Mumsnet #38 imagine spending £100 on a notebook and writing 'bleach arsehole' in it

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ShopTilYouSlop said:
KimberlyClark is a tedious bore who is always sneering and banging on about weight. But I don't think she's Helena; Helena was incapable of not mentioning her weight loss in every other post. And while Helena had an obsession with housing, Kimberly has one with dress sizes. She's obsessed with vanity/inconsistent sizing; basically she's terrified that some huge size 14 monster of massiveness will think she's as teeny tiny as Kimberly. The horror!
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Helena is still posting under a different username. Amazingly she has stopped going on about her weight loss but is still ranting on about social housing, even where it has no relevance. She’s now also obsessed with how badly treated people without children are.
 
Dementia Alert: You remember the times, long ago, when you're so young that anything out of context confuses you, because you're so new on this planet that you literally haven't had the literal hours in your existence to experience anything? One time, I was a little kid having a slash in the brand new MacDonalds in town (probably dressed up and wondering where the forks were) and I was dumbfounded at the Kimberly Clarke toilet roll dispenser. My only knowledge of the word 'Kimberley' was from Different Strokes. How could it exist there too?? I couldn't compute it! I was unsettled as I returned to my family to continue dipping fries in my strawberry milkshake. Just like Mumsnetters can't compute people keeping ketchup in the cupboard or being fat. Except they're all 36.
 
PrincessCharming said:
Do you have to be on a PC? It’s not working on my phone
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Click on your ident pic at the top line , then click again on your moniker username once that's opened. You'll see - in a blue line of features , " invitations".
Bear in mind, Tattle may have switched the feature off if they are not offering any new memberships at the moment. They only open membership now & again.......
 
Why is there a looking for work troll?
After yesterday where she was being pushed off the sofa, now she’s being punched
Some of the trolls’ pet topics are so weird. I always think it must be a fetish but how could someone fap one out to the idea of being told to get a job?
 

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Limetree said:
Why is there a looking for work troll?
After yesterday where she was being pushed off the sofa, now she’s being punched
Some of the trolls’ pet topics are so weird. I always think it must be a fetish but how could someone fap one out to the idea of being told to get a job?
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Is looking for a job….. but needs to go into work tomorrow as she loves her job. Huh? 🤔🤔
 
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