Mrs Hinch #702 Not on Not on the High Street

[Wikiwangocard]

* sits and waits for the book *

A Baby Surprise At Hinch Farm

...and then Henry said to Ronnie "Quick Ron! I think the miracle baby is coming! Go and fetch some towels and boiling water!"
Ron was concerned..."But Henry, the kettle is for Mummaz Mug Shots only? How about a nice drink from the hot choklit station instead?"

 

[Oscarsmum]

The baby is going to be called her dad's name isint it?

 

[Tui]

Really surprised they’ve gone for a third. She can’t cope with one

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Really surprised they’ve gone for a third. She can’t cope with one

She has never taken those boys anywhere by herself - always has to have a minder with her. As a mum of two myself, that speaks volumes.

 

[bozlem3080]

I vote for Ralphie or Freddie as names.

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Easy to have another when you have lots of help. They’ll be her and her mum (obviously) and Jamie at home 24/7 again looking after a newborn whilst the other two will be out at nursery and school all day. She won’t be responsible for getting them ready in the mornings, pick ups, housework etc etc she never has been.

 

[Hun_tea22]

Not surprised at her churning out another money maker as that is all she has to offer, but I feel for that kid - no privacy, pimped out for grand deals, and the weight of his mother’s grief/guilt/constant need for attention on his shoulders. It’s just what Big Al would have wanted I’m sure

 

[longtimestalker]

She's gonna call the cash cow DYLI (E)
Backwards for ILYD...but make it extra with the E to make it rhyme with Ron Len & Hen

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Just down right bizarre she’s attributing the conception to Big Al in the sky. Jamie must be thrilled.

Edit to add, almost as odd as painting the announcement on a wall inside, but I’m guessing that will be babies nursery so will be getting repainted anyway.

 

[VicksterIcon]

So 6 months off for grieving and she will now have further year off on Maternity leave once the ILYD baby is born.......

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

So they already know the gender of the baby, which would make her roughly 5 months pregnant?? Give or take. So she roughly conceived May/June time (please excuse it my calculations are way off)?? She conceived in a matter of weeks after Als death right? Either they had already been trying and it was planned, or she's using this baby as distraction from the grief. Which is sad. She can't mother the two she already got. They both look so disconnected from her. They way Lennie kissed her in the video. It's almost lime he didn't want to. The forced hug between Ron and Len. Ronnie going to grab the brush her and she cuts the video. It's so dysfunctional

 

[cgl22345]

Maybe noknob misunderstood ILYD and it made him get all randy poor kids is all I have to say, imagine being conceived as a consolation prize because your overgrown narc of a mother can’t get over her dead dad enough sheep .

 

[Swedish chef]

excuse me, you’re giving no knob far too much credit here.
At best it was 1 pump or the turkey baster making an early return for Christmas at an extreme…
….to match her extreme grief, of course.

I do apologise I'm an extremely kind hearted nusty trolzzzzzzz, who just sees the best in everyone

 

[Wikiwangocard]

And there he goes, Jimbob is apparently "blessed beyond words" and "let's do this Mrs Hinch".
Well someone's gonna have to 'do this', but it sure as tit isn't gonna be her.
Wet nurse Fiddles to the rescue.

 

[Tinkerbell87]

Is Jimbob still jobless?

 

[RubySky478]

Let’s do this? I think you’ve already done quite enough already young man.

 

[sociallybackward]

I have so many questions about the video. Why were there so many paintbrushes? Why did she have loads of different coloured paints? Why the dust sheet? Why is she pretending the room with be blue when we all know it’ll be beige! Maybe there with be another nightmare mural,big painting of Weepy to watch over Donnie/freddie/archie/alfie

 

[catlady29]

Where has Stacey's comment gone

 

[9Pine]

Let’s do this? I think you’ve already done quite enough already young man.

That must be the line he used to her when they were reviewing their fall in income this year and seemed like a good solution to her declining engagement. Sad bastards.

 

[sociallybackward]

Where has Stacey's comment gone

Someone posted ‘your turn next’ or something and all the huns went mental about it. No negativity on sofa roses post!!