EvilJigglypuff
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Showed my mum a pic of Nanna Bastard and asked her how old she thought she is. She said 70 
Nanna Bea #8 Bev the nasty little man, masquerading as a nice old nan!
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HadEnoughHarriet
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My mum said 74Showed my mum a pic of Nanna Bastard and asked her how old she thought she is. She said 70
fair play lad!
justlurking457
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Grandper Dave doesn’t have a bleeping clue what day it is does he, poor bloke has to be constantly hammered to survive living with that grotty little goblin
Idacork
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He always looks absolutely wankered.....Red face constantly when he actually says something can hardly string a sentence together.......
When the old chap used to come home from his night shift.....Endless saddos would say when bed is shown...Awww Granpa Dave has made your bed...NO!!!! he obviously sleeps in another room.He couldn't tie his laces together let alone make a nice bed...
hellomynameis88
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Nana zooming in on Richard, bet she’s got him a better present than dave the raves £1 present that says for dad
Hereforthehottea
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I like to think I’m a nice person, but always feel a bit lonely at Christmas. How does little man bastard have so many people to spend time with?!
justlurking457
Well-known member
Surprised she bothered getting any Christmas food shopping, I gathered she was just gonna shove her frozen leftovers from Christmas Day 1982 in Nina
halcyondays85
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Sorry to hear this - we’ll keep you company!
Essentially she’s just been lucky to catch poor Dave early doors and he’s been locked in for life. She may have a lot of people to spend time with but none of them look particularly happy.
Sertraline Queen
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Hi everyone, I’ve just jumped over from the Beckijones4 threads since Nanna Beast randomly attended the party of the year over at Bison Beckis. I’ve got a lot of nanna lore to catch up on but the last few pages of this thread have me weeing 
Horror of horrors! And that one of her doing Step into Christmas all out of sync with Sevda. What happens to her tongue when she opens her mouth? It kind of recoils back in 
shakenshake
Active member
She’ll be defrosting the mince pies that that have been in the freezer since the remembrance soirée from when the Titanic sank.
Sertraline Queen
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I saw the photo of her on her wedding day in all her ginger glory; I’m now convinced she is Paul Breach’s mother and faked her own death to be rid of him.
halcyondays85
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Sloshed again so she’ll be in the comments tonight. Still off work then…. If she does still have a job, I’d be absolutely fuming that she doesn’t do the Xmas shifts. Be about right though.
No ‘cooking’ videos for over a week which I think is an attempt to try and ‘kill off’ the piss take videos. Or she just can’t be arsed any more.
No ‘cooking’ videos for over a week which I think is an attempt to try and ‘kill off’ the piss take videos. Or she just can’t be arsed any more.
HenriiCoop
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MissSaffy
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Honestly what an angry little fucker she is but her comebacks are absolutely shite
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Lizzie Mintdrop
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Anxious Steve is far better than Nana Turkey, he's got it down pat. Silly Nana Bastard
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