Mumsnet #28 Six figure job but dress sense heinous, here's a picture of my anus.

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"That's where you'll struggle in life."

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I bloody love my air fryer.
This morning I got home from work with my belly thinking that my throat had been cut.
Into the air fryer went a large fishcake. Five minutes later I was eating the most gorgeous fishcake sarnie, in a buttered bread roll, complimented with ketchup and a couple of hash browns.
Shove that up your prolapsed anus mnetters!
 
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Now that's a book I would read 🤣
Not.

Seriously?
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There's a thread about fat people breaking furniture at the moment.
So, who posted this????
I like the idea of a motion sensor that when they sit down a voice recorder is triggered and a sad little voice says, "Help you're squashing me! Get off me!"

And make sure you have a big bowl of salad on your coffee table.
 
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Salmonshirt said:
On the ‘moronic things your teenager has done’ thread. I refuse to believe this is true.
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TW: suicide

This is fake, my mum (with 30 years of MH history) attempted to end things earlier this year with an overdose. She begged the doctors for help at the hospital but as she only OD on sleeping tablets it wasn't serious enough to be admitted to a MH hospital. WTF! Love the NhS and my mum was a nurse in her younger years but there are NO MH services anymore, everytime we ask its no, cut backs, no money etc. She moved in with me so I could help her get better. It has been tough but we are getting there.

(In the 90s/00 my mum was in and out of a mh hospital, on weeks were she was at home she had nurses come out to take her places etc or they would just sit with her at home and talk. These services are gone now, except the hospital but that's hard to get into now.)

If you are struggling, please reach out to you gp/charities/private health care if you can,
Please do not struggle. ❤️
 
Wackie Jeaver said:
Does heinous really rhyme with anus? (asking for a friend... I thought it was hee-nus?)
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Haynus where I live
Husband says Highnus
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ohmyreally! said:
TW: suicide

This is fake, my mum (with 30 years of MH history) attempted to end things earlier this year with an overdose. She begged the doctors for help at the hospital but as she only OD on sleeping tablets it wasn't serious enough to be admitted to a MH hospital. WTF! Love the NhS and my mum was a nurse in her younger years but there are NO MH services anymore, everytime we ask its no, cut backs, no money etc. She moved in with me so I could help her get better. It has been tough but we are getting there.

(In the 90s/00 my mum was in and out of a mh hospital, on weeks were she was at home she had nurses come out to take her places etc or they would just sit with her at home and talk. These services are gone now, except the hospital but that's hard to get into now.)

If you are struggling, please reach out to you gp/charities/private health care if you can,
Please do not struggle. ❤
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How is your mum now? Mental health services have never been so strapped. My sister is a CPN and she has to organise her workload by priority. It's shocking.
 
Serene Serena said:
Haynus where I live
Husband says Highnus
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How is your mum now? Mental health services have never been so strapped. My sister is a CPN and she has to organise her workload by priority. It's shocking.
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Thankyou, she is nearly back to herself, she's moved back into her place and is in a much better place mentally. She has a new grandson to cuddle (who doesn't love new born cuddles!) thanks to my sister.

Services are shocking. Nurses and staff are lovely and doing their best, I'm not angry at them at all. It's the government. All their fault. The lack of services to what there use to be is very shocking and I imagine it will only get worse. Thankyou to you sister and her colleagues for all the hard work they do.
 
The state of the replies on thread about an awful Fatty McFat relative breaking someone's sofa, talk about leaving the gate open at the bleep farm.

There was a rash of these trolly posts a while ago:
Fatty broke my garden furniture
Fatty broke my shower
Fatty broke the suspension on my car etc.

They often state that they are overweight to try and make the bigotry okay. The perfect teeny tinies of MN love it of course.

I've lost 7 stone in the last couple of years but it still really upsets me how much fat people are judged and hated.
 
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