Mrs Hinch #703 Bang! and the grief is gone

[Ditzymama28]

Had actually forgotten how bland and soulless that house of hers is it isn't a "home" at all..it's purely a set for her insta content you'd never guess it was a family home with 2 toddler twins living there
What time do the boyzzzz start school for her to have done all her morning chores by 9.08 in the flippin morning She's just out to make other "normal" mums who don't have a cleaner, a mum/carer on hand 24/7 and a jobless husband/carer at home too to help with everything feel bad about not being able to emulate pErFeCt Mrs hinch she more than likely does sweet FA in the mornings, including getting Ron and Lon ready for school, taking them to school and feeding the fecking alpacas and chickens too

 

[AllieBee]

So baby alan gets blue in his room but the other 2 inconveniences got nothing but beige and white

Cool

Now now troll. Don't forget the beautiful, non scary decoration in Ron's room - yanno that bleeping awful mural!

 

[springheeledyeti]

she more than likely does sweet FA in the mornings, including getting Ron and Lon ready for school, taking them to school and feeding the fecking alpacas and chickens too

Only drags herself out of bed with Henners when she hears Jimbob leave with the boisscchhh probably even worse now she’s the only woman in the world to ever be pregnant!

 

[MrsCapps]

Grinch is home with wallpaper samples and blue paint that don’t go together.

SSS is making wreaths with Lydia M and off to LV with her sisters and BFFs.

am sure grinch is packing as we speak…


ETA Adele’s lyrics sum up the ‘friendship’ perfectly

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
"Don't forget me, " I beg
I remember you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead"

 

[anniemouse]

I’m disappointed, I was expecting a mural of Paddington escorting weepy through the pearly gates.

 

[horseybox1982]

More importantly, no one cares.

Absolutely

 

[curlywhirlygal]

Glad I’ve seen the boof again…..I needed a laugh.

 

[Alfie1234]

Stacey ending rumours of a pregnancy talking about her PR trip to Vegas to see Adele with SpaceNK (if she is telling the truth I don't trust her eithe
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What does any of this have to do with Hinch? Bad enough to have to read about her, but I certainly don’t want to see her gurning, simple face.

 

[curlywhirlygal]

Putting the chickens to bed now she needs to give up.

 

[Parry1988]

As someone without kids I find it bizarre she’d have them pull out dressing up clothes and toys at 20 to 8 in the morning. Would you not be getting them ready for school and making them breakfast? Shes just so odd

Probably still being force fed baby food in their baby high chairs so only takes 2 fiddle 2 minutes
Or shes Probably the type to shove a fukin pouch of Sugar fruit yogurt at them for the car journey to school

 

[Zofloragirl]

So we’ve all accepted the fact she’s back. Sad times. She’s been posting for about a week now, maybe two. In that time she has not linked one business. Not even a “small” business. She’s tagged dear old Mario today, back in the BFF camp because Trolloman has new friends and is off to Vegas!

 

[Sazz1006]

The road noise is so loud! I live on a really busy road but that would drive me mad. Not exactly countryside idyll is it?

 

[ilovepizza21]

Why was they playing in front of the front door. Such oddballs.

Also that wallpaper is rank ATV

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Good lord she's snogging the chickens now.

Not much else to add, but this tickled me.

Like all good cooks, I too keep my utensils on the floor a few steps away from the hob.

 

[Jod20]

Being at home cuddling the chickens and happiness coming in all shapes is todays version of “ there’s no place I’d rather be “

 

[IrishCatlady]

Loving this, would love to know what really happened between SSS and The Grinch, hopefully now Heat has got hold of the story we might find out

 

[nursemum12]

Good lord she's snogging the chickens now.

Not much else to add, but this tickled me.
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Like all good cooks, I too keep my utensils on the floor a few steps away from the hob.

Cause it’s for dishplay only hunnnnay

 

[anniemouse]

I’ve heard of folks mam’s having show towels but show utensils is a new one.

 

[HereToTalk]

What the duck is she rambling on about. Surprised she didn't end it with ILYD.


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A quote she’s plagiarised about seeing glimmers rather than triggers…..

 

[longtimestalker]

Some salty vibes defo going on.. that jewelled thing that SSS has done for Adele .. I can vaguely recall someone doing that for Sofa with a febreeeze bottle or something.
Both getting the word friends in .
I've never jumped on the wagon before and still don't really Give a duck ..but it's gonna get spicy .
Bingo on a take a break story