Michael and Dave Kay #14 I give up, enjoy my awful personality!

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Bruceman said:
“Heeeey everyone here we are at the courthouse! We’re gonna try all the stale coffees we can get here while we wait in line for a name change!”
*later*
”That… Wow. You know me, I’ll tell you how it is. That. Is the best ride in Florida. Flights of Pandora. Guardians. No. Nope. No. Having your name changed so you pretend your father doesn’t exist.”
*Begins happy crying while David just randomly shows up in the background and makes a face.*
”Well thats all the time we have here at the courthouse! We’ll come back, we only saw a little bit, but we’ll come back. Have a magical daaaaaayuuuh.”
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Also for those worried about no more Michael… I mean there’s Chat GPT doing a remarkable job. Look at this adventure it came up with. I almost choked from laughing at the second to last paragraph:

“
Hey everyone, it's Michael Kay and I'm here at Animal Kingdom, eagerly awaiting the park to open. It's currently 4am and I've been sitting here on the ground for a while, just enjoying the peacefulness of the morning.

As you can see, it's still dark out and the park won't be opening for several hours. But that's okay, because I'm here to soak in the Disney magic, no matter what time it is.

A security guard just came up to me and asked if I needed any help. I thanked him for checking in, but assured him that I'm just enjoying the atmosphere and the anticipation of the day ahead.

I know some people might think it's crazy to wake up so early and wait for hours for the park to open, but to me, it's just part of the experience. There's something so special about being the first one in the park and experiencing everything before the crowds arrive.

So, if you're ever at Animal Kingdom and you see someone sitting on the ground in the early morning hours, don't worry, it's probably just me, soaking up the Disney magic and eagerly awaiting the start of a new day.

Thanks for watching, and as always, have a magical daaaaayyyuuh!”
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Here’s chat gpt’s version of his wedding:

It's Michael Kay's wedding day, and he's cruising around on an electric scooter, vlogging the whole thing for his YouTube channel. He's beaming with excitement, even though his father isn't there and his guests are more focused on getting good footage than on enjoying the ceremony.

Michael is marrying a doctor, and she's asked him to take her name instead. As the ceremony begins, he spots his bride walking down the aisle. But to his surprise, she's wearing a Minnie Mouse costume! Michael can hardly contain his excitement as the couple exchanges vows.

As the newlyweds ride off into the sunset (or in this case, into the parking lot), Michael looks back at the camera and says, "Well, that was magical. Thank you all for joining us on this journey. Have a magical daaaaayuuuh!" And with that, he zooms off into the distance, ready for his next adventure.
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The question is what will be the best coffee on propert (at the courthouse)?
 
Bruceman said:
Here’s chat gpt’s version of his wedding:

It's Michael Kay's wedding day, and he's cruising around on an electric scooter, vlogging the whole thing for his YouTube channel. He's beaming with excitement, even though his father isn't there and his guests are more focused on getting good footage than on enjoying the ceremony.

Michael is marrying a doctor, and she's asked him to take her name instead. As the ceremony begins, he spots his bride walking down the aisle. But to his surprise, she's wearing a Minnie Mouse costume! Michael can hardly contain his excitement as the couple exchanges vows.

As the newlyweds ride off into the sunset (or in this case, into the parking lot), Michael looks back at the camera and says, "Well, that was magical. Thank you all for joining us on this journey. Have a magical daaaaayuuuh!" And with that, he zooms off into the distance, ready for his next adventure.
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So, when he carries her over the threshold after the wedding, is he going to make her sit in the basket of his scooter?
 
Nate's Top Button said:
So, when he carries her over the threshold after the wedding, is he going to make her sit in the basket of his scooter?
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“Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

“YOU KNOW I DOOOOOO!!!!”
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Claude4 said:
He cashed in some gift cards to pay for this.
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Could I get off my lazy ass and show up for this?

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Michael reviews the new Roundup Rodeo BBQ restaurant in Toy Story land. It looks like he’s with Michelle but we see no faces. Here are some highlights:

BBQ sauces—classic taste like pickles? Spicy and sweet were good
biscuits were good need sauces, three salads were “ok” not incredible, his specialty drink (made for children) was nothing he’d go out of his way for, the main course was “intensely cooked” they need less temperature or less time. He calls it kielbasa but the menu says pork sausage—“dry, very cooked” ribs were not amazing and tough, chicken was tender but no flavor, he said the “mashed potatoes” which were actually tatter tots had …..you guessed it Old Bay seasoning. The fried pickle was just a pickle that had been fried…he said that. Overall was ok but nothing he’d go out of his way for. Then he got dessert and he came all over himself, you know because of sugar. That is all.
 
