Molly McAwesome #3 Mammoth Club Countdown to Extinction

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fiveleggedgoat said:
It’s like her and Jenn Tracker found the same ill-fitting, cheap bathing suit shop to show off the bodies they think they have.
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I'm gonna need yet another bottle of bleach...
 
jumpman23 said:
When did Molly get thoses awful veneers. They look so fake
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Definitely something going I with her, post-DFB. When she was with the old crew, she dressed like she was an Olsen Twin, circa 1989, with pastel decorated tees and denim skirts with ankle socks and Keds. Maybe a scrunchie wrist band or two. Serious milquetoast Seventeen / Tiger Beat vibes that made you feel like she still had a John Stamos poster over her bed. It didn’t help with that sorta Tweedle Dee figure and posture she has.

Now, it’s throw the hogans out there at every possibility, the nails are becoming more like talons, and there seems to be a bit more Botox. The veneers have been there, and the rest is now catching up.
 
npfiii said:
"Look paypigs, you can see an outline of areola in this one...keep giving me money and you may see more*"

*you won't, in fact, see more, you dumb fucks, but thanks for paying for my cruise.

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IMHO, Molly had a look she was going for, and it probably would have looked good on her except she bought online verses in store and the result is nothing fits right. The suit is either too small or too big, I can't tell which and the skirt is too small (okay so if sold as a set the whole outfit is too small). Online shopping is fine for brands & styles you already know fit, as in you are replacing an identical items you've had for years. Also good for socks & T-shirts. Everything else needs an in-person try-on.

Molly, listen up - shop in store. I like Macys, and I'm pretty sure you still have one down in that area. TRY outfits ON in the fitting rooms. A good quality suit can last years. This one looks like it's headed to the fabric recycler after 4 wears.
 
Love_the_kitz said:
IMHO, Molly had a look she was going for, and it probably would have looked good on her except she bought online verses in store and the result is nothing fits right. The suit is either too small or too big, I can't tell which and the skirt is too small (okay so if sold as a set the whole outfit is too small). Online shopping is fine for brands & styles you already know fit, as in you are replacing an identical items you've had for years. Also good for socks & T-shirts. Everything else needs an in-person try-on.

Molly, listen up - shop in store. I like Macys, and I'm pretty sure you still have one down in that area. TRY outfits ON in the fitting rooms. A good quality suit can last years. This one looks like it's headed to the fabric recycler after 4 wears.
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Yeah, the "skirt" thing it was unclear how that's staying on and looked like she only put it on to hide her stomach area.
Eh, maybe if she doesn't like how that looks, that $31k will empower her to get some liposuction or something.
Is that bleachy blonde thing still around other than on her and women who are pushing 60?
 
Love_the_kitz said:
I'm confused, what 5Ks has she claimed to run?
If in reference to the medals, we established they were from the trivia nights aboard the cruise.
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I personally passed her early on during a 5k, then when I finished, waited for my spouse and never saw Molly. The cast members packed up when my spouse and another woman came in. Later I saw Molly on the pathway back to the ship and she had a medal on and the AllEars video she talked as if she'd run the race.
 
I really don’t care about stolen race valor and I’m not going to body shame her. I think anyone who is feeling how they look is fine to share that with the world if they see fit. The people who like that will like that. I honestly don’t see that she has anything to be ashamed of with that picture.

And now back to your regularly scheduled snark.
 
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