MOD & FOD #30 Comments from Yoda: A tw*t, you are

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PoorPatrol said:
That’s exactly what I thought! Erm, I can’t see the twin’s face that I’ve seen a million times, can see her nipple though, in her bed! Even the thing saying they’re nervous, what we all need to know your children’s’ innermost worries do we? They’re disgusting cunts for parents. Those poor kids.
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Looking at some of FODs more recent posts and the Children’s faces are now regularly covered. So we've gone from potty shots to finally hiding their faces... very strange. (although we haven't seen oldest daughter in a good while so may she is the force in encouraging her parents, and I say parents as we know it's Clemmie behind house of Horrors, in hiding her younger siblings faces?)
 
You lot are doing me in! 😂This new account of Clemmie’s is hate-watching GOLD, and any post that’s missing out on a caption of 8000 metaphors and innuendos simply cannot be Slymon. We know it’s you Clembot. We know. Come over to the dark side, join us in the fight against the tyranny of Slymon’s grade A twattishness. It doesn’t have to be this way.... we’re here.... always.... <insert creepy face of choice> 🤓
 
Dogmuck said:
While we’ve been chatting, cats, cheese and Reno’s that sneaky little funker Sly has been keeping the huns entertained with a dead interesting post about Lego. He can’t understand why he loved it from 6-12 but his 4 year old girls and his other girls don’t love it...but no fear he got some cerrrwayzy metaphors in! Zzzz 🙄

Also 7 days, 7 bastard days he’s held on to 967k! Those bots will be leaving soon thank jebus
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I wanted to write one last comment with texashun (only Clemmie has blocked me. Simon hasn't yet) but the post was so boring that I couldn't come up with anything. I guess the ship has sailed (any bets how long it will take until they block me now?). I need a trigger warning for cheese. Am allergic too dairy and can't eat cheese anymore 😭😭💔.
 
Tattlingpineapple said:
Darlene from Wisconsin should also have an Instagram account.
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Bring her to life!

blurstoftimes said:
I see Simon has incorporated the old 'lego really hurts for parents to stand on' classic into his stand up routine. Always providing that fresh, edgy and original content. Darlene in Wisconsin must be keeping her hubby awake trying to repress her silent laughing in bed.
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He’s always so OFF trend.
Gah his frown face. Staged photos are so bleurgh.
 
I still can't get over how they expect anyone with more than one brain cell to believe that this separate interiors account is wholly driven and managed by Simon. Just how oblivious are this prevaricating, delusional pair to think that this ridiculous premise would appear even a tiny bit genuine? :LOL:
 
Clemmie: Siiiiiimon, all the other reno accounts have loads of plants and I WANT plants too {stamps boot}

Simon: Don’t worry Clemmiebobs, I’ll simply just type in Instagram search
P (puh) L (ler) A (ah) N (nuh) T (tuh) and voila - then I’ll just go, follow follow follow follow follow. Right, that’s some plant companies we can get some freebees off. I’ll contact them in the morning.
 

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Dogmuck said:
Clemmie: Siiiiiimon, all the other reno accounts have loads of plants and I WANT plants too {stamps boot}

Simon: Don’t worry Clemmiebobs, I’ll simply just type in Instagram search
P (puh) L (ler) A (ah) N (nuh) T (tuh) and voila - then I’ll just go, follow follow follow follow follow. Right, that’s some plant companies we can get some freebees off. I’ll contact them in the morning.
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I saw Clemmie in MarMar once, I hope she doesn’t tap them up for freebies cos they are a tiny shop that I love!
 
Fancy having the cheek to go around with your begging bowl out for stuff for your house. I’d sooner just pay for a few bleeping plants or the coffee machine than have to do all of this? 😂 They must be as hard up as Candice B Jesus Christ.

They’re also both actually thick and whilst they’ve got a great track record of grabbing, don’t fundamentally understand the industry they operate in? Marketing budgets died pre covid. Paid search will be the first channel retailers turn back on when they start seeing recovery / warehouse capacity can increase tbh, it’s the most effective & measurable (therefore justifiable to the powers that be). I think influencer campaigns will take a good year+ to recover, and that’s if there’s the appetite for them - there’s been a LOT of backlash.

I rly hope after covid brands decide to re allocate spend to corp social responsibility projects rather than lining these lot’s pockets tbh. I’d happily pay more for products, or add on a £X donation voucher to an order, to co fund products for shelters or care homes etc.
 
Dogmuck said:
Good luck with your exams. Any chance you could specialise in plastic surgery cos I know a face that could a good bit of plastic surgery and is prepared to wait and is also prepared to be your first guinea pig - plus then we could like see each other for like days (it needs a lot of work that face) and hang out, maybe invite @Pocahontas over for a mad cheese party and you’d have all the knives for cheese so we’d be good. I think it could be an option. I asked my nephew to do this...he also became a GP because he said...I want to work 3 days a week! Bastard doesn’t care about my wrinkles!

I liked the horses head in the Fodfather...does that count?

@Pocahontas - Rhonda pearlman 😮 do you know me? 😂😂😂
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When I read the first few lines of this I thought you were referring to FOD needing plastic surgery 😂 but maybe those lines are too deep! I thought you meant he’d be a guinea pig if it was gifted! 😂
 
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