MOD & FOD #35 Hiding out by the coast, luckily there’s old pics to roast

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Dogmuck said:
Hun, you don’t need eye lid lifter op, you’re beautiful inside and out, but a little botox and some fillers would work wonders and maybe we could work on removing one or two of those chins, your nose is great but I really think a little straightening would make all the difference. Obvs we couldn’t throw all that in for free but hun, you’ll be making so much money off your gold jackets that you’ll have paid off the surgery in no time. You know, self care is really important, you need to care about you hun. With these procedures your true beauty will shine out 😍. Just pop the extra £17k in my account and we can get this business of yours rolling. Exciting timez lovely 😍🥰😘💪
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I feel seen 💜 and part of something Big and really Real 💯. It's warm and fuzzy and frankly worth every penny. Let the good timez roll, I guarantee to bring in the big bucks... just applying for the 49% interest rate credit card right now, money will be transferred asap 🙌🏻🦩👌🏻
 
Continuing on house reno inspo.... I have been following House Lust on Instagram (mod & fod take note, THIS is how you renovate a house). So far so good, liking what she's doing. But then she put up this monstrosity this morning so now I think I'm going to have to unfollow.... And all gifted of course.
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Pocahontas said:
@Dogmuck, if that IS your real name, I have been following your posts closely these last few weeks and you are clearly a highly-skilled fraudster and con artist, preying on innocent women looking for a quick fix. Promising gold jackets, VIP membership, cosmetic surgery, using exhortation, asking for personal details and bank accounts ... I could go on.

I have you bang to rights! I just hope you know a good lawyer .... 😉
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Errr hun...pretty.damn.sure. YOU influenced me to buy a shark 🦈 - so don’t be coming up in my face about con artists. Hmmm indeed! That shark has done nothing but eat me out of house and home...only last night it took a chunk out of my neighbours dog...get a shark cleaner, it will change your life...right that fkr ain’t done one bit of cleaning since it’s been here!!!!

 
Dogmuck said:

Errr hun...pretty.damn.sure. YOU influenced me to buy a shark 🦈 - so don’t be coming up in my face about con artists. Hmmm indeed! That shark has done nothing but eat me out of house and home...only last night it took a chunk out of my neighbours dog...get a shark cleaner, it will change your life...right that fkr ain’t done one bit of cleaning since it’s been here!!!!

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Still waiting on my affiliate links to pay up for that shiz 😂
 
Plinkplonk said:
Continuing on house reno inspo.... I have been following House Lust on Instagram (mod & fod take note, THIS is how you renovate a house). So far so good, liking what she's doing. But then she put up this monstrosity this morning so now I think I'm going to have to unfollow.... And all gifted of course. View attachment 190406 q
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Oh god is this part of the nasty Burlington Bathroom drive that is currently on? Every.bastard.reno.account has been doing an add for THE most offensive toilets/sinks/bathrooms on earth. Check out the nasty floral one on three boys and a pink barfs 🤮 page. It’s like they want us to buy into the nastiest of designs because they are “quirky”. NO they are fexking horrid! You know the avocado bathroom suite is gonna be back soon, fast home fashion is so wrong! Nobody is gonna be able to live for more than 6 months with that loo, it already looks like the scene from Trainspotting 🤢🥴
 
Plinkplonk said:
Continuing on house reno inspo.... I have been following House Lust on Instagram (mod & fod take note, THIS is how you renovate a house). So far so good, liking what she's doing. But then she put up this monstrosity this morning so now I think I'm going to have to unfollow.... And all gifted of course. View attachment 190406 q
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There should be a 🤯 click for this stuff!
 
Dogmuck said:
Take cover everyone 🌂 ☂ it’s raining Chinese bots by the hundreds. They’ve only gone and hack hacked him again. Sweet Jesus I just watched him gain 200 in about 20 seconds. Back up to 965k we go
Figures at 2.15pm yesterday and figures just before midnight 🙈🙉🙊
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Hahahaha. What a loser. So anytime he goes near 960k he gets some new Chinese friends by the thousands.
 
Plinkplonk said:
Continuing on house reno inspo.... I have been following House Lust on Instagram (mod & fod take note, THIS is how you renovate a house). So far so good, liking what she's doing. But then she put up this monstrosity this morning so now I think I'm going to have to unfollow.... And all gifted of course. View attachment 190406 q
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That is hideous.

This may sound funny, but I have a toilet phobia. Certain toilets creep me out, and that one would really trigger me. I can't explain the phobia properly, but I do not like certain toilets or water levels. 🤣🤣
 
Plinkplonk said:
Continuing on house reno inspo.... I have been following House Lust on Instagram (mod & fod take note, THIS is how you renovate a house). So far so good, liking what she's doing. But then she put up this monstrosity this morning so now I think I'm going to have to unfollow.... And all gifted of course. View attachment 190406 q
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Jesus Christ imagine having a hangover chunder or a migraine 😳
 
Dogmuck said:
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Oh god is this part of the nasty Burlington Bathroom drive that is currently on? Every.bastard.reno.account has been doing an add for THE most offensive toilets/sinks/bathrooms on earth. Check out the nasty floral one on three boys and a pink barfs 🤮 page. It’s like they want us to buy into the nastiest of designs because they are “quirky”. NO they are fexking horrid! You know the avocado bathroom suite is gonna be back soon, fast home fashion is so wrong! Nobody is gonna be able to live for more than 6 months with that loo, it already looks like the scene from Trainspotting 🤢🥴
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See Sophie Robinson Interiors account too. She really irritates me. Tone deaf to her all her privileges
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Dogmuck said:
🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
Oh god is this part of the nasty Burlington Bathroom drive that is currently on? Every.bastard.reno.account has been doing an add for THE most offensive toilets/sinks/bathrooms on earth. Check out the nasty floral one on three boys and a pink barfs 🤮 page. It’s like they want us to buy into the nastiest of designs because they are “quirky”. NO they are fexking horrid! You know the avocado bathroom suite is gonna be back soon, fast home fashion is so wrong! Nobody is gonna be able to live for more than 6 months with that loo, it already looks like the scene from Trainspotting 🤢🥴
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I actually love the Confetti pink Burlington stuff but those tiles are repulsive. You couldn’t poop in that 🥴

Mustard said:
See Sophie Robinson Interiors account too. She really irritates me. Tone deaf to her all her privilegesView attachment 190466 q
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goodness gracious me - what year is it?
 
Plinkplonk said:
Continuing on house reno inspo.... I have been following House Lust on Instagram (mod & fod take note, THIS is how you renovate a house). So far so good, liking what she's doing. But then she put up this monstrosity this morning so now I think I'm going to have to unfollow.... And all gifted of course. View attachment 190406 q
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I can't deal with this. Reminds me of those helter sklter rides at the the fairground. It's dizzying.

What are those stains on the floor? :sick:
 
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