I tried to watch his video today, and even without his face, it's bad. It's obvious that he is riding the scooter through the park, however he was clearly walking into the restaurant.

I did wonder how he was able to walk so far inside the restaurant without pain? Oh my, he is so brave. The CM who seated them gave a "grand tour" "the scenic route" and "the loop" before reaching their table. The pain must have been excruciating!
 
TheNextStacey said:
I tried to watch his video today, and even without his face, it's bad. It's obvious that he is riding the scooter through the park, however he was clearly walking into the restaurant.

I did wonder how he was able to walk so far inside the restaurant without pain? Oh my, he is so brave. The CM who seated them gave a "grand tour" "the scenic route" and "the loop" before reaching their table. The pain must have been excruciating!
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I wondered if the CM purposely made him take the "scenic route" through the restaurant knowing who he was.
 
Claude4 said:
Michael reviews the new Roundup Rodeo BBQ restaurant in Toy Story land. It looks like he’s with Michelle but we see no faces. Here are some highlights:

BBQ sauces—classic taste like pickles? Spicy and sweet were good
biscuits were good need sauces, three salads were “ok” not incredible, his specialty drink (made for children) was nothing he’d go out of his way for, the main course was “intensely cooked” they need less temperature or less time. He calls it kielbasa but the menu says pork sausage—“dry, very cooked” ribs were not amazing and tough, chicken was tender but no flavor, he said the “mashed potatoes” which were actually tatter tots had …..you guessed it Old Bay seasoning. The fried pickle was just a pickle that had been fried…he said that. Overall was ok but nothing he’d go out of his way for. Then he got dessert and he came all over himself, you know because of sugar. That is all.
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Classic Michael. From "intensely flavored," which used to be a food goal for him ( he'd often complain flavor wasn't strong enough), to a pickle that's fried versus a fried pickle. Apparently it's not a fried pickle unless it's in chip form. And of course when he liked a flavor he suspected Old Bay seasoning. What a tool! 😂

And who was with him? Was that Dr. Princess?
 
Michael at the new, loudly themed toystoryland restaurant:
Michael's biscuit had a wheat flavor? did he say that? I couldn't back up to rewatch, just couldn't do it. My last comment included his comment that the bread flavor in his sandwich was not strong enough. Michael has found his new niche, wheat. I have never seen another vlogger review wheat!!
He's cracked it!!!!

Michelle or girlfriend was playfully pulling his desserts away from him while he was recording his review. Michael was a consummate pro, he did not miss a beat. Best part of the video.

Michael's review of the restaurant improved quite a bit based upon three small desert cups. His food reviews are not those of an adult.
I'm sad that I watched. I am filled regret and remorse. I think I need an exorcism.
 
Holy shoot.

Haven't been around since early February, so I had a LOT to catch up on. Well....I expected there to be a bunch to catch up on anyway.

I can't believe that in 6 weeks, there is pretty much no updates with Dave. None. I did check out his Instagram which is mainly just food videos. I suspect there may be a lady in his life. It also makes me wonder if part of his move had to do with moving closer to a certain lady. And once it crashes and burns....we may see Dave moving somewhere else, who knows.

As for Michael's name change....I really don't think Doctor Princess would be too keen on taking the name Kay, as she clearly wants to put distance between them and the Youtube channel. So, I don't think Michael would be changing his name to match his online persona. Even if Dr Princess doesn't take his name....which I believe she probably would. I could see him going with Adler. It does double duty in distancing himself from his father's name, but also distancing him and his future beloved from the channel.
 
Hmmmm... I honestly don't know what to predict. @Claude4 has a very good point. Michael has shifted to Patreons getting all the goods (two finger pointing, frame-filled mellon head, school girl squeals, meaningless food critiques).

I agree that the few Kaykateers left will cling to those juicy nuggets. I'll say... Hmmmm... 128.

I will put a board together tomorrow to track all of our predictions. :LOL:
 
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