MOD & FOD #7 When my grid gets full of #pressdiscount plugs, it’s time to whip out my saintly scrubs!

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I'm no prude, despite what my avatar says - but flooded with man juice....really?! I feel like I'm listening in on a 15 year old boys conversation with his mate. We're "intelligent, excellent, awesome, amazing, beautiful {insert omitted hyperbole here} females" we know how sex and procreation works, I'm sure as a comedian - she could have come up with something more erudite than man juice?
 
DharlesCickens said:
I'm no prude, despite what my avatar says - but flooded with man juice....really?! I feel like I'm listening in on a 15 year old boys conversation with his mate. We're "intelligent, excellent, awesome, amazing, beautiful {insert omitted hyperbole here} females" we know how sex and procreation works, I'm sure as a comedian - she could have come up with something more erudite than man juice?
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I’m no prude either, and have very open conversations with my teens but I think they would find a comment like that very very unfunny. It’s childish and just for the effect.
 
If she’s been flooded with it then he’s got an issue with his testes that needs addressing.

I work in an office with 42 men under me (titter titter), construction workers and I’m the only woman here. We can and often do have filthy conversations that we find extremely funny. They’re funny because they’re not thought out and often just come out in random conversation. What she said was thought out and planned in its vulgarity to be hilarious and it’s the planned’ness’ of the vulgarity that makes it extremely unfunny. But then I think the Scummy Mummies are about as funny as waking up with the shits.
 
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judsmum said:
If she’s been flooded with it then he’s got an issue with his testes that needs addressing.

I work in an office with 42 men under me (titter titter), construction workers and I’m the only woman here. We can and often do have filthy conversations that we find extremely funny. They’re funny because they’re not thought out and often just come out in random conversation. What she said was thought out and planned in its vulgarity to be hilarious and it’s the planned’ness’ of the vulgarity that makes it extremely unfunny. But then I think the Slummy Mummies are about as funny as waking up with the shits.
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Agree Scummy Mummies not funny at all
 
judsmum said:
If she’s been flooded with it then he’s got an issue with his testes that needs addressing.

I work in an office with 42 men under me (titter titter), construction workers and I’m the only woman here. We can and often do have filthy conversations that we find extremely funny. They’re funny because they’re not thought out and often just come out in random conversation. What she said was thought out and planned in its vulgarity to be hilarious and it’s the planned’ness’ of the vulgarity that makes it extremely unfunny. But then I think the Scummy Mummies are about as funny as waking up with the shits.
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I can be pretty crude and have a pretty filthy mind but that is just lame. If a bloke said ‘yeah I flooded her with my man juice’ everyone would just be awkward. Like what, you weirdo, who says that? Are you 13?
 
I think the Scummy Mummies are better when they are ad-libbing, not scripted. I do like their podcast but it's weird them becoming part of the instamum rentacrowd, doing trips (the charity trip to Nepal was a bad move, I feel; any charity trip is awful white saviour nonsense really. Use the money for the people that need it, surely? Not some middle class twats' flights and accommodation). "RaISinG AwArenESs" does not convince anyone. They also featured in the notorious 'two is better than one' breast cancer/friend/M&S campaign but swiftly deleted when people pointed out how insensitive it was.
 
GreyWolf said:
I heard that bit by accident and just felt really sorry for her children. A birth story doesn’t need some middle-aged, trying to be funny woman discussing being flooded with man juice. She’s basically saying when he orgasmed and came inside me, which we all know happens and is not really very interesting to anyone except for her husband. But gosh how funny. Bet the baby came out of her ‘stretched wet girly vulva’
Just a joke guys. 🙄🙄🙄
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I know I’m going to sound very old but why do they have to be so ‘crude’ we are women we get it, really we get it.
 
dragonsden62 said:
I know I’m going to sound very old but why do they have to be so ‘crude’ we are women we get it, really we get it.
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Because they think it’s funny, they feel it brings about a camaraderie between all humans with a vagina, because they think it’s fashionable to mention every single orrifice and it’s uses.

I love swearing, I love filthy senses of humour, I’m not all that adverse to a fanny joke when it’s done as part of someone’s natural SOH but, that’s not what these women are doing - it’s as though they’re trying to be ‘controversial’ but missed the ‘controversy’ boat by about a decade and so just come across as cringe worthy.
 
I’m sorry but what the actual duck is on her feet 😳

dragonsden62 said:
I’m sorry but what the actual duck is on her feet 😳
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And u would be ‘gifting’ both the crappy Little house on the prairie dress and boots back to where they came from
 

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I’m sorry but what the actual duck is on her feet 😳



And u would be ‘gifting’ both the crappy Little house on the prairie dress and boots back to where they came from
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from the stories i thought she had the top on i tried in in m&s the other day....(i looked like i was channeling my inner status quo a la rick Parfitt 🤣) ..i now see its a dress ! these tend to look better small children!
 
She used to be so gorgeous and have great style (in my opinion). Her dark bob looked really classy.
Now she often looks really frumpy. She’s put on quite a bit of weight. Not a criticism- I have too! But what she wears does nothing for her figure.
It’s like she’s totally lost her way. She’s lost her sparkle.
If she wasn’t such a dick I’d feel sorry for her
 
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