Nanna Bea #11 Crusty Alcoholic Gremlin

[HenriiCoop]

Dave blink twice if you need help.

 

[StreakyBacon]

Dave blink twice if you need help.



Is it possible to blink once you've been taxidermied?

 

[Mollydog]

Covid didn’t want to go near the arl goblin king

 

[commenter5241]

At this point she’s clearly doing something weird or gross everyday to get attention and followers and people talking about her
But I can imagine her family and friends are either avoiding her or trying their best to disassociate from her

 

[anonforever]

Imagine this howler and disco Dave on a cruise. Sweet Jesus. Dave is defo ending up in the sea after a 3 day bender.

They’ll find him bobbing upside down in the water a day later looking exactly like he does now, alive. Bloated, red and stinking.

 

[Yougoglencocoa]

Eww I wouldn’t be eating food in that park it’s badly infested with rats I used to take my kids but stopped because of the rats

 

[Lorny]

Having a full meal in a park, Christ almighty. Just goes to show you never know what’s lurking in someone’s bag. Her pulling out her leftovers to eat on a dirty park bench, a wee sandwich just don’t cut it for our Bev.

 

[HenriiCoop]

You’ve got to be so careful with rice - cool it and get it in the fridge quickly, reheat thoroughly etc. No need for Bev though, salmonella’s running scared!

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

I feel like being as pedantic as Kev and correcting her to say no, it's Mothering Sunday, but I won't

 

[essence_of_rock]

Mmm salmonella with a side of E. coli for a picnic. Crusty Old git.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

You’ve got to be so careful with rice - cool it and get it in the fridge quickly, reheat thoroughly etc. No need for Bev though, salmonella’s running scared!

Bet she could tit through the eye of a needle

 

[Helliebella]

Two day old cold takeaway for dinner for our Kev I’d chance it the next day if it had been reheated to the temperature of nana bastards custard but never two days later. And stone cold. Jesus Kev must have a stomach of steel

 

[Kmux]

The vid she just done was the first one for a long time I haven’t wanted to punch her in the face. No jumping around like a goon and pursing rats hole lips. Spoke genuinely about her Auntie Margaret and included her step children as 3 new grandchildren. Why can’t she be a bit more like that more often

 

[gigilouxx]

I’d literally be pissing out my arse for about 3 weeks if I chanced 2 day old takeaway, she’s a fuckin woman

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

The vid she just done was the first one for a long time I haven’t wanted to punch her in the face. No jumping around like a goon and pursing rats hole lips. Spoke genuinely about her Auntie Margaret and included her step children as 3 new grandchildren. Why can’t she be a bit more like that more often

I know what you mean, I was even thinking it is really good of her to visit her Auntie Margaret every week. I wonder if all the aggro has humbled her a bit? I'm sure it hasn't though, I'll be back to wanting to throttle her soon enough

 

[Hereforthehottea]

I don’t have close friends or family despite being nice and trying to make an effort with people, how does this nasty bastard?!

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

I don’t have close friends or family despite being nice and trying to make an effort with people, how does this nasty bastard?!

Her kids and Dave are trauma bonded to her, I think, due to her narc ways. I think her friends pity her a bit because she's got such a sad life.

It's really hard to make friends as an adult, friendship bonds are already set for a lot of people. I lost most of my school friends when I stopped drinking and moved in with my boyfriend and I've struggled to make new ones. I have one good friend who I've persisted with and I'm trying to develop bonds with a couple of others but it's hard, especially when fear of rejection sets in. I hope you keep on trying.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Her kids and Dave are trauma bonded to her, I think, due to her narc ways. I think her friends pity her a bit because she's got such a sad life.

It's really hard to make friends as an adult, friendship bonds are already set for a lot of people. I lost most of my school friends when I stopped drinking and moved in with my boyfriend and I've struggled to make new ones. I have one good friend who I've persisted with and I'm trying to develop bonds with a couple of others but it's hard, especially when fear of rejection sets in. I hope you keep on trying.

That’s a lovely kind response thank you
Maybe it’s because we don’t have 1.4 million fans hey

 

[kettlekitten]

The vid she just done was the first one for a long time I haven’t wanted to punch her in the face. No jumping around like a goon and pursing rats hole lips. Spoke genuinely about her Auntie Margaret and included her step children as 3 new grandchildren. Why can’t she be a bit more like that more often

I was actually really liking this side of her and I forgot for second who she was and clicked the heart/button!
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I don’t have close friends or family despite being nice and trying to make an effort with people, how does this nasty bastard?!

Oh bless ya! We’re here for you

 

[Lazy Sunday]

Mmm salmonella with a side of E. coli for a picnic. Crusty Old git.

You could not pay me to eat left over take away. Her stomach must be cast iron.