In fairness DustyLee is providing a solutions focused answer. No need to go and enjoy yourself and politely say no thank you I'll get my own tap water when you can just lock all your doors and windows and throw boiling oil on anyone who knocks in case they are a cheeky fucker is there.
Mumsnet #35 we’ve lost sight of what a crucifixion looks like
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Brandshinynew
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Ah that's a totally acceptable toilet slipper reason!
CrimsonCountess
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Or when someone has left a review and they’ve said ‘I can’t really rate it because I haven’t used it yet’ well then duck off you idiot!
Serene Serena
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The one star book reviews where the person has never received the book or it didn’t download, must be infuriating for authors.
orangehead
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Or ‘I don’t know if it’s good because I bought it as a present for someone else’.
lachimolala
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Is there a MN bingo list for the posts for Easter weekend? I know I’m early but we could see how many we can guess.
Kikini Bamalam
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Greedy husband ate all the kids easter eggs and refuses to replace them.
MIL and FIL insist we go to their house for easter sunday but we want to have our own little family easter alone.
MIL bought the kids easter eggs when we wanted her to buy a goat for some poor people. Our kids don't eat UPF chocolate eggs.
lachimolala
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I love the greedy husband threads when they gulp, slurp and gorge on the treats haha.
holasun
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Immediately post Easter it's the posts about "I can't believe the shops are now stocking ???? (insert inoffensive next season item)"
DH shouted at me and called me a bint because I asked him to do an easter egg hunt. He's actually bleeping horrible to me all the time but AIBU?
National Trust site/local attraction is FORCING this religious holiday on me
Why are shops shut easter sunday?? Not everyone celebrates it... I MUST buy my quinoa!!
My DH didn't buy me an egg - I'm so sad.
ShopTilYouSlop
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And shovelling. Shovelling gloop. There are so many posters who defiantly tell us how they "refuse to shovel gloop" down their throats. Has someone been trying to force them?
50degreesnorth
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Tbh that’s the only time I DO leave a review.
“Unable to review because despite spending £££ with you, I am still - 2 weeks and counting - waiting on delivery”.
I’ll get my Karen haircut next week.
camotea
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I told DH not to buy me an egg and he didn't buy me an egg - I'm so sad.
Cheddar Chalpupa
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Are you 5 OP, why do you need an egg? I could never eat that much chocolate*.
*I would not actually eat an Easter Egg if you paid me, why do they all taste like dog chocolate? I will however demolish my body weight in bars of whole nut and raspberry ruffles.
Serene Serena
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MIL has done an Easter egg hunt for the DC without asking my permission and my DC don't eat chocolate
MIL has insisting on telling the DC about Jesus dying and not the Easter bunny and I am fuming
SIL is having a big family gathering for Easter Day and hasn't invited me, but has invited DH and DC
NDN is having a noisy Easter party and it's 7.30pm, shall I phone the police?
Where can I get a vegan, zero calorie Easter egg from?
NDN has parked across my dropped kerb and it's Easter, WWYD?
Help me style this Sister Jane dress for Easter
MIL has insisting on telling the DC about Jesus dying and not the Easter bunny and I am fuming
SIL is having a big family gathering for Easter Day and hasn't invited me, but has invited DH and DC
NDN is having a noisy Easter party and it's 7.30pm, shall I phone the police?
Where can I get a vegan, zero calorie Easter egg from?
NDN has parked across my dropped kerb and it's Easter, WWYD?
Help me style this Sister Jane dress for Easter
NitrousOxide
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Someone will have a bad experience in a Toby Carvery.
Geetbo
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Someone will then claim to never have heard of Toby Carvery.
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