Mumsnet #5 Cancel the cheque

[Melian]

A man in the village just said “alright” to me when clearly this is a naice village in which it’s expected to greet one another with “good evening” AIBU to dial 101 immediately ???

I do feel sorry for some men who feel they can't say hello to a female without her thinking he;s going to do something. Certainly more noticeable after the death of Sarah Everhard.

 

[ToxicPony]

I just spotted a classic exchange:

AIBU to be devastated that my luggage full of irreplaceable items for a wedding has been lost by the airline?

Reply: hmmm, devastated? I don't think my friend with terminal cancer would think that was devastating.

 

[HockyRorror]

A man in the village just said “alright” to me when clearly this is a naice village in which it’s expected to greet one another with “good evening” AIBU to dial 101 immediately ???

Blatant piss take, should have changed the username to make it more believable. If it’s such a naice area, what’s “she” doing there, smoking weed and saying “bruh”

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

It’s like when a poster comes in and says ‘DH is really letting me down, I’m shattered and doing all the night wakings and all the housework by myself and he spends all his free time at the gym’

and without fail there’ll be a poster that says ‘at least you have a husband. Mine Is DEAD. I had to bring up our baby twins alone. I’d love a husband who was alive enough to go to the gym’

 

[BethanyGilbert]

The threads about the jubilee are a hot mess.

 

[Belulah]

What was hobby smelly Jim partook in?

 

[Uppompey]

“I’m going to have a baby. Will it cry? Everyone tells me babies cry? Please tell me it won’t”

 

[Kaylon8083]

I’m reading a thread about parents not having a clue what they’re feeding their kids.

This gem came up:

 

[HockyRorror]

It’s like when a poster comes in and says ‘DH is really letting me down, I’m shattered and doing all the night wakings and all the housework by myself and he spends all his free time at the gym’

and without fail there’ll be a poster that says ‘at least you have a husband. Mine Is DEAD. I had to bring up our baby twins alone. I’d love a husband who was alive enough to go to the gym’

On a similar vein…

 

[Kaylon8083]

And this comment about Weetabix

 

[rainbowlemon]

“I’m going to have a baby. Will it cry? Everyone tells me babies cry? Please tell me it won’t”

Only if you hire the birth photographer, the doula and maternity nurse and give birth at the Portland.

And this comment about Weetabix

Oh the horror- at least it’s the real thing and not Aldi’s Wheat bisks.

 

[Mugglewump]

On a similar vein…

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That's probably my Dd!

 

[justheretoread99]

I don’t even know what to say ….

 

[Becclo44]

And this comment about Weetabix

Pahaha imagine being ‘surprised’ at weetabix. Of all the things you could be surprised about this and this weirdo picks weetabix

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

All those meals with lentils, tinned tomatoes and oats bulking out mince they mention make me feel quite ill.

 

[Kurrikawari]

They must be so bloated with all those lentils and beans.

 

[BethanyGilbert]

They must be so bloated with all those lentils and beans.

Imagine their farts

 

[hiyaaaacath]

Blatant piss take, should have changed the username to make it more believable. If it’s such a naice area, what’s “she” doing there, smoking weed and saying “bruh”

I didn’t even notice the user name I’m an easy mark

 

[Aussie]

It’s like when a poster comes in and says ‘DH is really letting me down, I’m shattered and doing all the night wakings and all the housework by myself and he spends all his free time at the gym’

and without fail there’ll be a poster that says ‘at least you have a husband. Mine Is DEAD. I had to bring up our baby twins alone. I’d love a husband who was alive enough to go to the gym’

I love those replies!

 

[hiyaaaacath]

Never had kids?!? GAY!