Mrs Hinch #702 Not on Not on the High Street

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her management were high pushers though. they had a lot of manipulitive fingers in many pies. and to be pushed by cuntfluencers is still holding strong. sadly that way of marketing has not had its day, though there are small pockets seeing the light/harm.
so if she is still in favour with them. they will help her get brands. the brands dont give a tit who sophie is. they care about revenue and numbers. they plot sophie on a chart.
now sophie will be trying to get her searches up.hashtags up. click up. she and management done an action plan about how to get that traction,mentions,numbers up. so that bam she plotting on chart again and companys will pay her for it. with deals and adverts. when she gets numbers theyll give her the ads.
allthough why they cant see theyve just been pissed on and paying a twit doing sweetfa for the past 6months i dont know. surely by now someone in that bleeping pissalley businness that is instagram will have put the pieces together and blackmarked the witch.
but then moneyh sells. and sadly on that platform money is clicks and shares.
 
Tootle Pip Wiz said:
Sat on the floor hugging and kissing Fatdogslim when she found out she was pregnant? Sums her up really doesn't it.
Any normal person would be either on their own or have their partner there. Not set up a camera of yourself sat on the floor in a heap with your test in hand and groping your dog. Absolutely pathetic.
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Her obsession with that dog is not remotely normal. I’ve loved all my dogs, but I’ve never gone to this extreme or given them their own bedroom. Filming your pregnancy test, with her dog before her husband!! She’s a few nuggets short of a happy meal.
 
oh god we are going to have everything weepy. didnt he make some wooden palet christmas presents. will she lay a place at the table for him.
he have a stocking on the fireplace
she will sure as tit make up all these memories associated to wimpy that never happened and never meant anything to her but suddenly do. she will steal a few traditions of someone on the net somehwere.
will the elves come to the door to say hello.

i suppose it all depends on who and what will be gifted and given to what she does this year.
or will suddenly come out with "oh i wanted jamie to have some independence and purpose, give him oportunity to do new things so i told him to get a job." when really they are squeezing out the money bags that are little lighter of late due to her being a great big fake bag of poo.
 
katesbess said:
oh god we are going to have everything weepy. didnt he make some wooden palet christmas presents. will she lay a place at the table for him.
he have a stocking on the fireplace
she will sure as tit make up all these memories associated to wimpy that never happened and never meant anything to her but suddenly do. she will steal a few traditions of someone on the net somehwere.
will the elves come to the door to say hello.

i suppose it all depends on who and what will be gifted and given to what she does this year.
or will suddenly come out with "oh i wanted jamie to have some independence and purpose, give him oportunity to do new things so i told him to get a job." when really they are squeezing out the money bags that are little lighter of late due to her being a great big fake bag of poo.
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I'm putting the bingo in for a personalized bauble of them or him in the star on top of the tree he is going to be on that tree somehow
 
The skis will be taking a prominent spot, and didn’t he make something resembling a sledge? She will not be able to sit on her hands. She’ll make like she’s not doing much, but then will magically find the strength to post her Christmas decs (garish and way OTT) on the 23rd December saying she just had to for ILYD. Of course they’ll have been up for a month by then and any and all stories will be carefully filmed to avoid showing.
 
Guyssssssh I’ve been MIA away on a cruise (Actually, I’ve been visiting family up north) so only just catching up on the fred and noticed this pic NoNob put on his TL ……

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If you zoom in on Bubber-Rose and NoNob she has the same nails that she’s had in all pics she’s shown while in extreme grief, but he doesn’t have the same teefff as the pics in her stories/reels. She also doesn’t look like the stories where she was doing her make-up in the broom cupboard 🤔

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Note to: Bubber-Bin Dwelling-Rose…..
We know you read here, especially since you tried to throw shade at us Nusties by sharing a pic of your tend cravings of crunky schnackssshs and full fat coke….. (As if! We know it’s Jugshotsssh and dogturd looking shausssage casserole) STOP filtering yourself and NoNob, it’s so ridiculous 🙄🤣

