They can't! Have you heard her heavy breathing on her stories? Makes me out of breath.She sprayed that small space for a full 8 seconds I’m wheezing, how can any of them breathe?
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They really do and whats going on with her caterpillar sperm eyebrows that she keeps strokingThose bloody Dr Martens sandals look about 2 sizes too big for her
And okNo, you can’t beet it.
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If you skip through her stories, she starts nearly every story with “right” so all you hear is “right — right — right — right — “
By the size of them you would think she hadHer tastless ruined chinese curry is better than the chinese
Has she ever had a chinese curry with chips and rice
Clearly not
Only poundshop Nigella/Gypsy Lea could take M&S burgers, roll them into wee balls, put them between greaseproof circles and flatten them with a cast iron press to make them her own
Instead of trying to be all clever why not buy mince and make your own burgers from scratch
Everything is such a faff! Its not impressive or clever. It just shows how limited her cooking skills are.
Whats the betts for tomorrows menu...
Mine is some grease laden spag bol or some slow cooker chicken rice slop. Or Maybe she will show us her homemade special tomato soup with cheese on toast courtesy of google...