’s actually very embarrassing for you & you’re family for you to have so much crap in the cottttaaaarrrrgggeeeee, when there are so many people out there that can not afford to pay for the electric! Instead of stacking more crap in the cupboards go to a homeless shelter once a week to help, cook a stew to hand out, donate duvets, donate blood to help, volunteer at a hospital once a week, do something to help people that need it instead of buying, buying & buying. Also instead of buying crap plastic cheap tit at Home Bargains etc or another tit candle with a piece of tit jewellery in from a multi million £/$ corporation, support small! Remember where you started & support small!!!!!!!!! You are a disgrace to small business owners, I’m done with you now good bye!
And so say all of us!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
 
So she spends all weekend decluttering to go buy more pink plastic crap to clutter the cotaaarge up with - why does this not surprise me one bit. I’ve been trying to avoid watching her stories as she’s drives me insane - so much tat !!! I just want to scream when I see it all!
 
I watched today, I know I said I wouldn’t but wtf is with this clip? Is it me or is the gap meant to be that big? I don’t know I don’t get what the machine makes but I would send that back to get the gap sorted out
 

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I’ve just watched her latest story. My god! What’s with the new #ad voice? I don’t understand why she is proudly sharing her latest haul of plastic tat! She’s just cleaned her cupboards out and got rid of loads of shite, obviously so she had room to store her latest #ad/colab hauls 🤦🏻‍♀️

Don’t forget to make sure you stay tuned for her exclusive discount code 😐

I watched today, I know I said I wouldn’t but wtf is with this clip? Is it me or is the gap meant to be that big? I don’t know I don’t get what the machine makes but I would send that back to get the gap sorted out
I thought it looked strange but didn’t realise why till you pointed it out.
 
What in shits name is that coat. 😳
Omg I can’t stop laughing at that god awful coat & please can somebody tell me wtf those giant bows are. Hey Emma there is a reason they were outside in a box to say free please take, because they are so tacky, omg I must admit I haven’t laughed so much, the coat, the bows ha ha ha ha ha omg thanks dumbass for the laugh, please don’t stop being so dumb
 

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The duvet sets, the too many pink jumpers, the throws, the crockery, the stuff, just the stuff! honestly she can't declutter properly. Her poor son must hate going there, being reminded of all the shite he will have to deal with.

Emma, don't forget to include the 'collabs' when you submit your tax return!

Also when you make things to sell with the free fabric Jo Purkiss gave you, don't forget to reflect that in the selling price

Just a warning, try to stop repeating yourself , last thing you want is multiple items showing up when you order via alexa :)
 
A degree in interior design, are you kidding me where from the Mickey Mouse school of interiors ffs, if that is correct she should use it in her cotttaaarrrgggeeee, you know the really old cottage that has bad windows! So spend some money on replacing the windows instead of filling it up with all the pink plastic crap & ffs woman how many snugglies does 1 person need! I don’t know about you guys but I can’t wait for her to put that god awful coat on so I can have a proper laugh again lol
 

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A degree in interior design, are you kidding me where from the Mickey Mouse school of interiors ffs, if that is correct she should use it in her cotttaaarrrgggeeee, you know the really old cottage that has bad windows! So spend some money on replacing the windows instead of filling it up with all the pink plastic crap & ffs woman how many snugglies does 1 person need! I don’t know about you guys but I can’t wait for her to put that god awful coat on so I can have a proper laugh again lol

😂 at the degree (what a load of shite) and the god awful coat.

I can remember one of her stories when she was clearing the attic and she flicked through her coursework, no way was that degree standard. I’m sure she said it was at a technical college!
 
Now people we have got 8 months of her crappy garden, with her sheep growing sunflowers, remember being at school? Yes we are back there growing our sunflowers so we can say mines bigger than yours, no mines prettier than yours, no mines not as common as yours!!!!! Myself will not be participating in the sunflower competition because I’m not 7! Who the duck cares whether she had her bricks up of bleeping down! Do what you want in your own garden woman ffs! Have you’re own mind, you’re own opinion. Changing the subject slightly but, now don’t get me wrong I love my mum the most, but I wouldn’t want to go shopping with her 4 times a week & she wouldn’t want to see me that many times a week lol, so I’m questioning again if Emma has any friends other than Instagram’friends’? Also again she’s going on about her scan, omg queue the parcelllsssssss, she hasn’t had any for a while, is that letter real or is it about the sympathy? Sorry I’m on 1 again! But why does she feel the need to share so much & why doesn’t she just want to spend time with her husband ffs! Sorry this has been building up for some time lol, I know I said I wouldn’t watch her stories but I watch the odd 1 or 2, but omg get a life woman ffs
 
Another lie Emma! You said you never buy anything from Primark!!! Yes you do my love, lots of jumpers & fake tit pink Uggs!!! It’s a bit like you saying you do not shop in aldi!! Yes you do. Why don’t you just own it, I do my shopping in aldi or Lidl & i do top ups in whatever supermarket I’m near! I will share a haul soon or not! Not gonna lie people I have a full time job & I run my own business like so many of us on here, I think that’s why we all get so frustrated with her
 
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