Mrs Hinch #699 Drip, drip, drip, drip, BOOM 💥

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Never have I ever clapped back on insta HUNNAY!

Never have I ever said “we all put a bit of weight on over Christmas” in reference to her fat dog.

Never have I ever let my dog get overweight the. It do anything about it because the trolls will then be right.

Never have I ever started a podcast with my husband which flopped like his teeny peeny so was never scheeeen again like his teeny peeny
 
teshhco-tart said:
I don't know how this fiction didn't make it to the Daily Mail! It really reminds me of a number of under 20's apprentices I had throughout the years who would come up with the most far fetched stories as to why they didn't make it to work on time ...

'I got ran over by a bus and then a fox ate my lunch so I had to run back home to make a new lunch box only to find my mum dead on the floor as she slipped in the shower trying to catch an eagle who was flying around the house because he got so attracted by the smell of the slow cooked roast I was making for blind children because im such a good person but the naughty bird ruined it all for me and now you want to blame me for being 75 working days late'

The exceptional theme in her made up story is how far she goes on to blame ronnie who 1) absolutely did not do 10% of what she claims, and 2) even if he did the half of it, she was on a mission to portray him as an unbearable little tit for everyone to read, while she in her pink tainted glasses is only a good mum trying her best. What.a.bleep.

Thank you for the reminder of how truly evil she is, whilst she is painfully doing her best to appear as an extreme grief sufferer - she must be glad her dad never posted such stories about her when she was a little girl.
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curlywhirlygal said:
Never ever have I had a husband that was on a reality tv show then he had a nose job
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Never have I ever been completely distraught over the death of a celebrity that I didn't know whilst simultaneously failing to mention that my husband did actually work with them because I don't want anyone to realise that he is a fame hungry wannabe and all of this is a carefully constructed plan that did absolutely not happen by accident.
 
Fluffy20 said:
Never have I ever been completely distraught over the death of a celebrity that I didn't know whilst simultaneously failing to mention that my husband did actually work with them because I don't want anyone to realise that he is a fame hungry wannabe and all of this is a carefully constructed plan that did absolutely not happen by accident.
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Who did he work with?
 
Stats.

Sofa.

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J-dawg,

It appears he has upped his following list to 3 now.


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Homebird44 said:
Jade at home on the commons was at Stacey's yesterday. If this isn't Hinch, she has a double. She does turn her head and looks different so I'm not sure.
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It looks like in the other videos that some adults are in halloween fancy dress...imagine if that person has come as our sopha 😅🤣

I dont think its her looking at the feet; she appears to have normal sized hoofs and normal shoes on. Also the profile is all wrong.

Edited for spelling. Gots a broken finger and didnt get oralmorph for it 😆
 
Wize Owl said:
Never have I ever had a BTEC builder design and build me a boooffff and a dodgy Pantr Y in my kitchen.

Never have I ever had a scary as duck mural painted on my toddler’s bedroom wall.

Never have I ever had tend fish flooring put in the playroom after saying about not being “Fish people”
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I haven't seen the crem in so long, I actually forgot about the boooffff! The worst ever kitchen design in the history of kitchens! Just enough room for 2 neglected kids with a tablet plugged in 24/7. There are no words for the Pantr y, it's just a cupboard where she keeps the airfryer and the pyrex with all her sachets :LOL: (so basically her full functioning kitchen)

I will never not think of Jack the Ripper when I see that playroom. It just screams of Victorian murder, famine and disease. Can I have some more? Some moooooore?? Soooommmmme mooooooooore??? whahaha poor kids!
 
teshhco-tart said:
I haven't seen the crem in so long, I actually forgot about the boooffff! The worst ever kitchen design in the history of kitchens! Just enough room for 2 neglected kids with a tablet plugged in 24/7. There are no words for the Pantr y, it's just a cupboard where she keeps the airfryer and the pyrex with all her sachets :LOL: (so basically her full functioning kitchen)

I will never not think of Jack the Ripper when I see that playroom. It just screams of Victorian murder, famine and disease. Can I have some more? Some moooooore?? Soooommmmme mooooooooore??? whahaha poor kids!
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Omg the sachets 😂😂😂😂😂 what was it she had multiple of and when I mean multiple I wanna say about 20 of 😂😂😂
 
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