Michael & Dave Kay #11 Have a MAGAical Day

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teddi barra said:
I'm sorry but how has Michael NOT been to Kennedy Space Center yet... That boggles my mind because that is something he is totally interested in. I used to watch Michael before he moved to FL, but once he moved here I stopped watching him... Does anyone know if he's ever caught a rocket launch yet? I live almost 1.5 hrs south of Cape Canaveral and can see rocket launches from here while I'm at work. I feel like he could contribute some good content if he ACTUALLY tried to soak in everything this State offers him and not just Disney.
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I honestly don't think he has the personality to be any more popular than he is. Regardless of what he does. He would have to completely overhaul the way he is as a person. He's narcissistic, dishonest, lazy, and refuses to accept constructive criticism. Which is crucial when it comes to improving at anything in life. When you're universally disliked by a wide range of people and you continue to blame them instead of looking at yourself, you will never improve yourself. Every single person cites the same reasons to why they ended up switching from a follower and ending up here. Most if not all of us were followers of Michael in the beginning.
I think all of us here are the type of people who don't blow sunshine up people's asses. We don't look at the world through rose colored glasses. We live in the real world and that's to scary for Mikey. He'd rather surround himself with fake people who pretend everything is great and trying your best is good enough even if you suck. Those are the type of people who give trophies to the kid who came in last place and says winning doesn't matter. Instead of trying to motivate someone to become a better, they celebrate mediocrity. It's a microcosm of what's going on in the country as a whole.
Unless he can do a 180 on himself as a whole, this is as far as he's going to get. He can throw whatever he wants at the wall, none of it will ever stick. He'll go on and on blaming the wall for it not sticking. But we all know it's the person throwing that's the problem. He's a great case study. All he had to do was engage his audience and we would have guided him to success. Instead him and the members of the moo moo mafia decided that they knew better and this is what he gets. Honesty and transparency would go a long to turning his channel around. Does anyone think he has it in him? I don't.
And Dave is just an idiotic lost asshole. 🤣.

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It's the reality of it that's haunting.
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Why does he look like he just smelled the worst fart in history?
 
I agree with your assessment of Michael. But the bottom line is that all of those character traits wouldn't matter if Michael was handsome. I'm talking classically handsome, not his mother says he's handsome. Men don't want to be him and women don't want to be with him. He could never get a job on TV in a market larger than Dubuque.
 
Its Got Flavur said:
I agree with your assessment of Michael. But the bottom line is that all of those character traits wouldn't matter if Michael was handsome. I'm talking classically handsome, not his mother says he's handsome. Men don't want to be him and women don't want to be with him. He could never get a job on TV in a market larger than Dubuque.
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I sort of agree with that. However, when he first came to Florida and started phoning it in he still only had one neck and was like decent looking. I think the downfall of his channel started prior to him acquiring a few extra necks, which didn't help the situation.

Also when you do creepy behavior like film yourself in a bathtub or WAKE YOUR SISTER UP WEARING ONLY A TOWEL, it doesn't matter if you look like Brad Pitt, you're creepy.
 
Its Got Flavur said:
I agree with your assessment of Michael. But the bottom line is that all of those character traits wouldn't matter if Michael was handsome. I'm talking classically handsome, not his mother says he's handsome. Men don't want to be him and women don't want to be with him. He could never get a job on TV in a market larger than Dubuque.
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In my opinion, at this point, Michael will never go much further. If you look at his subscribers vs his viewed videos, only about 5-10% of the people who have at one point subscribed, actually bother to watch his videos on a regular basis. I also assume that the number of people on here that watch just to see the next failed attempt are equal in number to the many others who haven't found Tattle but do as well. Nothing he produces is educational in a timely manner. He is no longer motivated to 'be one of the first' to see and do anything new at WDW and that's what people want. I love how Nate has set up a schedule to cover each park each month with the plan to show what's happening now. It's great for people who are planning trips. He also seems genuinely happy to be on property. Whereas Michael is obviously going through the motion. If he were to regain his enthusiasm- not that squealing crap- but genuine joy of being there and covering the newest WDW happenings, he might could grow some. I honestly think his heart isn't in it and if you're heart isn't in something, it will always fail.
 
