Mumsnet #11 People in this village don’t shop at Tesco

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Gong back to the nails photos posted on the last thread.

I thought the whole point of fake nails was that they don't look like fake nails. The woman with the pink nails - you can see her real fingernails growing underneath and the entire set of nails looks like they could use a nailbrush and some bleach. The pointy witches talons, I'm assuming the person in question is off to a fancy dress party. How can anyone function in day to day life with nails like that? No bloody wonder they favour velcro trainers :D
 
Serene Serena said:
Gong back to the nails photos posted on the last thread.

I thought the whole point of fake nails was that they don't look like fake nails. The woman with the pink nails - you can see her real fingernails growing underneath and the entire set of nails looks like they could use a nailbrush and some bleach. The pointy witches talons, I'm assuming the person in question is off to a fancy dress party. How can anyone function in day to day life with nails like that? No bloody wonder they favour velcro trainers :D
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I always wonder how people wipe their bums with nails like that
 
Interesting post by DrBlackbird on the "Brexit: 10" thread.

Saying that one of the Mumsnet data breaches was down to a Mod on a personal mission.

Wouldn't surprise me.


Years ago, I was more a lurker than a poster on a particular hobbyist website where the site owner sold the website database to several marketing companies. A load of people got spammed to feck after it.
 
Hi! I'm a lurker here (you're all very funny) but the affair thread has pushed me over the edge. It's so obviously fake. Who is giddily doing live commentary of the discovery their husband is having an affair?

Also, the golf clubs were still in the garage? Come on. Even men aren't that thick.

They love it though, so I guess it's a public service. Keeps them all busy and not looking out their windows watching for someone walking near their house or something.
 
ToxicPony said:
And then there will be news stories relating to a child, followed by 10 identical threads where posters compete to see who has been shaking and crying the longest over the tragedy. Bonus points if OP is in 'floods of tears'.
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They are shaking and crying on that thread, and lighting candles and holding their babies closer. They are the epitome of grief vultures, yet they can't see how horrific their behaviour is.
 
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