Michael & Dave Kay #10 Bitter...Party of One

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Jeez... What tools.

Is Michael's pendant a shark's tooth?

That poor medium-sized shirt. That turkey leg is having a rough morning...

Better make some coffee before watching the two-ring circus. 🤡🤡

Checked the Urban Dictionary for "turkey leg."

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What's a turkey neck? Holding up loose ball skin? 🤣

Looks like a shark tooth necklace that peaked in 1998.
Next video he'll show up with frosted tips. 🤣
 
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100% chance someone confuses Mikey as the Dad at this table. He easily looks 20 years older than Dave


Wow, he’s aged so much lately

What's a turkey neck? Holding up loose ball skin? 🤣


Next video he'll show up with frosted tips. 🤣


Next he’ll be buying tickets to a Kid Rock concert 😂🤣 I thought it was a guitar necklace from that store outside Rockin Roller coaster.
 
I miss his dedication. He even made Pegasus a matching costume 😭
 

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Credit to Stuart Smalley (referenced in an earlier comment, props again):

Michael and Dave Kay #11: I'm in a shame spiral

Michael and Dave Kay #11: I need a checkup from the neck(s) up

Michael and Dave Kay #11: I don't know what I'm doing. They're gonna cancel the show. I'm gonna die homeless and penniless and twenty pounds overweight and no one will ever love me
 
The first time we met Dave, we thought he was gay and we're a gay couple so we feel like we have an accurate gaydar. We figured that may have been why Michael had 'not seen him in a few years' the first time we saw him in that family Disney cruise video- he had been estranged for coming out. It's always intetesting how nobody ever asks about his dad. People commented and gave lots of praise when he did cruise and park videos with him, but nobody in his inner circle seems to question or find it strange that he's never around or even mentioned anymore. That was one of the things that got me researching Michael- finding out Kay wasn't his real name then finding out all kinds of things he avoids being honest about.
 
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