Mrs Hinch #699 Drip, drip, drip, drip, BOOM 💥

[curlywhirlygal]

duck me is that all she’s got, a picture of the camel and saying abouts its teeeefs?! Dear oh dear. Also that can’t be from today that pic? The grass is very lush and green atm due to the rain, or is that hunch farm micro climate at it again??

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Looks like her management are desperate to get her name back out there by sending giant hampers to other influencers this one thanked her personally for sending it, or maybe she did indeed crawl from her pit of despair long enough to collate & despatch out hampers of her latest range

 

[Wize Owl]

It's horrible. The top smell is quite sweet but the base smell is horrible it's fishy fanny

Oh my word Can you imagine all of the hunzz plastering pics of cleaning products on their IG saying “It’s Fishy Fanny Season”

 

[BeeHappy]

Looks like her management are desperate to get her name back out there by sending giant hampers to other influencers this one thanked her personally for sending it, or maybe she did indeed crawl from her pit of despair long enough to collate & despatch out hampers of her latest range

The influencer thanked her personally but called her “Sophie Hinch”! She’s such good friends with her that she doesn’t even know her actual name!

 

[Wize Owl]

Have we decided on a theme for thread 700 yet It’s not too far away now Nusties. Lies with receipts, stupid things the hunzz have said like: “Chief’s kiss” “Blessed be“ or basic bumbuminnit crawling Filtered to fuckery, or maybe a bit of everything

 

[AllieBee]

Have we decided on a theme for thread 700 yet It’s not too far away now Nusties. Lies with receipts, stupid things the hunzz have said like: “Chief’s kiss” “Blessed be“ or basic bumbuminnit crawling Filtered to fuckery, or maybe a bit of everything

I think never have I ever would have been great for 700 but think we've peaked with that one. The moronic followers is a great idea!

 

[Wize Owl]

I think never have I ever would have been great for 700 but think we've peaked with that one. The moronic followers is a great idea!

Maybe best to start with this classic from one of the moronic followers
(Volume needed) Had to reword some of it to try and make some sense

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Maybe best to start with this classic from one of the moronic followers
(Volume needed) Had to reword some of it to try and make some

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This will never not be funny

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Here we go. Fatdogslim and the alfuckingpacas. Riveting.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Thread 700: Would I lie to you? Probably but you’re the idiots who follow me!

A collection of her most prolific lies; most moronic follower comments; the conspiracy theories & the unbelievable truths.


(Not my ideas but trying to bring together all the suggestions that have been made).

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

The influencer thanked her personally but called her “Sophie Hinch”! She’s such good friends with her that she doesn’t even know her actual name!

I did notice that! lovely little paid promotion. This influencer isn’t much better to be fair, case packed ready for the 3rd gifted cruise in the last year at least she does fess up & mark her ads & gifts etc

 

[springheeledyeti]

Maybe best to start with this classic from one of the moronic followers
(Volume needed) Had to reword some of it to try and make some sense



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To think this imbecile will never know how much entertainment this has given us nusty fat trolls blessed be lol lol lol

‘sitting comfortably’ always gets me, seems so out of place in the paragraph of barely literate bile

 

[mammaof3]

Yesterday and Today.

 

[Danielle0120]

Even her sheep must be sick of all the alpaca and hen content ffs
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It's horrible. The top smell is quite sweet but the base smell is horrible it's fishy fanny

It really is fishy. It was OK on the first sniff but then it's just pure fish

 

[melh89]

Even her sheep must be sick of all the alpaca and hen content ffs
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It really is fishy. It was OK on the first sniff but then it's just pure fish

Smells like blue waffle

 

[PattiQueenB]

I think it was just make up but her carer!!

 

[Loulouj]

She really has nothing does she? Surely she can’t have any contracts left because she’s barely posted in 5 months.

 

[AllieBee]

She really has nothing does she? Surely she can’t have any contracts left because she’s barely posted in 5 months.

I reckon she's got nothing left. She's missed autumn which you would have thought she would have something to promote if she had any contracts. She's about to miss Christmas too as they will start the flogging for that soon. She's done.

 

[Purplebananas]

I reckon she's got nothing left. She's missed autumn which you would have thought she would have something to promote if she had any contracts. She's about to miss Christmas too as they will start the flogging for that soon. She's done.

She’s the Ian Beale of Instagram

 

[Swisspea]

Thread 700: Would I lie to you? Probably but you’re the idiots who follow me!

A collection of her most prolific lies; most moronic follower comments; the conspiracy theories & the unbelievable truths.


(Not my ideas but trying to bring together all the suggestions that have been made).

What about Thread 700 The Lying, the Witch and The Followers