MOD & FOD #23 He's going doooooowwwn, he's yelling vulvaaaa

[PoorPatrol]

I think he'd love to get the virus, he could be a talking head on the news and gain loads of fllwers.

I bet he volunteered to go to Asia and has been scouring the streets of Manila to find people from Wuhan to spit in his face

Oh god, he’ll find a way to turn that into one of his soft porn-style captions: #gifted loads of you asked what does a FOD do when a petit Asian lady pins him down and spits on him? #hygeen #businessclass #coronanolime

 

[Yel]

I probably shouldn't be giving him ideas, but the only way to make the dental masks he stocked up on a tiny bit more effective is to add a pad. We all know how much he loves any excuse to take photos with period paraphernalia.

 

[houseofhoop]

Oh god, he’ll find a way to turn that into one of his soft porn-style captions: #gifted loads of you asked what does a FOD do when a petit Asian lady pins him down and spits on him? #hygeen #businessclass #coronanolime

Oh that’s bile inducing

 

[Dogmuck]

No that’s weirdly hilarious! I read it in a sort of Russian cyborg voice in my head

Thank god it’s not just me Cheers Pp - now I’m reading it in Russian bot

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

I probably shouldn't be giving him ideas, but the only way to make the dental masks he stocked up on a tiny bit more effective is to add a pad. We all know how much he loves any excuse to take photos with period paraphernalia.

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*Clemmie wonders where her moon cup went*

 

[Cabbagepatch]

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I think it was @prettyvacant who suggested that maybe his colleagues are as sick of him as we are.

I think he'd love to get the virus, he could be a talking head on the news and gain loads of fllwers.

I bet he volunteered to go to Asia and has been scouring the streets of Manila to find people from Wuhan to spit in his face

Full circle back to Alan. As always.

 

[Borntorun]

Thread title suggestion...

Dodgy advice in his corona virus mask, is deleting your account too much to ask?!

 

[Heyjude]

Title thread... how about.... Sly’s escaped the Vaginas and he’s off to Manila, he’s got his mask cos the virus is a killer!

 

[BingoWings]

I'm looking forward to a new thread... the amount of times I've sung this one out loud I really extend the aaaaaaa at the end

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

He’s only got 100 odd followers left til we tip into the the decade if u will, the 1980s. What a little Friday treat!

We’re also entering yet another new month without sponcon :’)

 

[Kutikuti]

You’re pointless and he is a father has to be the next thread title!

Surely this should be the next thread title It has 65 likes

 

[Dogmuck]

Surely this should be the next thread title It has 65 likes

69 to be fair (and such a naughty number)

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Celebs Should Instagram Themselves Washing Their Hands Instead

Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, and Bella Hadid have all posted coronavirus mask selfies.

www.thecut.com

 

[Lou1s5]

I think it was @prettyvacant who suggested that maybe his colleagues are as sick of him as we are.



Full circle back to Alan. As always.

This is just the BEST.

new thread title
Kiss my face, I’m your father.

 

[Dogmuck]

Surely this should be the next thread title It has 65 likes

This one has to win because RULES

 

[bobbyblue]

69 to be fair (and such a naughty number)

Is that you FOD?!

 

[Dogmuck]

Is that you FOD?!

Penis- what me - cock - no never - willy. I’m just dogmuck vagina

 

[bobbyblue]

I've actually hurt myself laughing as I catch up on this thread. Excellent work guys.


YOU ARE ALL POINTLESS

 

[PoorPatrol]

Title thread... how about.... Sly’s escaped the Vaginas and he’s off to Manila, he’s got his mask cos the virus is a killer!

Poetry

 

[dragonsden62]

I probably shouldn't be giving him ideas, but the only way to make the dental masks he stocked up on a tiny bit more effective is to add a pad. We all know how much he loves any excuse to take photos with period paraphernalia.

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Omg if I see him with a ‘body form’ pad pressed against his lips or two tampons up his nose