Nanna Bea #11 Crusty Alcoholic Gremlin

[Gym&Tonic]

She’s as common as muck. Why the hell would you put super noodles in a stir fry?!

 

[kayefeluu20]

I genuinely don't think I'd eat a single thing that she cooks. It all looks like baby tit. When she calls it "good, warming scran" I think she must be referencing the fever you'll get from the food poisoning.

 

[alphabetspaghetti]

She reminds me of when you’re a child making potions in the bath or garden, literally chucking anything in and pretending it’s the best thing you’ve ever had

 

[Mollydog]

I spotted Nannabea in Asda Ashford

You just know she’s going to buy one and make out to tattle that she totally finds it funny, but deep down she’s raging like a bastard

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

I spotted Nannabea in Asda Ashford

Ooh hello fellow Kent Tattler

 

[Ted2]

Ooh hello fellow Kent Tattler

Same here! Just down the road from Ashford. I'll have to have a look when I pop in next week

 

[Spanor511]

I wonder if her mouth is still sore from when the stupid bastard burnt it with the custard. Things you love to see.

 

[Bozhog81]

That stir fry would survive Chernobyl

I'm pretty sure it already did, she definitely defrosted it off camera lol

 

[omgcupcakesbaby]

That stir fry would survive Chernobyl

I think that stir fry WAS the cause of the Chernobyl disaster

 

[gigi_93]

It’s so easy to make fresh stir fry for relatively cheap in a wok. Nice crunchy veggies and fresh egg noodles. She’s such a bleeping awful cook lazy hagfish

 

[MissSaffy]

It’s so easy to make fresh stir fry for relatively cheap in a wok. Nice crunchy veggies and fresh egg noodles. She’s such a bleeping awful cook lazy hagfish

Now then sweet cheeks I think you’ll find she’s made a Chinese casserrrrrrole. In t’baby slow cooker. You know, that famous Chinese dish, casserrrrrrole

 

[gigi_93]

Now then sweet cheeks I think you’ll find she’s made a Chinese casserrrrrrole. In t’baby slow cooker. You know, that famous Chinese dish, casserrrrrrole

I read that in her voice I feel ill

 

[halcyondays85]

It’s barely gone 7:30, and she already sounds sozzled, the old soak. Takeaway on the way too #ThirstyThursdays is back

 

[Babychicken]

Let’s all guess what takeaway that drunken pixie has ordered. I’m betting 3 bottles of Echo Falls and a funnel.

 

[Spanor511]

Let’s all guess what takeaway that drunken pixie has ordered. I’m betting 3 bottles of Echo Falls and a funnel.

And a plate of boiling hot custard

 

[MissSaffy]

And a plate of boiling hot custard

Honestly one of the best moments ever. Volcanic Jamaican cake and custard taking the skin clean off her throat and her pretending like it was delicious

 

[Babychicken]

Honestly one of the best moments ever. Volcanic Jamaican cake and custard taking the skin clean off her throat and her pretending like it was delicious

I’ve just gone back and watched it again and woke the dog up by howling so much! The eyes once her gob registers that molten lava

 

[HenriiCoop]

charming as usual

 

[Spanor511]

It’s the sudden shock on her goblin face. Absolutely priceless. Plus she’s absolutely slaughtered on the echo falls.

 

[Ishallnotbenamed]

Just seen a tik tok of someone exploring a freezer full of food from 1997. It’s deffo nanna’s