Mumsnet #30 Six figure salary, never eats a calorie

[CrimsonCountess]

Well just at the last minute, @doctordoctor came along with this thread title suggestion which got the most votes. Also sums up most of mumsnet really

 

[Brandshinynew]

Well that's that then.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Was that the husband disappearing abroad one? I was just looking for it but couldn't find it, that explains it then

 

[daisybrown]

Took them long enough!

 

[Brandshinynew]

Was that the husband disappearing abroad one? I was just looking for it but couldn't find it, that explains it then

Yeah, gone in the last 5 mins

 

[orangehead]

Well just at the last minute, @doctordoctor came along with this thread title suggestion which got the most votes. Also sums up most of mumsnet really

When I first joined this website it was very helpful and full of nice people and now it’s full of horrible people and trolls who don’t even pick my thread title suggestion to be the next thread title and probably eat CARBS. So I’m LEAVING! By by.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

That person must be a mumsnetter

 

[doctordoctor]

When I first joined this website it was very helpful and full of nice people and now it’s full of horrible people and trolls who don’t even pick my thread title suggestion to be the next thread title and probably eat CARBS. So I’m LEAVING! By by.

I will happily hand my title back…please don’t flounce leave on my account! But let it be known, a carb never and I mean NEVER touches my lips! <they go straight down my neck>
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Well that's that then.

It’s really unbelievable that anyone could have believed any of that! All the faux naivety etc. Laughable….

 

[CrimsonCountess]

I'm so used to their obsession with being middle class that it didn't even cross my mind that this would be about school. I just assumed it would be some nonsense about a middle class party or something

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

Well that's that then.

 

[PennyPeony]

I was bloody well enjoying the ITV drama script for the runaway husband and important meetings to attend. I’d already pictured the big house in a modern style with slab door and complex entry/alarm system.

 

[doctordoctor]

I particularly believed the bit where he asked her to kiss and cuddle them ‘because I am their father’ that really tugged at my heart strings

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

I was bloody well enjoying the ITV drama script for the runaway husband and important meetings to attend. I’d already pictured the big house in a modern style with slab door and complex entry/alarm system.

I couldn’t decide whether Suranne Jones, Katherine Kelly or Anna Friel should play the OP

 

[Brandshinynew]

I was bloody well enjoying the ITV drama script for the runaway husband and important meetings to attend. I’d already pictured the big house in a modern style with slab door and complex entry/alarm system.

Were you thinking Suranne Jones for the lead or someone like Sheridan Smith?
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I couldn’t decide whether Suranne Jones, Katherine Kelly or Anna Friel should play the OP

Snap!!
I'm gunning for Suranne

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

I particularly believed the bit where he asked her to kiss and cuddle them ‘because I am their father’ that really tugged at my heart strings

This was my favourite bit

 

[PennyPeony]

God no they’re too old! It would have to be someone impossibly young looking to have bagged a missing/mysterious (older, with facial hair) DH, six figure salary and two kids.

 

[doctordoctor]

I’m thinking Cate Blanchett….if she could manage to drop a few pounds obviously

 

[CrimsonCountess]

The gullible fuckers are back again, believing that this isn't the same poster who wanted to say by by

 

[PennyPeony]

Not even getting into the fabulous job the wardrobe department would do…

 

[Brandshinynew]

I’m thinking Cate Blanchett….if she could manage to drop a few pounds obviously

Who do you think for the runaway husband?