Mrs Hinch #703 Bang! and the grief is gone

[Fluffy20]

“Growing up me, my mum and my dad always imagined having our own log burner”
Best selling author ladies and gentlemen.
You, your mum and your dad did not grow up together, your parents were already grown up when you were born, they were adults!
The sentence you wanted was “When I was growing up, me, my mum and my dad always imagined having our own log burner.”
I still don’t believe her but if you’re going to lie at least get the bleeping grammar right!

 

[Wize Owl]

Guysssssh, do you think Blubber-Rose asked for the specccciaaaal print to include Rupert the alpaca having diarrhoea strolling along with them It’s highly likely considering she’s obssshessed with shite

I can’t not see it now ……and I don’t want to see it to be honessssssccht

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

Give over.


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Fast forward 16 years Ronnie sat in a room converted into a library full of books “ when we were growing up me and my brother Lenor used to imagine having lots of age appropriate books to read. This is a pinch me moment”

 

[fannysjohnny]

She cannot rely on pity for all her posting - she started with her fake anxiety and it grew to all sorts until autism (which took about 1 whole year of slow dripping) and now ILYD. She's pathetic. And she's using the pregnancy but we all know it take a bit of shagging to get there so no matter how much she wants to say it's a god given gift, we all know it's a jizz given calculated plan.

I amaze myself how I keep finding her more and more repulsive - I often thought she couldn't get worst but she always does.

As for the fire dreams - do duck off immediately! They weren't poor! And if they were, they would have dreamt of gas central heating! When she was a teen, she dreamt of cock, beauty and fame, while she was 100kg in her bedroom stuffing herself with chocolate biscuits!

I think fiddles and poor Al disagreed where they should live.I can imagine he wanted to buy her something special but she wanted nothing but new buys and new stuff,at least 8 houses in she still wasn't content.That'st me thinks

Sophie the pyromaniac

Likes a candlejust saying.

 

[Eyesopened]

Did Alan leave Sam a penny more in his will or something?

Just for info, Sam is not Alan’s biological daughter.

I know, but to have left Sam out of the cosy fire threesome is saying more than words

 

[Tui]

“Growing up me, my mum and my dad always imagined having our own log burner”
Best selling author ladies and gentlemen.
You, your mum and your dad did not grow up together, your parents were already grown up when you were born, they were adults!
The sentence you wanted was “When I was growing up, me, my mum and my dad always imagined having our own log burner.”
I still don’t believe her but if you’re going to lie at least get the bleeping grammar right!

My mum, my dad and I

 

[anniemouse]

Since when did she wear jeans and wellies?

 

[katesbess]

Nothing in that house is relevant to her. Or a home. Or living! It's pointless stuff. Performative stuff placed with no reason but for the simple act of placement and show. It's just so cold. It's so ugh. I have not one single blink to that house and feel anything but meh pointless.
A house that big. With that much potential I'd always feel some level of something but nope
just meh.

the saddest thing about all this " back" bullshit is that she will have this planned out to a t. Each post by the day, by the hour. Planned. Her and her management will have sat there. They will have planned put what she will need to do. How to do so in incremental posts. What time. What day.
they will have diacussed exactly what to talk sbout. What to include in each days comeback crawl.
its just so sly. And calculated. And gross. And like everything else fake. Fake. Fake as her bleeping face on filter.
all so that the comeback seems genuine and tend cosy vibes.
Not some ickle cutesy vibe she's trying to give off.
If you've ever been in one of those meeting where they discuss what to post (cousin is manager for a food.and drink subset of it. So its a little more acceptable vecause we all no food ads and socila media posts on food and drink are just advertising publications)and it's soooooo beyond orchestrated. It's like watching a script meeting for a tv show. And she comes on fooling her huns again. When she knows exactly what she is doing. And she knows exactly why. She makes me bleeping sick.

 

[Louanne]

Don't usually comment, more a lurker as can't keep up with you all but just seen this

Where's Henry? And what the duck is that thing on the end with wings?

 

[katesbess]

duck sake. Incoming post
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Oops, sorry for plagiarising you

Hahaha stop ️ my tummy hurts .
That doesn't even look like her. Or her dad, totally wrong height and shape! And what the duck is the magically changing dog. And what is that dog/hybrid look alpaca on the right.
And where is mum.
Or the husband.
Wait wait wait who is the family painted here?
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Where's Henry? And what the duck is that thing on the end with wings?

Her career trying to fly away?

 

[springheeledyeti]

I’m surp

Since when did she wear jeans and wellies?

She’s a farmer hunnaaayyyy, don’t be green!

 

[WeTalkAboutBruno]

Don't usually comment, more a lurker as can't keep up with you all but just seen this

This trend of painting dead people walking away makes me irrationally angry It's so overdone and cringe now. The Huns obviously love them too

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Hate to quote myself, but maybe I'm wrong, for some reason I thought the brown thing was henners when thinking back.
Just went back to picture and see I've remembered wrong (that's how much I pay attention to anything the diehards crawl up her arsenalhole for! )


So why is there only 2 floofs (that word gives me the ick!)
1 "hen" and wat is assumed henners, even tho its half the size and a different bleeping colour!

Yes only two alpacas, Henry is all ghostlike with what looks like an angel wing! So much wrong with this drawing like her wearing jeans and them wearing GREEN wellies! Soph only does Amazon greige - no colour apart from when she draws startling bright red gloves onto Ron’s hands

 

[springheeledyeti]

Meant to say in the beginning of my last post, I’m surprised none of the Mad Hinchers haven’t knocked up one of those terrible pictures, like the one where Lon looks like a Gloworm.

 

[Kelly112330]

This trend of painting dead people walking away makes me irrationally angry It's so overdone and cringe now. The Huns obviously love them too

Tbh I’m surprised she hasn’t had one done with that furry little grim reaper Paddington.
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Yes only two alpacas, Henry is all ghostlike with what looks like an angel wing! So much wrong with this drawing like her wearing jeans and them wearing GREEN wellies! Soph only does Amazon greige - no colour apart from when she draws startling bright red gloves onto Ron’s hands

She should’ve been painted in her dryrobe and the boys in schliiiippers.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Tbh I’m surprised she hasn’t had one done with that furry little grim reaper Paddington.
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She should’ve been painted in her dryrobe and the boys in schliiiippers.

Same, I hate that wee bastard

 

[Cassy Role]

Tbh I’m surprised she hasn’t had one done with that furry little grim reaper Paddington.
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She should’ve been painted in her dryrobe and the boys in schliiiippers.

That’s the same girl who draws those as well! She specialises in making money from death. Cute.

She did get one thing right though, one of the kids is clinging to Hinch’s leg and being totally ignored.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Give it a rest Sopha. Just get the kids ready for school.
It’s a pre record from who knows when. Same pyjamas on Lonnie as the ones she picked up off the orangery floor in yesterdays pre recorded content.

 

[Danielle0120]

It's mad , griefs well and truly pissed off.

She's back. Back to sharing animal content that no one gives a crop about, not even her sheep. Back to eye bleeping herself in the camera, now back to staged pics of the twinschhhh, always fighting yeyeyeyye we get it

I'd like grief to come back please x take her away x

 

[signals55]

Don't usually comment, more a lurker as can't keep up with you all but just seen this

Oh ffs give it a rest ....and where's Fiddle in the pic?