Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

[CrimsonCountess]

Thread title thanks to @cat_follower. One of my favourites so far

Recently we’ve learned that under no circumstances can you have a banana on Biwi’s bootcamp but you can have a semen parcel as it’s low carb

 

[Brandshinynew]

Thread title thanks to @cat_follower. One of my favourites so far

Recently we’ve learned that under no circumstances can you have a banana on Biwi’s bootcamp but you can have a semen parcel as it’s low carb

Biwi can stick a banana up her hole

 

[Sunlifeover50]

Biwi can stick a banana up her hole

Does that still count as calories in?

 

[Brandshinynew]

Does that still count as calories in?

In Biwis boot camp yes

 

[Serene Serena]

Poor Biwi, her bootcamp has been the source of much amusement over here.

I typed that whilst eating a banana yogurt.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Poor Biwi, her bootcamp has been the source of much amusement over here.

I typed that whilst eating a banana yogurt.

Oh god. No hope for you haven't you learnt anything from MN.

 

[Geetbo]

I suspect BIWI will be maintaining a dignified silence about her not at all tit diet being taken the piss out of on here.

On the subject of famous shags, best I can do is someone who ran to be a Lib Dem MP and lost. I won’t be waiting by the phone for the Sun to call.

 

[ZanzibarDreaming]

I really want to go on one of her threads and ask about banana bread now

 

[Samf2020]

How did Biwi end up as the be all and end all of tit weight loss and dodgy ideas on food anyway?

 

[Miss Begotten]

I suspect BIWI will be maintaining a dignified silence about her not at all tit diet being taken the piss out of on here.

On the subject of famous shags, best I can do is someone who ran to be a Lib Dem MP and lost. I won’t be waiting by the phone for the Sun to call.

Was it Lembit Opik and are you a Cheeky Girl?

 

[Geetbo]

Was it Lembit Opik and are you a Cheeky Girl?

Sadly not no. He did have a lovely cock though tbf to him.

 

[Sunlifeover50]

Someone’s squeezed a spot and asked if they are going to get sepsis… how do these people function

 

[Miss Begotten]

Sadly not no. He did have a lovely cock though tbf to him.

Lembit Opik?! Oh god no!

 

[Samf2020]

Someone’s squeezed a spot and asked if they are going to get sepsis… how do these people function

A and E NOW!

 

[Brandshinynew]

Was it Lembit Opik and are you a Cheeky Girl?

Did he touch your bum @Geetbo ?

 

[Sunlifeover50]

A and E NOW!

yep along with the other 1.3 million people up and down the country who have probably also done the same today… no wonder our DNHS is on its knees. We should all start clapping at 8pm on Thursday to thank the doctors for all their support at this difficult time of pimple popping

 

[cowtastrophe]

Sadly, I don’t have an actual celebrity shag but an F1 driver in the very early 90s tried quite hard to get me to shag him.

 

[Samf2020]

Sadly, I don’t have an actual celebrity shag but an F1 driver in the very early 90s tried quite hard to get me to shag him.

Eddie Irvine?

 

[Sunlifeover50]

Nigel Mansell?

 

[GBNI]

Damon Hill?