MOD & FOD #17 Eat, Sleep, Deactivate, Repeat.

[blurstoftimes]

They’ve been carefully planning this for months haven’t they. It’s so pathetic it makes me die a bit inside!

 

[poopypants]

Ah she’s creeping back in, Operation Rehabilitate MOD has begun...

 

[Potatohead]

They ll be a post by the end of today with a pic of her and fam around the tree. Mark my words.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Yeah hopefully no one will be posting now about how they reckon she’s crying herself to sleep with shame and feeling ostracised from society and that he hates her and Is ‘distancing’ himself from her blah blah blah rather than their master plan to slowly very slowly re-introduce her into stories, a mention here and there, a disembodied voice then with badly straightened hair and her pesky fringe contained putting stuff in the oven and playing hostess

She looks so unhappy in that photo. Her smile looks pasted on.

 

[Lumpfish]

Even her sister is getting in on the #clemmiescomeback act

 

[ImNotHere]

And no surprise this is on stories so it can’t be commented on.

 

[Kutikuti]

Even her sister is getting in on the #clemmiescomeback act

Her dress is awful!

 

[LifeOfRiley]

If the event was so good there would not be a whole run of scripted photos. The best party I went to a few Christmas’ ago - we had not a single picture between the 38 of us. But we reference it all the time.

All that effort with the pictures and then the Telegraph upstage them

Imagine the conversation today.....oh I can’t breathe

 

[Boredofads]

They’ve been carefully planning this for months haven’t they. It’s so pathetic it makes me die a bit inside!

Yes yes yes - you are so right!!! It’s all been so carefully curated by the pr - “lie low Clemmie them lets do a “Christmas miracle” appearance”

 

[Ajtw09]

Are those #gifted McCain roast potatoes she’s getting out of the oven?

 

[PeppaFrances]

Yes yes yes - you are so right!!! It’s all been so carefully curated by the pr - “lie low Clemmie them lets do a “Christmas miracle” appearance”

I told you last week, they're working with a PR firm to plan her come back. I'm sick to my stomach to see her arrogant face again.

 

[GreyWolf]

Why oh why is her comeback photo this

Her teeth
These 2 are so so awful.

 

[houseofhoop]

Imagine going to their Christmas party. What could you possibly say to them. How do you address that situation as neighbour. So weird.

Even her sister is getting in on the #clemmiescomeback act

ha told you there would be a picture of the guest. hi simon!

 

[Lou1s5]

She’s put on weight. I think she’s been shame eating.

I mean hush my mouth but she looks really bad, like someone who has been told that mustard yellow is IN and so is tiger print. It’s so IN and TRENDY.Amd then she scrapes back her fringe and looks like that.

She is just getting it wrong On so many counts. The telegraph piece was a bleeping gift. Thank you!

 

[AutumnDays]

The Telegraph article was spot on. Clemmie looks quite nervous in those clips I think, especially when Simon was talking to her when she was at the oven, she didn’t know what to say.

 

[elloelloello]

FOD is such a flemwad

 

[Chablis1]

Oh, I’ve just had a post deleted. Because I agreed with something rather than giving a reaction, apparently. This is all new to me. If I agree with something am I supposed to just ‘like’ it?

 

[Acorncollecter]

She looks old.

 

[Twittrerisyouroffice]

Oh god, those stories made me cringe with second-hand embarrassment. It all looked so forced and unfeeling. Her looking proud of a very mediocre, sparse buffet, her fake smiles, him wandering round filming kids while adults party (so creepy). It's just so pathetic, if they hadn't sold their kids' futures for a gifted reno, I'd almost feel sorry for them.

 

[Clemmieinwonderlust]

Next time she needs to use an alias she should go with colonel mustard (dreadful outfit)