There is so much trouble in the Patreon group. Rumor has it Theresa is flying away,I mean would anyone miss her 🤮 Jackie is just a mess playing a “I’m so hurt mess”, and if not for her hard on for “David” coupled with no life, Kelly would be long gone. Everyone agrees his content is tit. He’s a liar and his days of these ladies, aside from Claire paying for it all are coming to an end. I told my wife, y’all can’t maintain this friendship because all I hear is you gossiping with your “friends”, a lot of bonding went on with this group, that’s true, but peeling back the onion, man they really are ruthless with each other. It’s unanimous that Meg has to shut up and shave down her videos, this I hear often. It’s crazy how much they gossip about eachother. Claire’s absence from her home and the matching tattoos that was shelved. Ya it is deep this group. Wife cries about it, I tell her just keep on your happy face. Michelle is a point of contention too, do these idiots really think anyone cares if she is on video or not? The secrecy is about to cost him a lot.
 
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This is a terrible thumbnail. If I wasn't a theme park and Star Wars nerd I wouldn't know what the hell this is.
Something that looks like an old intercom is not a cool thumbnail. The "mystery" of what it is isn't getting people to watch.

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Also, Dave you sloppy cropping in a short part of a video you already put out isn't a good short and the views reflect that.
 
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roskinlane said:
There is so much trouble in the Patreon group. Rumor has it Theresa is flying away,I mean would anyone miss her 🤮 Jackie is just a mess playing a “I’m so hurt mess”, and if not for her hard on for “David” coupled with no life, Kelly would be long gone. Everyone agrees his content is tit. He’s a liar and his days of these ladies, aside from Claire paying for it all are coming to an end. I told my wife, y’all can’t maintain this friendship because all I hear is you gossiping with your “friends”, a lot of bonding went on with this group, that’s true, but peeling back the onion, man they really are ruthless with each other. It’s unanimous that Meg has to shut up and shave down her videos, this I hear often. It’s crazy how much they gossip about eachother. Claire’s absence from her home and the matching tattoos that was shelved. Ya it is deep this group. Wife cries about it, I tell her just keep on your happy face. Michelle is a point of contention too, do these idiots really think anyone cares if she is on video or not? The secrecy is about to cost him a lot.
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Ok we need more info please. Why is Theresa leaving the group. Why is Jackie hurt and please tell us more about the matching tattoos story for Claire. More on Meg too—I don’t watch her videos is she a patreon for Michael too?
 
We'll See TBD said:
View attachment 1524170 qThis is a terrible thumbnail. If I wasn't a theme park and Star Wars nerd I wouldn't know what the hell this is.
Something that looks like an old intercom is not a cool thumbnail. The "mystery" of what it is isn't getting people to watch.

View attachment 1524210 qAlso, Dave you sloppy cropping in a short part of a video you already put out isn't a good short and the views reflect that.
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That salad is so beautiful I can only show you a little sliver of it.
 
Just watched my boy Mikey. He goes to the brown derby and is disappointed they got rid of the burger (me too it was excellent) gets cob salad and a dessert, he likes both. Prior to being seated he finger fucks merchandise. I love the chin, fans and necklace.


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next we are off to slinky dog dash and he squeals like a child. Then he plays the bounty hunter game in galaxies edge where he admits to doing no research. You can see momma Jane in the reflection—short shorts in my opinion, she’s 58 for Christ sake.

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Mikes goiter is alive and well.

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he rides rockin roller coaster and leaves. That is all.
 
Claude4 said:
Just watched my boy Mikey. He goes to the brown derby and is disappointed they got rid of the burger (me too it was excellent) gets cob salad and a dessert, he likes both. Prior to being seated he finger fucks merchandise. I love the chin, fans and necklace.


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next we are off to slinky dog dash and he squeals like a child. Then he plays the bounty hunter game in galaxies edge where he admits to doing no research. You can see momma Jane in the reflection—short shorts in my opinion, she’s 58 for Christ sake.

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Mikes goiter is alive and well.

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he rides rockin roller coaster and leaves. That is all.
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I watched it first thing this morning and couldn't come up with anything funny to say about it. The video was that bad. You did a great job summarizing. Nice catch on Momma Kay too!!! Yup, that sure looks like her. Short, shorts and all!

Michael was like a deflated balloon in today's edition. The hamburger thing really brought him down. He tried to charge back up with the fake "WHOOOOS" on the Slinky Dog roller coaster, but went back down in the dumps when he couldn't figure out the bounty hunter game.

I don't think he even recorded the last ride (Rockin' Roller Coaster)?

Poor Mike. He's bummed...
 
CMDisney said:
I watched it first thing this morning and couldn't come up with anything funny to say about it. The video was that bad. You did a great job summarizing. Nice catch on Momma Kay too!!! Yup, that sure looks like her. Short, shorts and all!

Michael was like a deflated balloon in today's edition. The hamburger thing really brought him down. He tried to charge back up with the fake "WHOOOOS" on the Slinky Dog roller coaster, but went back down in the dumps when he couldn't figure out the bounty hunter game.