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HinchesSousChef said:
I’ve been trying to work it out based on her nails. I can’t decide whether I’m sticking with her being about 24 weeks (having filmed her reveal at 20 weeks when her nails weren’t so outgrown) or whether I think she was already pregnant when Weepy died. She’s got a warped sense of time so her “not long to go” comments mean duck all. If she’s 24 weeks then she’s due end of Feb so we still have another 3 months of baby content.
If trollomon is pregnant too like some suspect then they are potentially due at the same time and this is possibly why Hinch has announced now.
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Remember she did her "which famous couple" reveal at Christmas over zoom with her parents? She said then she was further along than people were thinking but it was the never ending pregnancy. I don't understand why these 'celebs' won't say when they are due is it because they think they will be stalked? She could just say she's due, for example, in February and doesn't need to say what date! Stacey is the same. I've said before they probably think it will be like a royal birth and their huns will be waiting for updates outside the hospital. Soph will get no-knob to pin a notice on their not-a-farm gate too
 
Wikiwangocard said:
Ahh, that's nice. Jamie's been allowed his phone back to post about playing in the shellllebrity football match and he's even managed to get his photo up among other actual celebrities!
Probably photoshopped himself in but hey, beggars can't be choosers?
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No way he wrote that caption.
The way he speaks,he wouldn't use the word CANNOT, he'd be a CAN'T.

But then of course, that would mean that bubber rose wrote it, and she would deffo use CANNOT, but she's not one for recognising anything that isn't about her....so maybe he was allowed to post on his own page.

Great Photoshop on the poster, he's not shown on the booking page!
 
bradshawsshoes101 said:
Her obsession with that dog is not remotely normal. I’ve loved all my dogs, but I’ve never gone to this extreme or given them their own bedroom. Filming your pregnancy test, with her dog before her husband!! She’s a few nuggets short of a happy meal.
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The fatdog and his own bedroom is for bragging rights and her trying to be quirky, same with the bastard post about the piss stick and fatdog . KnoblessJimbob was either trying to watch the football, while she shagged the mutt for content or was the one filming. Either way he was there, unless it was Tuesday and he was wondering around the field looking for muddy puddles to jump in 🤣
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Wize Owl said:
Guyssssssh I’ve been MIA away on a cruise (Actually, I’ve been visiting family up north) so only just catching up on the fred and noticed this pic NoNob put on his TL ……

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If you zoom in on Bubber-Rose and NoNob she has the same nails that she’s had in all pics she’s shown while in extreme grief, but he doesn’t have the same teefff as the pics in her stories/reels. She also doesn’t look like the stories where she was doing her make-up in the broom cupboard 🤔

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Note to: Bubber-Bin Dwelling-Rose…..
We know you read here, especially since you tried to throw shade at us Nusties by sharing a pic of your tend cravings of crunky schnackssshs and full fat coke….. (As if! We know it’s Jugshotsssh and dogturd looking shausssage casserole) STOP filtering yourself and NoNob, it’s so ridiculous 🙄🤣

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Bubber-Bin Dwelling-Rose ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
 
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Honestly she’s the absolute pits and gives us lot from Essex a bad name. Ok so we live what must be a similar life to them as we stay in a house in the country and have 3 kids but my husband has his own business which I not only help with but also have my own tiny start up online company but the difference is we work hard and aren’t on the beg all the time she’s just a lazy witch who doesn’t want to work and uses her kids for money. I’d never post my kids online on a public profile they’re rarely on my Facebook or Instagram as I just don’t trust their security. We do however have a bengal cat who has his own bedroom but he adopted the room on his own and wasn’t forced in it for content. Everyone who has a pet of any sort knows that they rule the house and we’re just the slaves she didn’t post that for any other reason than to brag.
 
AllieBee said:
She had so many brands and collabs at first didn't she. Now she doesn't seem to have any at all!
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I think she would have income streams or passive income from affiliate links and P&G (at this stage) especially if management has been able to broker a deal over several years
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cazellie said:
Remember she did her "which famous couple" reveal at Christmas over zoom with her parents? She said then she was further along than people were thinking but it was the never ending pregnancy. I don't understand why these 'celebs' won't say when they are due is it because they think they will be stalked? She could just say she's due, for example, in February and doesn't need to say what date! Stacey is the same. I've said before they probably think it will be like a royal birth and their huns will be waiting for updates outside the hospital. Soph will get no-knob to pin a notice on their not-a-farm gate too
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Engagement and stats. Keep the hunz checking in on your diabolical content
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Zofloragirl said:
Except there is no one calling. Two weeks till play Friday. 6 weeks till Xmas. She’s not made one advert yet.
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She may not have to, she will still be earning money. Saving all her ads up for Christmas Eve, last minute shopping extravaganza, like the bastard that she is
 
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