Mrs Hinch #703 Bang! and the grief is gone

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Bumper pack of durex so it doesn’t happen again?
 

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So home bargains was just so she could do an ad for her cosy cleaning collection -what a surprise! And no she doesn’t pay for her own products - they are free to her. She’s only saying that to make the sheep go to home bargains to buy things they don’t really need.
But I’m curious why she didn’t put ad for home bargains. It was obviously all sent to her. She’s talking about things in her usual unprepared manner - she’s opened the box and chucked it on the table without running through what everything is. So it must have been an ad? Report it. We will soon find out!!
 
She’s only gone there at night because she went once it was closed for her “private shop”. She doesn’t want people to see her bump as it will mess up the pre records. She’s like this every time. Yawwwnnn
But she saw some of her fans apparently…yet no one tagged her.
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So home bargains was just so she could do an ad for her cosy cleaning collection -what a surprise! And no she doesn’t pay for her own products - they are free to her. She’s only saying that to make the sheep go to home bargains to buy things they don’t really need.
Yet it doesn’t say ad, suggesting they’ve dumped her and she is either on the beg or saying “see, the shoppers do buy when I get my act together and advertise my tit”. I wonder if all these brands saw a change in sales whilst she was off.
 
"Lennie is only 3 but omg the amount of stuff that has changed is crazy" Erm, really?
Do you not think it is exactly the same to raise a baby now as it was 3 years ago?
In fact, it might surprise you to know that the human race is around 300,000 years old so people were looking after children long before Bugaboo pushchairs and Tripp Trapp highchairs.
To believe that you actually need half of the stuff that is marketed to you means that you are either stupid, gullible or just hoping for free handouts (or in Hinch's case probably all three!)
 
One thing that baby needs that the other 2 didn’t get - a mother!

millions of women have raised children perfectly well and way better than she has for thousands of years without Amazon tat or useless gadgets.

she’s such a bleep, I can’t believe she’s having another kid. I don’t even need to hope, I just know she will struggle with them all beyond belief! Esp when they’re older.
 
They don’t say anything about the 3rd child you bleeping melt. Your kids are the way they are because of how they’re parented generally. And for the love of duck (please do not do this again btw), there is nothing that changes so much in 3 years between babies. JFC I have 13 years between numbers 3 & 4 and apart from having a mobile phone, there was duck all difference. Fed, clean bum and loved. That’s what they need. Now duck off.
 

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Guyscccch my children are completely different!

She just doesn’t see them as little individuals does she. They’re not ‘soulmates’ and especially not tend twinsccch!!
so staged. She got all that tit out and told len to play a tune. Got the veg out and told Ron to cut it up. Any kids would have done exactly the same. She could’ve swapped them over and the same thing would have happened. I can’t believe twats fall for it.
 
View attachment 3280991 qhere we go! This is a "what brands can I tag now so they can gift me free tit" call to arms!
If by the third time she still don't know what things babies need then she'll never know. bleeping dopey (freebie hinting) bleep.
That's the kind of post I'd expect a first time parent to put. I've only ever had one child and admittedly some of the stuff I got in preparation I probably didn't really need or use that much and if I had another I'd know not to bother with that as we LEARN from experience. This twit is asking basic questions on her 3rd time. duck off.🙄
 
If by the third time she still don't know what things babies need then she'll never know. bleeping dopey (freebie hinting) bleep.
That's the kind of post I'd expect a first time parent to put. I've only ever had one child and admittedly some of the stuff I got in preparation I probably didn't really need or use that much and if I had another I'd know not to bother with that as we LEARN from experience. This twit is asking basic questions on her 3rd time. duck off.🙄

Exactly. By the time I got to my fourth baby, I’d have a nappy shoved in my bag if she was lucky. They really don’t need much at all.
 






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One of her followers recommended a temu phone holder 'to attach to the pram and car seat'. Yes, because strapping some cheap bit of plastic which hasnt been crash tested to your babies car seat, with a heavy item (phone) attached to it is a clever thing to do. It's like all these influences sharing the 'put your phone in a sandwich bag and hang through the headrest hack' knocks me sick every time I see it, their poor babies!
 
One of her followers recommended a temu phone holder 'to attach to the pram and car seat'. Yes, because strapping some cheap bit of plastic which hasnt been crash tested to your babies car seat, with a heavy item (phone) attached to it is a clever thing to do. It's like all these influences sharing the 'put your phone in a sandwich bag and hang through the headrest hack' knocks me sick every time I see it, their poor babies!

Why would you need your phone attached to the pram? To film yourself walking?
 
See to be fair that little tit Len would’ve hit those bleeping things once and that’d be it for me
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Some of those messages appear more than once…. Just sayin 😏
 
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