Mumsnet #42 Too terrified to open their front door, let alone the biscuits

[bread-pitt]

I hope you didn't have your tits out at the buffet and drag them through the pasta salad?

Pasta??? So many carbs! Report to BIWI Bootcamp immediately. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

 

[doctordoctor]

Today, they can’t stop crying over the tragedy in Southport (which it is, I’m not making light of it at all!) and hugging their children a little tighter tonight. It’s the usual on there, ‘it’s awful!! But look at meee!! No-one is more upset than meeee!!’

 

[Samf2020]

Today, they can’t stop crying over the tragedy in Southport (which it is, I’m not making light of it at all!) and hugging their children a little tighter tonight. It’s the usual on there, ‘it’s awful!! But look at meee!! No-one is more upset than meeee!!’

I follow this person on Twitter or whatever it is now as she is fun to watch. She cant keep up with her own lies and last night there was a hugging my kids tighter tonight post, didnt realise she was a Mumsnetter but it all made sense then.

 

[camotea]

Highest voted thread title

 

[holasun]

We need to summon a grown up.
@CrimsonCountess are you our designated thread maker?

 

[Serene Serena]

We need to summon a grown up.
@CrimsonCountess are you our designated thread maker?

She’s the official grown up on here

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Don't worry lads, I can do the new thread x
Hold onto your hats, this could get bumpy
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New thread here

Mumsnet #43 Their DH has a corner office and drives a £400k vehicle - Bus Driver

Here you go my fellow DTattlers. Props to our @DollyPlops for the thread title and our sweet @Millie2023 for nomming it. Business as usual over on MN. Bashing the fat, the poor and the non French. Making any tragedy about themselves and hugging their children extra hard tonight. Oh and Noddy...

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