Mumsnet #51 I can guess what dress size you are from your comments alone

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Brandshinynew said:
Oh no, the boiler soiler thread has been pulled for breaking talk guidelines!
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I managed to read most of it during the night before it was deleted - insomnia does have it advantages.
It was hilarious. Posters saying he had a food fetish and was w*nking over/with it. Baked bean sauce soiling was mentioned.
One wrote that they hoped he wasn’t using spaghetti hoops because he’d have to have a very small penis!
 
cowtastrophe said:
I’ve just had a skim through MN after not looking at it for a while and my god, so many troll threads and batshittery.
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Like this one?

DH pushes to the front of the queue every time we go shopping and won't stop doing it. 23 replies

ThePearlBear · Today 19:45

Every damn time!

DH is close to 7' tall and built like a rugby player which in his mind gives him the god-given right to push to the front of a queue, and if anyone protests he tells them to do something about it and refuses to leave until he has paid for our shopping.

It is embarrassing and completely unnecessary but he treats it like a joke.
 
Iamthebosun said:
Like this one?

DH pushes to the front of the queue every time we go shopping and won't stop doing it. 23 replies

ThePearlBear · Today 19:45

Every damn time!

DH is close to 7' tall and built like a rugby player which in his mind gives him the god-given right to push to the front of a queue, and if anyone protests he tells them to do something about it and refuses to leave until he has paid for our shopping.

It is embarrassing and completely unnecessary but he treats it like a joke.
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I think we've found the outing hobby.
 
Now, Mumsnet sepsis jokes aside, and I don't want to bring the thread down. But this one is for my amazing, funny, mad as a box of frogs and full of life best friend and fellow mnet pisstaker who died way too young very suddenly on Wednesday from what they believe was heart failure due to sepsis. I've plodded on for a few days feeling utterly lost but had to say something here cos, you know, sepsis. It's tit. So here's to you Shaz. Every mad inch of you and the last 40 years of having you by my side.
❤
 
sistersofpercy said:
Now, Mumsnet sepsis jokes aside, and I don't want to bring the thread down. But this one is for my amazing, funny, mad as a box of frogs and full of life best friend and fellow mnet pisstaker who died way too young very suddenly on Wednesday from what they believe was heart failure due to sepsis. I've plodded on for a few days feeling utterly lost but had to say something here cos, you know, sepsis. It's tit. So here's to you Shaz. Every mad inch of you and the last 40 years of having you by my side.
❤
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I‘m so sorry.
 
sistersofpercy said:
Now, Mumsnet sepsis jokes aside, and I don't want to bring the thread down. But this one is for my amazing, funny, mad as a box of frogs and full of life best friend and fellow mnet pisstaker who died way too young very suddenly on Wednesday from what they believe was heart failure due to sepsis. I've plodded on for a few days feeling utterly lost but had to say something here cos, you know, sepsis. It's tit. So here's to you Shaz. Every mad inch of you and the last 40 years of having you by my side.
❤
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Im so sorry, I didn’t see this when I wrote my message. Feel like a dick now. I’m really sorry for your loss, and we’re all here for you with unmumsnetty hugs and all. ♥️♥️♥️
 
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