Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

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Thread title thanks to @cat_follower. One of my favourites so far

Recently we’ve learned that under no circumstances can you have a banana on Biwi’s bootcamp but you can have a semen parcel as it’s low carb
Beautiful precis.

Thank you.
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Sadly not no. He did have a lovely cock though tbf to him.
<tries to remember which failed LibDems keep poultry>
 
Glad we're still discussing Noddy.

Also glad I'm not the only one whose Spidey-senses went into overdrive every time I read one of her posts.

Tbh, if I'd known we could hide users on here, I'd have hidden her.

I'd have done so because my toes curled with embarrassment whenever I read anything she'd written.

Anyway, as you were!
 
Glad we're still discussing Noddy.

Also glad I'm not the only one whose Spidey-senses went into overdrive every time I read one of her posts.

Tbh, if I'd known we could hide users on here, I'd have hidden her.

I'd have done so because my toes curled with embarrassment whenever I read anything she'd written.

Anyway, as you were!
Click on person’s user name then click ignore, it’s very useful 😆
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