Mrs Hinch #20 She can keep plastic plants alive... keep swiping up so her bank balance thrives!

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She's lived in this house for 3 years + so she's had plenty of time to do her garden up.

She's literally starting from scratch so it seems like she's only willing to do things if she's being paid / sponsored. So now she's doing everything. Just like she did everything in her house all last year and Winter. With Swipe ups and brand name dropping.

I feel like Mrs Hinch popped up in my experience to show me how well I am doing in comparison. Sometimes I've wondered if I'm doing enough for the environment and my health, but since discovering her I feel Godly LOL! 😂(y)
 
Has anyone else ever wondered what she does with her 'wash load' (that term pissed me off greatly, probably more than it should... it's bleeping washing... it's dirty bleeping washing) no sign of a washing line in the garden, never see it on drying screens.. always just found it bit peculiar we never see her 'wash load' once it's fresh out the machine coated in 30 chemicals
Wouldnt be surprised if that's not a Show house she doesnt actually love there. Her and Jamie already have a new house that actually has a nursery for the baby
 
In all seriousness when it’s this extension gonna get started?? Because surely she isn’t planning on it to be going on when the baby comes? That’s not really very practical! Just got the baby off to sleep and then the power tools come out and make horrendous noise!

I seriously don’t understand this woman. She confuses me so much.
 
Looks like she's got no eyebrows! Wonder if all the chemicals have melted them off 🤣
I live in Europe so have only watched MH for pure amusement (how will she cope with the extension and a new baby? 🤣) Anyway, luckily the only thing that I have bought was a couple of bottles of the Christmas fragranced Zoflora's from Amazon which I put in the back of the cupboard and forgot about.
Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago our old cat died 😭 so I stupidly washed the floor with diluted Zoflo; my hands are still sore.
To add insult to injury when I went to get a new passport it turns out that I now have no fingerprints on 3 fingers of my right hand. 😨
 
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Best get yourself out Soph seeing as you love your bargs.

My mistake, more likely to leave it until last minute and post ‘can anyone recommend a cot/clothes/nappies/bottles’ still stand by my initial comment. Begging goat 🐐
 

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In all seriousness when it’s this extension gonna get started?? Because surely she isn’t planning on it to be going on when the baby comes? That’s not really very practical! Just got the baby off to sleep and then the power tools come out and make horrendous noise!

I seriously don’t understand this woman. She confuses me so much.
The extension plans haven't been approved yet.

There is one objection but the Maldon town council recommends approval!
 
She's lived in this house for 3 years + so she's had plenty of time to do her garden up.

She's literally starting from scratch so it seems like she's only willing to do things if she's being paid / sponsored. So now she's doing everything. Just like she did everything in her house all last year and Winter. With Swipe ups and brand name dropping.

I feel like Mrs Hinch popped up in my experience to show me how well I am doing in comparison. Sometimes I've wondered if I'm doing enough for the environment and my health, but since discovering her I feel Godly LOL! 😂(y)

It's almost as if she kept everything bare/minimal until her brand took off
 
Notice that the objection is due to reduced privacy? Maybe she needs to gift her neighbour some plastic plants and some trellis?
That's probably why she put it up. Not privacy for her, but so she can say "look, I hid your garden from view!"

Did anyone see this today, if she joins SCD I am never watching again. Ok maybe I will watch just for the laughs...

Unfortunately she will have to decline as she would be partnered up with a man and not a microfibre cloth soaked in Zoflora.
 
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