Skills needed to be a top Instagram hun:
- Have one brain cell
- Be lazy as fuk
- Edit your photos badly
- Say how busy you are several times a day whilst doing absolutely fuk all
- Minimum 200+ stories a day
- Weekly troll rant
- Be up other blue tickers arses by telling them how much you love them even though you’ve never met them
- Pimp your kids out as much as possible. Getting the most degrading pictures of them in the bath or on the toilet for example gives you extra Instagram points
- Jump on bandwagons as much as possible to make it look like you read the news