I don't think he even recorded the last ride (Rockin' Roller Coaster)?

Poor Mike. He's bummed...
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Looks like his channel is beginning it's final phase. Like a dying star, he's already expanded to 3 times his normal size. (The red giant phase). And under the crushing weight of his monumental ignorance he's slowly collapsing in on himself. We'll get one last push from him but at this point it's too late. There's no moo moo mafia left acting like fusion at the core. Furiously working on deleting comments to control his poorly manufactured image and ousting anyone who dare challenges their leader. Like nuclear fission tearing apart atoms and keeping them from multiplying. Finally he'll explode into a massive tit supernova in all directions. Just like he tried to take his channel in all directions. In the end he'll be nothing more than a faint memory as he bobs about in the emptiness of space like he used to bob shirtless in the resort pools. (The white dwarf phase). Luckily everyone else has managed to keep a safe distance from him so he won't create a black hole sucking other vloggers into the void with him. It's quite poetic if I say so myself. I believe we're witnessing the last days ladies and gentlemen. Pretty soon all we'll have to talk is Dave. ☹️. Talk about a black hole. At least we'll have plenty of shirtless pics of our hero thanks to Claude's diligent work. I'm not an astrophysicist so forgive me if I got some parts wrong. 🤣🤣. Feel free to correct my analogy if needed. I won't delete the constructive criticism. 🤣

peteykirch said:
Mikey never needed the neck fans when he was visiting from MD.

I get he gained about 60lbs but he should have acclimated better to the weather since he became a FLORIDA RESIDENT.
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He didn't have 4 necks crammed together insulated by a thick layer of burger grease and milkshakes.
 
roskinlane said:
There is so much trouble in the Patreon group. Rumor has it Theresa is flying away,I mean would anyone miss her 🤮 Jackie is just a mess playing a “I’m so hurt mess”, and if not for her hard on for “David” coupled with no life, Kelly would be long gone. Everyone agrees his content is tit. He’s a liar and his days of these ladies, aside from Claire paying for it all are coming to an end. I told my wife, y’all can’t maintain this friendship because all I hear is you gossiping with your “friends”, a lot of bonding went on with this group, that’s true, but peeling back the onion, man they really are ruthless with each other. It’s unanimous that Meg has to shut up and shave down her videos, this I hear often. It’s crazy how much they gossip about eachother. Claire’s absence from her home and the matching tattoos that was shelved. Ya it is deep this group. Wife cries about it, I tell her just keep on your happy face. Michelle is a point of contention too, do these idiots really think anyone cares if she is on video or not? The secrecy is about to cost him a lot.
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Thanks for the info. So what do the patreon cows really think when they see their money go to endless green screen crap videos, painfully boring and worthless 3 day cruises(non Disney as well), misinformed “resort tours” and generally Mike’s day to day living expenses? Is this what they wanted? He rarely goes to the parks, or anywhere for that matter. We all know his channel is a train wreck but we are not paying for it.
 
Jw0082 said:
Looks like his channel is beginning it's final phase. Like a dying star, he's already expanded to 3 times his normal size. (The red giant phase). And under the crushing weight of his monumental ignorance he's slowly collapsing in on himself. We'll get one last push from him but at this point it's too late. There's no moo moo mafia left acting like fusion at the core. Furiously working on deleting comments to control his poorly manufactured image and ousting anyone who dare challenges their leader. Like nuclear fission tearing apart atoms and keeping them from multiplying. Finally he'll explode into a massive tit supernova in all directions. Just like he tried to take his channel in all directions. In the end he'll be nothing more than a faint memory as he bobs about in the emptiness of space like he used to bob shirtless in the resort pools. (The white dwarf phase). Luckily everyone else has managed to keep a safe distance from him so he won't create a black hole sucking other vloggers into the void with him. It's quite poetic if I say so myself. I believe we're witnessing the last days ladies and gentlemen. Pretty soon all we'll have to talk is Dave. ☹. Talk about a black hole. At least we'll have plenty of shirtless pics of our hero thanks to Claude's diligent work. I'm not an astrophysicist so forgive me if I got some parts wrong. 🤣🤣. Feel free to correct my analogy if needed. I won't delete the constructive criticism. 🤣


He didn't have 4 necks crammed together insulated by a thick layer of burger grease and milkshakes.
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Ha ha. Very accurate. I’m an amateur astronomer and I’ve taken 4 online courses on Astro physics from the Australian National University with Dr Brian Schmidt who is a Nobel laureate. The majority of stars are binary. Thank god there is only one Michael.
 
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