MOD & FOD #30 Comments from Yoda: A tw*t, you are

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Have you seen when someone asks where something is from and then they get a response saying ‘I’m not sure, I’ll go ask Clemmie’ 🤦🏼‍♀️ Reminds of a kid pretending to be someone else doing different voices. Imagine her sat there like ‘5 minutes would have been enough time for him to ask me, now I’ll reply’
 
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This account could be just what we need 😁, no doubt it’s Clemmie tapping away on her phone pretending to be Simon 😂😂

This is soooo hilarious to me, I take it back the Darlenes and Susans can't have him - my interest has been reignited! Simons whole schtick for YEARS was the hapless lad dad rolling his eyes at Clemmie's soft furnishing etc. Do his idiot followers have no memory at all?
 
They didn't even do the decorating themselves. In what way is this either a reno or their work? FFS

Right?! Like I took a look at the accounts dogmuck recommended and their houses are FAR more impressive, but interestingly they actually get involved in the work?

One of them had jet washed her patio, you couldn’t imagine either of those two out in the dump yard garden bothering to make it nice, they’d sooner wait for a poor tradesman to come over and do it for free 😫
 
looool it’ll paint itself onto your walls, hang up some overpriced prints on itself and cooks you dinner.

Unfortunate known side effects are: it makes you unable to pluralise footwear, causes excessive teeth and lip smacking & also you’re a bit racist.
On a more practical level, the paints are really thin and really hard to paint with, why not just take the colours and get them at dulux colour match? Those paint tins are only about prestige and presenting to the world you are holier then thou.
 
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