MOD & FOD #32 Herringbone, it’s Clem. I need new locks, the skeletons have escaped

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If she hadn't of fucked up she would have been on her third book right now, some more tacky jewellery that falls apart (yes I had one crap braclet from her range!), FOD would be banging on about how proud he is of MOD being a midwife in the middle of COVID .. everyone licking their arse!!

But no, they fucked it up and it's not going away. They need to leave social media for the sake of their kids. Isn't one of the girls on insta? She must follow her dad and see comments! Shameful.
 
LuBiLu said:
If you click on his followers, look at the top ones. All chinese. He is buying them.

HoH also has a lot of new chinese followers.
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I am loving the newest followers at the top thing. Looked this morning and thought ‘goodness, the youth of China have been drawn to you overnight, Simon’.

It doesn’t fool anyone at all, especially advertisers. Why bother?
 
I think they both need to do some deep soul searching, I think their addiction to Instagram is unhealthy and will if it’s to the detriment of their marriage and happiness it needs to be removed. Just go back to being regular joe and have private accounts for family and friends only, no house account, no Fod account. No more showing off to strangers, no more freebies. But maybe a shot at a mentally healthy life, it’s a no brainer. Knuckle down with work, accept it’s a very unstable time for most financially and count your lucky stars you both have jobs. Enjoy your beautiful girls and let them grow in safety of a private normal life. If they were looking at this situation from the outside as if it were happening to someone else, they would be saying the same thing.
 
ILoveUnicorns said:
I think they both need to do some deep soul searching, I think their addiction to Instagram is unhealthy and will if it’s to the detriment of their marriage and happiness it needs to be removed. Just go back to being regular joe and have private accounts for family and friends only, no house account, no Fod account. No more showing off to strangers, no more freebies. But maybe a shot at a mentally healthy life, it’s a no brainer. Knuckle down with work, accept it’s a very unstable time for most financially and count your lucky stars you both have jobs. Enjoy your beautiful girls and let them grow in safety of a private normal life. If they were looking at this situation from the outside as if it were happening to someone else, they would be saying the same thing.
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As per usual, their girls/cash cows are the victims of their greed.

Their eldest is in Instagram - she must be mortified by her parents.
 
ILoveUnicorns said:
I think they both need to do some deep soul searching, I think their addiction to Instagram is unhealthy and will if it’s to the detriment of their marriage and happiness it needs to be removed. Just go back to being regular joe and have private accounts for family and friends only, no house account, no Fod account. No more showing off to strangers, no more freebies. But maybe a shot at a mentally healthy life, it’s a no brainer. Knuckle down with work, accept it’s a very unstable time for most financially and count your lucky stars you both have jobs. Enjoy your beautiful girls and let them grow in safety of a private normal life. If they were looking at this situation from the outside as if it were happening to someone else, they would be saying the same thing.
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100% this.

Maybe they’re waiting for a TV company to offer to do a docuseries on them. The rise and fall of insta fame! (We could write it!)
 
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BingoWings said:
If she hadn't of fucked up she would have been on her third book right now, some more tacky jewellery that falls apart (yes I had one crap braclet from her range!), FOD would be banging on about how proud he is of MOD being a midwife in the middle of COVID .. everyone licking their arse!!

But no, they fucked it up and it's not going away. They need to leave social media for the sake of their kids. Isn't one of the girls on insta? She must follow her dad and see comments! Shameful.
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Isn't their eldest only 12, way too young to be looking at Instagram and to follow that stupid brainless, gormless knob she calls daddy.?
 
Affiliatemebaby said:
I am loving the newest followers at the top thing. Looked this morning and thought ‘goodness, the youth of China have been drawn to you overnight, Simon’.

It doesn’t fool anyone at all, especially advertisers. Why bother?
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I suspect he must have seen a bleeping mammoth fall and wants to remain in the range you can still round up to 1mil? Eg >=950k? Tbh I prefer foreign teens to the onces he organically acquires who leave vile comments like I miss [your toddler’s] face / bum (sorry to type that out - vile init, doesn’t bother him tho).

I agree there’s no bleeping point. Any non tit brand can look at their social blade for free and see it’s been in decline since before Alicegate and just wouldn’t, his agency probably don’t even have an up to date pitch deck for him anymore or include him on pitches to brands. They’re relying on charity at this point, like a free Ali express scatter cushion or a hapless small firm wanting to do the spindles.
 
I don’t think there’s any way that FOD will delete his account or even go private. I honestly think that before Alicegate, he was holding out for some kind of gig as a TV presenter. That was his next move after the books, ads etc. His IG is basically his showreel.

It’s actually quite sad and pathetic how he’s still holding on to his ‘fame’. There’s no way he’s going to be able to ride this one out. He must be fewmin’ at Clem (internally obviously, because she wears the ‘trouser’ in that particular dynamic). They almost had it all and she blew it, not just for her but him as well. They made it as a brand, and now they’re going down as one. If he had any friends, I’d suggest that they sat him down and told him that it’s over. No one is going to touch them after this and to use one of FOD’s word salad-y metaphors, they stink worse than a two week old fishfinger sandwich one of the twins accidentally stuffed down the back of the radiator. They’re done,
 
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