Naomi.bouncy.blows #2 Jonafun in jail, ignoring restrictions and hoping for bail

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Yeah if my other half didn't leave his pants on the floor next to the washing basket, his dirty plate and glass actually made it into the dishwasher and he didn't come in pissed as a fart and drunken snore REALLY loud in my ear, not forgetting farting so loud in his sleep that it wakes us both up then yeah I’m sure we would still be in the honeymoon phase 😂😂

However I’ll take all of the above any day of the week knowing that my partner is a good person and he sleeping and farting next to me not in a cell.
 
Her stories today… so she’s been driving with no tax or MOT (and therefore no insurance as it’s invalid) and says it’s because she hasn’t been told her car needs an MOT and just assumed that the DVLA would have taken money out of her account for her tax! Absolutely unbelievable that this woman manages to survive each day. She seriously is the thickest most self-centred person I’ve ever come across. Driving around with no MOT, tax OR insurance… who the duck does she think she is?
 
the_moonins said:
Her stories today… so she’s been driving with no tax or MOT (and therefore no insurance as it’s invalid) and says it’s because she hasn’t been told her car needs an MOT and just assumed that the DVLA would have taken money out of her account for her tax! Absolutely unbelievable that this woman manages to survive each day. She seriously is the thickest most self-centred person I’ve ever come across. Driving around with no MOT, tax OR insurance… who the duck does she think she is?
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The car properly isn't even registered at her address or in her name and that's why she hasn't recieved a reminder for the tax 👀
 
Lolarose1994 said:
I was going to say the same because I'm clueless about my car my partner takes care of all that, I thought Jonathan would of done the same! But then again she's a boss witch herself
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Regardless of whether Jonafun deals with the car stuff or not… the car would still be registered at her address, so she would have got reminders from the DVLA. She chose to be with an imprisoned drug dealer, so she needs to pick everything up whilst he’s in prison too.
Also, Jonafun has been in prison on/off for YEARS… probably before she even bought the car if it’s about 4 years old as she’s making out - so he won’t ever have been dealing with the car stuff for her. She’s also just admitted that this is the second time she’s been clamped for having no tax.
 
the_moonins said:
Regardless of whether Jonafun deals with the car stuff or not… the car would still be registered at her address, so she would have got reminders from the DVLA. She chose to be with an imprisoned drug dealer, so she needs to pick everything up whilst he’s in prison too.
Also, Jonafun has been in prison on/off for YEARS… probably before she even bought the car if it’s about 4 years old as she’s making out - so he won’t ever have been dealing with the car stuff for her. She’s also just admitted that this is the second time she’s been clamped for having no tax.
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Well the flat/apartment she lives in is actually an apart-hotel it's not residential lettings. Which again is proof that she doesn't have the paperwork or proof of income to rent or buy a normal property. So maybe that's why she can't be registered at the address or have her bills go there?

You can rent the apartment next door to her on booking.com 🤣 which is why there were prostitutes working from the flat next door 😂

#lifegoals #bossbitchmama #boss babe 🥴 are you duck Naomi
 
Leahhutchinson said:
Well the flat/apartment she lives in is actually an apart-hotel it's not residential lettings. Which again is proof that she doesn't have the paperwork or proof of income to rent or buy a normal property. So maybe that's why she can't be registered at the address or have her bills go there?

You can rent the apartment next door to her on booking.com 🤣 which is why there were prostitutes working from the flat next door 😂

#lifegoals #bossbitchmama #boss babe 🥴 are you duck Naomi
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Sorry, might sound thick here but what’s an apart-hotel? Does she literally just pay ‘rent’ if so, what’s stopping her from being booted out? I know a proper rented flat/house obviously you have tenancy agreements but where would she stand with that?
 
Leahhutchinson said:
Well the flat/apartment she lives in is actually an apart-hotel it's not residential lettings. Which again is proof that she doesn't have the paperwork or proof of income to rent or buy a normal property. So maybe that's why she can't be registered at the address or have her bills go there?

You can rent the apartment next door to her on booking.com 🤣 which is why there were prostitutes working from the flat next door 😂

#lifegoals #bossbitchmama #boss babe 🥴 are you duck Naomi
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no way! How can she live there if it’s an apart hotel? Also how did you find it
 
Lolarose1994 said:
Has her sister studied law to help Jonathan and her dad🤣
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I saw a Hallmark movie about that! A sister who studied to become a lawyer to get her brother off death row! On another note If my bf was banged up for drug dealing I think I would be keeping well off SM especially with a kid

Annue said:
What jonfun wants he gets. He’ll come out jail and say I miss so much suls life I think we’ll need to have another baby 😂😂😂
She says she doesn’t want another baby yet. The minute she’s around little girls you can tell she gets broody

I wonder how many calls you can do in the jail he’s probably got he’s phone in the cell. Honestly how long has he bee! away for ? He missed his sons first Christmas, birthday , Easter, Father’s Day even folk that work on oil rig make it back some things !!!
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How long is he in for?

the_moonins said:
Here’s why Naomi… you tell everyone all the time that you’re in a relationship but solo parenting, and then tell people to ask you a question?!!

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Because you told me to you nutter?

the_moonins said:
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have access to Instagram (or money) in prison Naomi, you absolute bleeping nut job!
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the_moonins said:
She does this a lot!! I never realised how expensive it was to go out with an imprisoned scum bag…. She probably sends him money, and has to buy her own birthday/Mother’s Day/Valentine’s Day presents to pretend they’re from him 😂Then again, she’ll have the drug dealing money stashed away to spend somewhere I expect
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Didnt I read somewhere on here she pays her rent in cash and the landlord objected? Or did I just make that up?

Ok thicko here. If he was jailed in 2015 for 8and a half years when was the kid conceived? Do they have conjugal visits on HMP now?
 
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