Names You Can’t Stand #9 Nevaeh is the patron saint of this thread.

[Hollie Day]

Just reading about a mum in australia with two sons named Rukus and Grizzly...poor things

 

[Codiaeum]

not forgetting Hayden, Shayden, Greyden, Ayden, Payden, Treyden, Bayden, Drayden...

I know off a little Selden, which doesn’t even sound like a name or this naming trend gone wrong.

 

[GroovyChick]

Just wow

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

Ooh just spotted this thread.

my kid had a Cartie-A in his class. (Pronounced Cartier).
There was also a Princess.
Friend in Devon of all places had a kid in her daughter’s class called Light of Jesus.
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I know someone who named their daughter Krystle
There's a girl in my town who has a Mikey, Georgie and Archie

Are they so bad?

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Just wow

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Is that pronounced Keely? Like some weird opposite to the place?

 

[GroovyChick]

Is that pronounced Keely? Like some weird opposite to the place?

I didn’t think of that, I just read it as Keith-Lee

 

[petitspois]

A hospital near me has taken to posting pics of newborns. We’ve had Kayden-Lee, Armani-Rae, Jax, Lennie-Lee and Drake today.

 

[holly1727373!3]

Either I've dealt with this kid and his mum or there's a few out there. It's not a nice sounding name in a Manchester accent , I'll tell you that.

Kayden. Brayden, Zayden, Blayden, makes me long for boring old Jayden.

I’m also from Manchester, so you very well could’ve. This kid is about 1 year old, i say his mum went to school with me but she was actually on a managed move to my school and lasted a day before she was kicked out for throwing a cookie at a random students head at lunch time. I imagine she’s not matured much now she’s an adult

 

[griftalo]

Ooh just spotted this thread.

my kid had a Cartie-A in his class. (Pronounced Cartier).
There was also a Princess.
Friend in Devon of all places had a kid in her daughter’s class called Light of Jesus.
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Are they so bad?

Was there a brother called Horsen?

 

[cwymmie]

Just saw someone on my insta has called their girl Wheatlyn ffs

 

[rainbowlemon]

My sister met an Ocean spelled uniquely of course.

I also know an Australian Bladon.

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

Oh I met an Ocean too. Her sister had a really normal but old fashioned name like Mary or Susan.

Somehow Australian names seem to be more creative and don't sound so "out there" perhaps because their peers aren't. I know of an Australian Hopper named after Dennis. Unless the kid's first name is Australian

My sister met an Ocean spelled uniquely of course.

I also know an Australian Bladon.

 

[charlied0106]

My sister met an Ocean spelled uniquely of course.

I also know an Australian Bladon.

I know of an Ocean Bleu

 

[greycloud]

My daughter had an Izxaq in her class pronounced Isaac

 

[Luce0331]

I know a child named Ocean, spelled Oshyn

 

[rainbowlemon]

I know a child named Ocean, spelled Oshyn

That’s it !

 

[griftalo]

My daughter had an Izxaq in her class pronounced Isaac

I’d want to use a thick scouse accent to pronounce that!

 

[kelly123]

Stumbled across a Koazy on Facebook reels

 

[Millais]

Stumbled across a Koazy on Facebook reels

An entire novel about a bleeping dusting of snow. Koazy is absolutely a chavvy name.

 

[CarmenGhia]

I know a child named Ocean, spelled Oshyn

Oceane, with an accent on the e, is a fairly traditional French girls' name. Oshyn is awful. Are they misspelling Ocean or Oisin?