Mrs Hinch #20 She can keep plastic plants alive... keep swiping up so her bank balance thrives!

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Loving these threads 🤣 no way has she painted all that fence in the time on her stories today. But I’ve gotta clear up the confusion on her fence paint. It’s called ‘silver copse’ we have it in our garden, goes on a really pale grey then dries to a dark grey 😫 I knew the min I saw it as I was shocked myself last year when painting ours! Pic from her stories today
 
Please don’t feel embarrassed your message made my heart hurt , she is just extremely good at her job , to sell sell sell . She won awards for it . I know what it’s like to get roped into something and want to belong and feel validated , she’s preying on vulnerable people , like me , like you , like Janet down the street with the black hair and ginger parting and Roger over the road him with the straight hair and curly teeth , but we have seen through it and others are starting to see too , she’s a top notch cold hard selling salesperson , I think this weekend she’s gone too far , what she’s spent an obscene amount and now at this time still tying to sell that garden set , her target audience haven’t got monies for that so I’m hopeful people might see her in a different light . We are all here to support one another , there’s no grey areas (pun intended) we are all about facts and truths , all of us have been affected in some way by her . It’s informative here , welcoming and we like a bit of a laugh too , be a tattler, hinchers are so last season darhhhling 😘

This. A million times.
 
Loving these threads 🤣 no way has she painted all that fence in the time on her stories today. But I’ve gotta clear up the confusion on her fence paint. It’s called ‘silver copse’ we have it in our garden, goes on a really pale grey then dries to a dark grey 😫 I knew the min I saw it as I was shocked myself last year when painting ours! Pic from her stories today
she said silver birch.....cue 2m hinchers gone raiding paint stores 😂🤣
 
Loving these threads 🤣 no way has she painted all that fence in the time on her stories today. But I’ve gotta clear up the confusion on her fence paint. It’s called ‘silver copse’ we have it in our garden, goes on a really pale grey then dries to a dark grey 😫 I knew the min I saw it as I was shocked myself last year when painting ours! Pic from her stories today
She said it was silver birch??
 
I don’t understand what this is about?? 😂

Go back to the thread where she posted the sun. It's all there and it's really horrible.

She drinks slimfast so she can have a "full fat" coke later (you can see a can when she is sitting in the eggy chair)

I feel like she was just advertising that Coke, the same as that Wayne's World clip!
 
This is a bleeping joke ! ‘Saved for years for this’ should read ,’have been conning people for a few years for this’, cackle, cackle, cackle !
I can’t believe how quickly they have painted this, it’s dried and they’ve hung things back up, everything is tidied up and back in it place within the space of a few a hours. When I paint my garden fence it’s some mammoth job that seems to take me all day and then I spend ages cleaning afterwards too. Her stories are so unrealistic, the poor army have probably started all sorts of jobs this weekend trying to keep up with Hinch and wondering why they aren’t achieving what she has in such a short space of time and it’s bcos she’s so fake. Just my opinion anyway!
 
I just find the whole ‘my hinchers’ thing so cringeworthy and cheesy

I was speaking to mikala (mxhomes) earlier I replied to her story about how similar she and the man in her story speaks. Luring people in by acting like a friend couldn't believe she replied she's so nice

Mrs hinch is a professional and she knows how to work a crowd
She also has a handful or more "celebrities" following her so she does post expensive swipe ups as she knows the "celebs" can afford it to

She does budget ones for the majority of her following and then things like the egg chair and garden set plus any future ones will be aimed at these z listers

I can’t believe how quickly they have painted this, it’s dried and they’ve hung things back up, everything is tidied up and back in it place within the space of a few a hours. When I paint my garden fence it’s some mammoth job that seems to take me all day and then I spend ages cleaning afterwards too. Her stories are so unrealistic, the poor army have probably started all sorts of jobs this weekend trying to keep up with Hinch and wondering why they aren’t achieving what she has in such a short space of time and it’s bcos she’s so fake. Just my opinion anyway!
I just spent this whole week painting my garden fence! 3 coats and it took a good 5 days! It's so unrealistic and the size of her fence too! Either she rushed it or professionals came in. Even then I think it would take longer
 
If she sprayed any of that fence other than the bit she filmed on stories I will eat my minkeh for breakfast. I reckon the mystery over the fence colour is, it was painted, the jet washing made a mess of it so they had to repaint it again and used a different colour second time round.

Anyone else find it weird they are spending so much time on sorting the garden while they are supposidly waiting for planning for a huge extension. Almost like the extension is a decoy, and the real story is they're selling and moving to a much bigger place.
Her insta is an advertising platform and it's the time of year to get the garden sorted. She'll have had a brief to go shopping for garden shizzle, and now all the sheep will drag their hooves to b&m and various other garden centres to buy twinkly lights, fence paint, plastic foliage and egg chairs a la Hinch.
This is my cue to not get ANY of these things. Ever.
 
Her story today “I heard a couple of people saying I don’t pay for things, I paid for this I’m just normal, I don’t get the money back” after a b&m shop.

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Her insta is an advertising platform and it's the time of year to get the garden sorted. She'll have had a brief to go shopping for garden shizzle, and now all the sheep will drag their hooves to b&m and various other garden centres to buy twinkly lights, fence paint, plastic foliage and egg chairs a la Hinch.
This is my cue to not get ANY of these things. Ever.
She has to hurry up and sell garden items before the baby gets here and she has to flock baby items.
 
Need to up my pic uploading skills. Here we have it in her stoies blurred as I couldn’t get a clear screenshot but 100% ‘silver copse’ silly cow telling everyone the wrong name 🤨😡 gonna have millions of gardens all looking the same but not like hers 😂😂
 

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It was 17 or 18. It was just after she got back from her “book” signing in Liverpool.
Just seen it.. I think maybe she’s just thick and didn’t know??

Need to up my pic uploading skills. Here we have it in her stoies blurred as I couldn’t get a clear screenshot but 100% ‘silver copse’ silly cow telling everyone the wrong name 🤨😡 gonna have millions of gardens all looking the same but not like hers 😂😂
That’s hilarious!
 
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