Mummyandzozo

Bad vibes on her insta stories today. She is pissed that Nespresso didn't just gift her a new machine like she was hedging for and are going to repair instead 🤣🤣. I really hope another brand doesn't gift her a coffee machine, what a blatant begger.
 
Her moaning about £50 trousers being expensive and then saying £35 is still pricey. They are a well off family, and she is so tight with money!
 
Some backlash on the latest post as she makes it sound like a spontaneous trip rather than a PR opp/ad which is is! So tone deaf assuming that the average person would be able to afford to hire a literal mansion with pool for a trip with mum friends and it not be a main holiday. She has had two holidays at least this year already. Delusional and privileged.
 
Ugh why is she doing a back to school shopping ad pretending he needs school clothes? He goes to nursery, they don’t wear a uniform and he doesn’t need the school shorts you picked up to show the camera! Gross
 
There is no chance he will wear those clothes. That's not what she dresses him in. Dino print back pack? I don't think so, not for this beige mum.
 
She was so smug on her insta stories this morning, she'd asked 'what did you think you'd never do as a mum' and when people were saying things like give dummies or iPads she's all like 'well I don't do that but...' and 'well I went to private school...' of scourse you did, explains a lot about how posh and out of touch she is.
 
She definitely reads here… almost 24 hours later a story linking the clothes! I actually don’t believe they’re for primark still
She’s absolutely clutching.. a tshirt and a pair of trainer socks.. ok. Where’s his backpack that he was so so excited to get?
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She was so smug on her insta stories this morning, she'd asked 'what did you think you'd never do as a mum' and when people were saying things like give dummies or iPads she's all like 'well I don't do that but...' and 'well I went to private school...' of scourse you did, explains a lot about how posh and out of touch she is.
It was the sleepover chat for me. Her kids are 2 and 4. Who are they asking to come for a sleepover? She will chat shite about ANYTHING to try and boost engagement. She reeks of desperation.
 
I find this utterly bizarre. How can you have a 4 year old that has never spent the night with grandparents or another family member? Have they never been invited to a child free wedding or been away to celebrate their birthday or anniversary?!
She’s also making it into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. She’s obviously been discussing it with the kids if one has been asking questions. Just go!
 
She's been away solo trips to London and New York and her husband has been away too, just not together. Which is understand as not everybody has overnight childcare available. But if she can make it happen for a gifted overnight, they could have done it before now off their own back.
 
Shelley really does think she’s the patron saint of motherhood doesn’t she. Ohmygoodness my husband and I have been parents for 1600 days and not had a night away together.. bore off.

If that was me, I wouldn’t be setting up a camera to eat crisps in bed of the hotel, I’d be making the most of that alone time! But you know, these “creator moms” need to earn their nut right and those free hotels won’t pay for themselves.
 
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